Work Christmas party. Normal, really. Cheesy entertainment, forgettable catering, not-quite meaningful speeches from execs. No white elephant, instead they have prize raffles. About 45 people out of 1100 actually win something. The gifts mostly range from about $75 to $200, with a few standouts around 500. This is my third party here. Nothing to see, really.
Tonight, I was the first name drawn. I went home with a brand new MacBook pro.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm still waiting for the catch.