Author Topic: Kuro's Improbable Tales (Read 106101 times)

Bozwevial · « **Reply #220 on:** July 24, 2012, 08:28:25 PM »

Quote from: ariasderros on July 24, 2012, 08:25:27 PM

Quote from: Kuroimaken on July 24, 2012, 07:24:21 PM
No, I killed them with a wooden sword, actually.

Is it just me, or would anyone else like to see Kuroi vs. "Twilight" Suzuka.

I was picturing him as Miyamoto Musashi.

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #221 on:** July 24, 2012, 09:12:42 PM »

Quote from: ariasderros on July 24, 2012, 08:25:27 PM

Quote from: Kuroimaken on July 24, 2012, 07:24:21 PM
No, I killed them with a wooden sword, actually.

Is it just me, or would anyone else like to see Kuroi vs. "Twilight" Suzuka.

That reminds me, I need to watch the rest of Outlaw Star.

Amechra · « **Reply #222 on:** July 25, 2012, 02:37:59 AM »

So do I.

I really think that, if beings in the far future encounter records of this thread, at least some of them will form a religion that worships Kuroimaken the Wrathful God of Not-To-Be-Fuckedwithness.

Seriously. (OK, probably with better-sounding wording, but you get the picture.)

DonQuixote · « **Reply #223 on:** July 25, 2012, 10:29:59 AM »

..."beings in the far future"? I already have a shrine to the great kami of invulnerability.

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #224 on:** July 25, 2012, 10:44:52 AM »

Don't suppose you got pictures of it?

Amechra · « **Reply #225 on:** July 25, 2012, 11:11:37 AM »

Well, I was going to start crafting the magnificent story-prison now, to steal all of Kuro's invulnerable might for myself, but yeah, beings in the far future...

ariasderros · « **Reply #226 on:** July 25, 2012, 11:40:58 AM »

Quote from: Bozwevial on July 24, 2012, 08:28:25 PM

Quote from: ariasderros on July 24, 2012, 08:25:27 PM
Quote from: Kuroimaken on July 24, 2012, 07:24:21 PM
No, I killed them with a wooden sword, actually.

Is it just me, or would anyone else like to see Kuroi vs. "Twilight" Suzuka.
I was picturing him as Miyamoto Musashi.

No no no no.

Gendo Ikari (sp?) with his shades on, with a Boken leisurely resting in one hand held just off to his side.

Until he starts whipping ass.

DonQuixote · « **Reply #227 on:** July 25, 2012, 06:43:29 PM »

Quote from: Kuroimaken on July 25, 2012, 10:44:52 AM

Don't suppose you got pictures of it?

Every time I try to take a picture of it, the camera explodes.

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #228 on:** August 13, 2012, 09:44:50 AM »

Small addition, but while we're at it...

So I'm at the movies watching The Dark Knight Rises, right? And suddenly I notice there's a firefly lounging around near the ceiling for whatever reason. I hadn't seen a firefly since I was... 8, I think.

Anyway, I get curious, so I decided to stick out my hand and index fingertip straight up. I'm in the last row so it doesn't get in anyone's way. It takes a while, but the firefly slowly drifts towards my fingertip, lands there, and just stays there watching the movie with me. Or at least it was facing in the right direction.

DonQuixote · « **Reply #229 on:** August 13, 2012, 11:37:41 AM »

"This is the instrument of your illumination."

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #230 on:** August 13, 2012, 12:17:26 PM »

Where'd you get that quote from?

It's funny though, because I'm not overly fond of animals. I find puppies and kittens as cute as the next guy, but for me the ideal pet would be kinda like a Pokémon: it produces no waste, doesn't smell bad and comes to you only when you want it to. Plus, y'know, in a pinch you have your own pet-powered generator or something.

littha · « **Reply #231 on:** August 13, 2012, 12:55:55 PM »

Quote from: Kuroimaken on August 13, 2012, 12:17:26 PM

It produces no waste, doesn't smell bad and comes to you only when you want it to.

You want a cat >^.^<
Though they generally come to you when they want to... Outdoor type cats generally leave you with no mess to clean and they smell fine.

DonQuixote · « **Reply #232 on:** August 13, 2012, 02:30:22 PM »

Quote from: Kuroimaken on August 13, 2012, 12:17:26 PM

Where'd you get that quote from?

It's a corruption of Bane's line: "This is the instrument of your liberation."

In case you've forgotten...

(click to show/hide)

Also, that actually is a spoiler for the movie, so don't click if you haven't seen it.

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #233 on:** August 13, 2012, 08:02:17 PM »

Quote from: littha on August 13, 2012, 12:55:55 PM

Quote from: Kuroimaken on August 13, 2012, 12:17:26 PM
It produces no waste, doesn't smell bad and comes to you only when you want it to.

You want a cat >^.^<
Though they generally come to you when they want to... Outdoor type cats generally leave you with no mess to clean and they smell fine.

I live in the tenth story of an apartment. It'd have to be a FLYING cat.

littha · « **Reply #234 on:** August 14, 2012, 06:09:49 AM »

The terminal velocity of some cats is lower than the speed required to kill them...

awaken_D_M_golem · « **Reply #235 on:** August 22, 2012, 07:51:57 PM »

Here's a little something, Kuro can hand to the
next potential GF ... to head off any uncertainties.

Lois Lane's Guide to Life: Bring Out the Kuroimaken in Your Man!

(click to show/hide)

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #236 on:** August 22, 2012, 08:24:51 PM »

That's from the '70s, isn't it?

nijineko · « **Reply #237 on:** August 23, 2012, 12:22:30 AM »

hmmm, so find a girl into the 40-50's, and you could meet sorta in the middle of the timeline there.

awaken_D_M_golem · « **Reply #238 on:** August 23, 2012, 07:31:37 PM »

2007 actually.

I've met plenty of women who are
absolutely sure they can have it all.
Then real life happens.
(as a side issue -- I'm more of a handful than clark kent)

But this thread is about Kuro.
Can't you just Diplo(ro-)mance your next GF ?!

Kuroimaken · « **Reply #239 on:** August 23, 2012, 09:20:38 PM »

As I recall, that's how I obtained my last one.

Not that there's been a slew of them or anything. I'm a bit picky...

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