Take the above as true. My complaint was more that it's an errata rather than a FAQ.
No. There is no nice way to say this so let's just get it out of the way. You're arrogantly wrong and need to deal with that ego.
Now that you're blood pressure is through the roof, I'll try to explain things out of personal boredom. First off, the stupid basics. Yeah, I'm taking you back to those 12 years of English class you were put through in school. Words are a means to communicate an idea, the idea is encoded into words by the writer and in turn decoded by the reader. You
need to understand this. Period.
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At 13th level, you can cast any touch spell you know as part of a full attack action, and the spell affects each target you hit in melee combat that round." Isn't ambiguous. I'll admit it could use more words to help the impaired, but in more words is
always more helpful since it allows you to better shape an idea so don't put too much value into that. Plain and simple this is a singular selection. Secondly, you have interpreted it to mean "this spell affects the target each time you hit." which the printing in no way says. Thirdly, your concept is akin to saying Fireball can strike 15 creatures at once, damage stacks, if there is only one target we should hit it multiple times. To reiterate, you have failed to read the words, you came up with an unsupported idea, you never allowed context to help you shape your idea. You were wrong, end of story.
Now go back and read that until you don't feel like hitting reply and screaming at my deaf ear. Because the same error you committed there is the same error you are committing with the Errata/FAQ. You have taken the word "Errata" and translated this per English to mean a correction to an error in printing and you have taken the word "FAQ" and translated it into
it's wrong. As part of a self-inflated ego you have concluded you did not make any sort mistake and the text was written incorrectly, therefor any "corrections" need to be called "Errata". Well, as noted there is no error in printing and the error is your interpretation.
Another thing is your concept of the Errata is also incorrect. Per WotC it's more accurately described as it's a list of wrong things people bitched about since less than 1% of erroneous findings actually make it into the Errata. Most rule corrections are actually done through rule updates and are spotted through out the supplements. In fact, the RC holds priority over any previously posted errata documents. So the very idea that the "Errata" is your go to rules update is highly incorrect to start with. Likewise, WotC prints the "FAQ" under Game Rules and they are the official answers to a number arguments that appeared on the forums. Basically, WotC got sick of the PMs and would issue an official STFU updates. And this harks back to the super-ego found before. You, as a perfect divine being, did not make any sort of mistake and therefor when the FAQ's literately says you were wrong it can only be in fact WotC's error and not yours. This is why "FAQ" translates to
it's wrong, why you bash it, why you undermine it, and why you refuse to deal with it. It is a reminder of your mistake, that you committed an error, and by golly you just can't stand that.
TL;DR: You f'ing hate me. Flame away.