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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #460 on: November 25, 2014, 03:05:24 PM »
Wait, humans can't smell liars and cheats?

That says something about me...

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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #461 on: November 25, 2014, 03:23:11 PM »
It's long overdue, since apparently I can't tell when people are lying to me from body language and facial expression.
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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #462 on: November 25, 2014, 03:40:16 PM »
Bhu, you're taking animal monster creation ideas?  Try a fire leopard! (that part starts at about 18:05)

I've always taken ideas for critters!  It's how I got my start at Wizards.


That being said it would prolly end up looking like a Leopard with one of the elemental templates.

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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #463 on: November 25, 2014, 05:57:32 PM »
Coke Zero is useful for something: not mixing with rum into an oversugary nightmare.

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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #464 on: November 25, 2014, 07:42:11 PM »
Time to mix nightmares with rum!  @_@
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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #465 on: November 25, 2014, 07:42:52 PM »
Time to mix nightmares with rum!  @_@

I don't think horse meat would taste good in a cocktail.

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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #466 on: November 25, 2014, 08:06:36 PM »
Time to mix nightmares with rum!  @_@

I don't think horse meat would taste good in a cocktail.

Remember, nightmares are demons that happen to resemble horses, they're not actual horses.  But I would still question mixing a flaming demon with alcohol ...
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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #467 on: November 25, 2014, 08:11:36 PM »
Time to mix nightmares with rum!  @_@

I don't think horse meat would taste good in a cocktail.

Remember, nightmares are demons that happen to resemble horses, they're not actual horses.  But I would still question mixing a flaming demon with alcohol ...
You mean you don't typically imbibe flames?
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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #468 on: November 25, 2014, 08:16:31 PM »
You mean you don't typically imbibe flames?

Actually, I don't typically imbibe alcohol, I have a slight allergy to the stuff.
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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #469 on: November 25, 2014, 08:20:44 PM »
I hate the taste, so for me, it has to be on fire to make it tolerable.
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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #470 on: November 25, 2014, 08:21:39 PM »
I think it's the demon that's the biggest problem.

Though I haven't yet had anything served to me on fire, this is probably because I don't get out enough.

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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #471 on: November 25, 2014, 08:26:55 PM »
I think it's the demon that's the biggest problem.

Though I haven't yet had anything served to me on fire, this is probably because I don't get out enough.

Try a salad with chunks of fresh habanero in it.  That's practically the same as it being on fire.  (I have had that, so I'm speaking from experience ...)
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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #472 on: November 25, 2014, 08:30:45 PM »
I think it's the demon that's the biggest problem.

Though I haven't yet had anything served to me on fire, this is probably because I don't get out enough.

Try a salad with chunks of fresh habanero in it.  That's practically the same as it being on fire.  (I have had that, so I'm speaking from experience ...)

No, I think fire would be more bearable than chilli. Spice lingers.

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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #473 on: November 25, 2014, 08:53:25 PM »
I've never had one, but aren't you supposed to blow out a flaming shot before you drink it?
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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #474 on: November 25, 2014, 08:56:06 PM »
I've never had one, but aren't you supposed to blow out a flaming shot before you drink it?

I imagine that's the cowardly option. You can wave your hand through fire; just drink it fast enough and you should be fine.

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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #475 on: November 25, 2014, 09:39:20 PM »
I've never had one, but aren't you supposed to blow out a flaming shot before you drink it?

I imagine that's the cowardly option. You can wave your hand through fire; just drink it fast enough and you should be fine.

I saw someone try to drink one while it was still on fire once

Unfortunately she had already had quite a few and tried to knock it back way too quickly.... cue burning liquid all over her face. (she was fine, if a little singed afterwards)

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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #476 on: November 25, 2014, 09:42:05 PM »
I've never had one, but aren't you supposed to blow out a flaming shot before you drink it?

I imagine that's the cowardly option. You can wave your hand through fire; just drink it fast enough and you should be fine.

I saw someone try to drink one while it was still on fire once

Unfortunately she had already had quite a few and tried to knock it back way too quickly.... cue burning liquid all over her face. (she was fine, if a little singed afterwards)

Something similar happened to me with tequila.

It was like pouring acid into my throat. Kinda hard to swallow, that, so I coughed it up.

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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #477 on: November 25, 2014, 09:50:12 PM »
I've never had one, but aren't you supposed to blow out a flaming shot before you drink it?

I imagine that's the cowardly option. You can wave your hand through fire; just drink it fast enough and you should be fine.

No, that's the cowardly option.

True connoisseurs sip their burning drink while maintaining eye contact with the bartender. You have to savour the taste of ash to truly appreciate such fine drinks.

(Also, nightmare meat goes better with mead than rum; it's a bit spicy and bitter, so you need that extra bit of sweetness #TheMoreYouKnow)
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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #478 on: November 25, 2014, 09:53:34 PM »
I've never had one, but aren't you supposed to blow out a flaming shot before you drink it?

I imagine that's the cowardly option. You can wave your hand through fire; just drink it fast enough and you should be fine.

No, that's the cowardly option.

True connoisseurs sip their burning drink while maintaining eye contact with the bartender. You have to savour the taste of ash to truly appreciate such fine drinks.

(Also, nightmare meat goes better with mead than rum; it's a bit spicy and bitter, so you need that extra bit of sweetness #TheMoreYouKnow)

How do you out-sweet rum. It's fermented sugar cane.

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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #479 on: November 25, 2014, 10:00:16 PM »
I've never had one, but aren't you supposed to blow out a flaming shot before you drink it?

I imagine that's the cowardly option. You can wave your hand through fire; just drink it fast enough and you should be fine.

I saw someone try to drink one while it was still on fire once

Unfortunately she had already had quite a few and tried to knock it back way too quickly.... cue burning liquid all over her face. (she was fine, if a little singed afterwards)

Something similar happened to me with tequila.

It was like pouring acid into my throat. Kinda hard to swallow, that, so I coughed it up.

I have never drunk tequila slowly. That stuff tastes nasty.
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