Author Topic: Kuro's Improbable Tales (Read 106108 times)

DonQuixote · « **Reply #80 on:** January 14, 2012, 03:52:55 AM »

Lawful Fist.

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #81 on:** January 14, 2012, 06:47:49 AM »

Quote from: DonQuixote on January 14, 2012, 03:52:55 AM

Lawful Fist.

Definitely sounds better than Fist Good.

Jackinthegreen · « **Reply #82 on:** January 14, 2012, 10:13:00 PM »

Quote from: Kuroimaken on January 14, 2012, 06:47:49 AM

Quote from: DonQuixote on January 14, 2012, 03:52:55 AM
Lawful Fist.

Definitely sounds better than Fist Good.

I'll give you a fist bump for that.

ariasderros · « **Reply #83 on:** January 24, 2012, 09:13:27 PM »

Okay, Kuro, for your next deed, can you sneeze in the general direction of the USA, thus knocking several of our representatives into Comas? Lamar Smith being the first and foremost. I don't care if he ever wakes up.

PlzBreakMyCampaign · « **Reply #84 on:** January 24, 2012, 09:50:53 PM »

agreed. I daresay he's even more bought-out/naive than Obama. Can I get a 2 for 1 deal?

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #85 on:** January 25, 2012, 05:14:27 AM »

Quote from: ariasderros on January 24, 2012, 09:13:27 PM

Okay, Kuro, for your next deed, can you sneeze in the general direction of the USA, thus knocking several of our representatives into Comas? Lamar Smith being the first and foremost. I don't care if he ever wakes up.

I'll give it a try, but I'm gonna need a reliable compass and a map. And I can't guarantee the results, or that I won't aim at Hugo Chávez first.

ariasderros · « **Reply #86 on:** January 25, 2012, 05:57:45 AM »

Quote from: Kuroimaken on January 25, 2012, 05:14:27 AM

Quote from: ariasderros on January 24, 2012, 09:13:27 PM
Okay, Kuro, for your next deed, can you sneeze in the general direction of the USA, thus knocking several of our representatives into Comas? Lamar Smith being the first and foremost. I don't care if he ever wakes up.

I'll give it a try, but I'm gonna need a reliable compass and a map. And I can't guarantee the results, or that I won't aim at Hugo Chávez first.

??? I thought you were Brazilian and he was in Argentina. Not to say he isn't a worthy target as well though.

Edit: Venezuela, not Argentina I guess.

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #87 on:** January 25, 2012, 08:00:48 AM »

Quote from: ariasderros on January 25, 2012, 05:57:45 AM

Quote from: Kuroimaken on January 25, 2012, 05:14:27 AM
Quote from: ariasderros on January 24, 2012, 09:13:27 PM
Okay, Kuro, for your next deed, can you sneeze in the general direction of the USA, thus knocking several of our representatives into Comas? Lamar Smith being the first and foremost. I don't care if he ever wakes up.

I'll give it a try, but I'm gonna need a reliable compass and a map. And I can't guarantee the results, or that I won't aim at Hugo Chávez first.

??? I thought you were Brazilian and he was in Argentina. Not to say he isn't a worthy target as well though.

Edit: Venezuela, not Argentina I guess.

If he were from Argentina I'd have one extra reason to sneeze his way. (Brazillians and Argentinians can't stand each other, for the most part.)

Shining Phoenix · « **Reply #88 on:** January 26, 2012, 11:15:59 PM »

Do you have an image macro yet?

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #89 on:** January 27, 2012, 04:18:37 AM »

Quote from: Shining Phoenix on January 26, 2012, 11:15:59 PM

Do you have an image macro yet?

I don't, if anything because I have no idea what that is.

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #90 on:** February 01, 2012, 03:52:12 PM »

So today at work I basically got pissed on for something my supervisor essentially made up. I was understandably cranky throughout the rest of the day, and it stewed in my head on my way home. I got angrier and angrier, until I eventually swung my fist at a nearby signpost.

