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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #441 on: February 10, 2015, 06:51:57 PM »
The vaccination one was amusing.

And then I read the comments.

That was really fun until it overwhelmed my tolerance for human stupidity.

I mean, I'm ambivalent on the whole thing (except for vaccinating children. They're all disease-carriers who routinely go to a disease-infested place.), but medicine is not the place for political ideology.



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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #442 on: February 10, 2015, 07:06:54 PM »
50 Shades teddy bear?  I'll up the ante!

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #444 on: February 10, 2015, 08:53:19 PM »
The vaccination one was amusing.

And then I read the comments.

That was really fun until it overwhelmed my tolerance for human stupidity.

I mean, I'm ambivalent on the whole thing (except for vaccinating children. They're all disease-carriers who routinely go to a disease-infested place.), but medicine is not the place for political ideology.



Back to the thread!

Never split the party!

Roll a d6!

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #446 on: February 10, 2015, 10:43:41 PM »
Charles Manson ends engagement after learning fiancee only wanted his corpse.

Never thought you could feel sympathy for old charlie...  :twitch

Well now he can say that someone honestly wanted him for his body :P


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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #450 on: February 20, 2015, 08:11:48 PM »
I don't know where this should go, but it's bugged me for a long time.  Anyone who lives in the St. Louis area may be familiar with it already, but there's a liquor store called Dirt Cheap.  The "mascot" is a chick (baby chicken chick) wearing a sexy 20's style men's 1-piece swim suit.  It's a male chicken.  And it has boobs.
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #451 on: February 20, 2015, 11:15:50 PM »
I don't know where this should go, but it's bugged me for a long time.  Anyone who lives in the St. Louis area may be familiar with it already, but there's a liquor store called Dirt Cheap.  The "mascot" is a chick (baby chicken chick) wearing a sexy 20's style men's 1-piece swim suit.  It's a male chicken.  And it has boobs.

It's OK; the Dirt Cheap Chick feels comfortable in his sexuality.
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #452 on: February 21, 2015, 12:32:20 AM »
There's just so many incongruities in the mascot.  A 20's style swim suit.  Sexualized.  Male, but female form (I think, it has the thingy that comes off the neck that's I thought a male chicken thing, but is sexualized as a female, so maybe trans, maybe not?), chicken (barely anthropomorphized), baby, working in a liquor store.  Oh and magic.  It can summon booze out of thin air.
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #453 on: February 21, 2015, 01:42:41 PM »
There's just so many incongruities in the mascot.  A 20's style swim suit.  Sexualized.  Male, but female form (I think, it has the thingy that comes off the neck that's I thought a male chicken thing, but is sexualized as a female, so maybe trans, maybe not?), chicken (barely anthropomorphized), baby, working in a liquor store.  Oh and magic.  It can summon booze out of thin air.

Who knows?

Maybe the owner of the shop made a demonic pact with the Dirt Cheap Chick to help keep their business afloat, on the condition that they had to use it as their mascot?

(bhu, we need you to stat something...)
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #456 on: February 22, 2015, 01:01:00 PM »
A 40-day-long dystopian birthday party, narrated through Twitter

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #457 on: February 23, 2015, 05:34:52 PM »
Cat ninjas!  http://www.earthporm.com/31-sneaky-ninja-cats-mastered-ancient-art-ninjutsu/

Makes me want to make an anthro cat nin...  I mean, swordsage.  Because the ninja class sucks.

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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #458 on: February 23, 2015, 05:45:59 PM »
Yes, cats are ideal ninja masters!  Reminds me of my previous cat, who would often play-fight with my Mom's cat when they were together.  Mom's would run off, then come back at mine from behind and pounce, and my cat, without looking, would somersault, catch the pouncing cat with her front paws, and slam her into the ground on her back!
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Re: Things that make you LoL (Part 3)
« Reply #459 on: February 24, 2015, 12:45:28 PM »
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