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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #980 on: November 08, 2015, 05:10:09 AM »
Ugh, I've seen that. It's really pretty, but she wouldn't slice a boiled egg like that.

No, you cut people with swords.
Not eggs.
People.

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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #981 on: November 08, 2015, 05:20:44 AM »
Ugh, I've seen that. It's really pretty, but she wouldn't slice a boiled egg like that.

No, you cut people with swords.
Not eggs.
People.

What if you're fighting Egg People?
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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #982 on: November 08, 2015, 05:52:50 AM »
No, people, not People.

I have now spelled people the sufficient amount of times to have begun believing that this word is spelled wrong.

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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #983 on: November 08, 2015, 08:36:57 AM »
Ugh, I've seen that. It's really pretty, but she wouldn't slice a boiled egg like that.

No, you cut people with swords.
Not eggs.
People.

Since the default method of execution in places that support now is by bullet or lethal injection, there is an alarming lack of people you can slice with a sword without getting busted by the law these days.

More seriously though. Too many fancy movements, not enough practicality. It's really cute, because she's a little girl, but it's like that scene in Indiana Jones where Indy pulls his gun and shoots the guy with a sword in the face.
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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #984 on: November 08, 2015, 08:40:26 AM »
Honestly, it's not about swinging a sword around.  It's about a kid getting really into a fun hobby, enjoying herself, and learning hand-eye coordination and self discipline.
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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #985 on: November 08, 2015, 11:32:28 AM »
Honestly, it's not about swinging a sword around.  It's about a kid getting really into a fun hobby, enjoying herself, and learning hand-eye coordination and self discipline.
Or thinking she is, anyway.
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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #986 on: November 09, 2015, 08:53:00 AM »
Kuroimaken,

Just admit it Ronda Rousey could kick your but! :sofa

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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #987 on: November 09, 2015, 12:37:56 PM »
She probably could! I don't doubt that. I would actually welcome the opportunity to test myself against a worthy adversary.
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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #988 on: November 09, 2015, 12:55:20 PM »
Rumblr?
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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #989 on: November 09, 2015, 02:31:36 PM »
Rumblr?

Not available in my country, sadly.  :(

Besides, I don't TYPICALLY fight for no reason than just because. My Evility doesn't activate then.  :P
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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #990 on: November 09, 2015, 11:04:36 PM »
I need to finish my bottle of ketchup by the end of the month.

So I'm currently having chicken stir-fried in a ketchup sauce - it is surprisingly delicious.
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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #991 on: November 09, 2015, 11:54:41 PM »
If you want an impressive performance, try this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZlUgkTGeAQ

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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #992 on: November 10, 2015, 03:43:51 PM »
I need to finish my bottle of ketchup by the end of the month.

So I'm currently having chicken stir-fried in a ketchup sauce - it is surprisingly delicious.

Ketchup makes a surprisingly delicious salad dressing, actually. Especially with a little bit of honey, dark pepper and parmesan cheese.

And if you get creative, with some cream cheese, dark mustard, oregano, basil, black pepper and finely chopped onions, also a delicious pasta sauce which is extremely quick and easy to prepare. You can add the meat of your choice, and it's absolutely delicious.

In fact, any tomato-based pasta sauce can benefit from a little bit of ketchup, for some added flavor.
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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #993 on: November 10, 2015, 06:09:54 PM »
Ketchup makes a surprisingly delicious salad dressing, actually.

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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #994 on: November 10, 2015, 07:04:40 PM »
No, people, not People.

I have now spelled people the sufficient amount of times to have begun believing that this word is spelled wrong.

I used to intentionally mispronounce words in my head in order to counteract that, but now I just have multiple mispronunciations in there.

Was it Pee-Opal or Poe-Eeple?

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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #995 on: November 10, 2015, 11:05:19 PM »
This pixel art makes me want to ADVENTURE!

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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #996 on: November 11, 2015, 12:30:38 AM »
The most insane commercial i have ever seen in my life

Obviously not real, but i'd probably buy the truck if it existed simply due to how amazing everything is.
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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #997 on: November 11, 2015, 04:31:38 AM »
The most insane commercial i have ever seen in my life

Obviously not real, but i'd probably buy the truck if it existed simply due to how amazing everything is.

Vehicle commercials? Someone say... vehicle commercials?

That second commercial actually managed to air once before they noticed what the guy was actually saying.  :lmao
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Re: Awesome Stuff You Have To Share, Part 3: You Can't Handle The Awesome!
« Reply #998 on: November 11, 2015, 10:07:43 AM »
It's just so gimmicky it's hilarious
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