The damn thing BENT.

I then proceeded to walk much, much faster than before.

ariasderros · « **Reply #91 on:** February 01, 2012, 09:45:17 PM »

That's it, you need to be pitted in a series of duels. Starting with Chuck Norris for his legend.

DonQuixote · « **Reply #92 on:** February 02, 2012, 02:45:08 AM »

How's your fist doing?

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #93 on:** February 02, 2012, 05:23:42 AM »

Quote from: DonQuixote on February 02, 2012, 02:45:08 AM

How's your fist doing?

Intact as usual.

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #94 on:** February 09, 2012, 03:48:24 PM »

Reposted per Sirpercival's request:

Creepy local coincidence is creepy.

So I hear news at work that there's a robbery going on at a bank agency in town. They say there are hostages, including a pregnant woman. I think "man, I wish I could help" but, realistically, I know at best I will hope that things turn out okay. This is near the end of my shift. I go home, and suddenly I am assaulted by an uncontrollable urge to take a nap.

I end up asleep for two hours, and when I wake up I'm a little sweaty. There's a segment on local news about the robbery. According to the newscast, some guy in black jeans and shirt came out of nowhere and proceeded to kick the robbers' collective asses while screaming in some incomprehensible language. Apparently, no one got a good look at the guy, but everyone agreed on the black clothing bit.

It would take roughly one hour and fifteen minutes to run from where I live to where the robbery was going on and back. I was dressed in black jeans and shirt to work today.

But, of course, I was asleep at the time.

Creepy coincidences are creepy.

Nanshork · « **Reply #95 on:** February 09, 2012, 04:36:12 PM »

Are you sure you're not a superhero?

Halinn · « **Reply #96 on:** February 09, 2012, 04:37:36 PM »

wuh... buh...

I am speechless.

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #97 on:** February 09, 2012, 05:00:36 PM »

Quote from: Nanshork on February 09, 2012, 04:36:12 PM

Are you sure you're not a superhero?

I am a little overweight, don't wear my underpants on the outside, both my parents are still alive and I don't throw out radiation or anything. So yeah, pretty sure.

Quote from: Halinn on February 09, 2012, 04:37:36 PM

wuh... buh...

I am speechless.

This one I'm pretty sure we can chalk up to a funny coincidence. The choice of attire is too nondescript.

Halinn · « **Reply #98 on:** February 09, 2012, 05:12:47 PM »

Quote from: Kuroimaken on February 09, 2012, 05:00:36 PM

Quote from: Nanshork on February 09, 2012, 04:36:12 PM
Are you sure you're not a superhero?

I am a little overweight, don't wear my underpants on the outside, both my parents are still alive and I don't throw out radiation or anything. So yeah, pretty sure.

Meteor showers? Are you affiliated with any animals in particular? Any cool mutations? Speed force? Alien encounters? How do you like Office Tools?

(Oh ye unholy gods, they have pulled a lot of crap off during comic book history)

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #99 on:** February 09, 2012, 05:22:31 PM »

Quote from: Halinn on February 09, 2012, 05:12:47 PM

Quote from: Kuroimaken on February 09, 2012, 05:00:36 PM
Quote from: Nanshork on February 09, 2012, 04:36:12 PM
Are you sure you're not a superhero?

I am a little overweight, don't wear my underpants on the outside, both my parents are still alive and I don't throw out radiation or anything. So yeah, pretty sure.

Meteor showers? Are you affiliated with any animals in particular? Any cool mutations? Speed force? Alien encounters? How do you like Office Tools?

(Oh ye unholy gods, they have pulled a lot of crap off during comic book history)

I don't remember running into any, I out-roared a lion once, don't think so, what?, none unless some weird people I've met count, and they're cool I guess, for when I'm distracted.

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Author Topic: Kuro's Improbable Tales (Read 106108 times)