The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.

[SolEiji]

Is it bad that I'm far more shocked that "bearded dwarven ladies" is confirmed?  The long battle has ended, the bearders have claimed victory.  :O

Incorrect, by specifying 'bearded dwarven lady' rather than just 'dwarven lady' it means that bearded dwarven ladies aren't a necessity.

:O  THE WAR CONTINUES!  *Throws confetti and raises his Sexy Shaven Shortstacks Flag again*

[Amechra]

* Strokes luxurious, masculine beard. *

I bet you can guess which side I'm on!

(Beards are awesome; they are pretty much the one thing guys get to style.)

[Raineh Daze]

Beards are ugly unless they're viking-style.

[SolEiji]

I found I rock the evil goatee best.  I suppose that means I'm the evil twin.  Makes sense.  I wonder what the good me is like....

*In another universe... upon the burning husk of Earth.... Soleiji stands as god-emperor of mankind, built on a city of bones and oiled with the blood of millions.*

Yep, definitely the evil twin, I am.

[Amechra]

Beards are ugly unless they're viking-style.

You clearly haven't seen a good beard, then.

[Raineh Daze]

Beards are ugly unless they're viking-style.

You clearly haven't seen a good beard, then.

Viking-style. >.>

... well, Christopher Lee's, also, but that's because it's Christopher Lee.

[Kuroimaken]

* Strokes luxurious, masculine beard. *

I bet you can guess which side I'm on!

(Beards are awesome; they are pretty much the one thing guys get to style.)

*strokes evil Lincoln/Gendou beard*

It's a shame my face skin is so darned thin, I can't style my beard properly.

[SolEiji]

* Strokes luxurious, masculine beard. *

I bet you can guess which side I'm on!

(Beards are awesome; they are pretty much the one thing guys get to style.)

*strokes evil Lincoln/Gendou beard*

It's a shame my face skin is so darned thin, I can't style my beard properly.

I see you studied the art of Gendo Beard No Longhair as well.  Very well then, we shall test whose beard is more Gendo-like.  En garde!

*Grunts and charges up his beard.  Behold as it grows... very.... slowly.... right..... at...... yoouuuu!!!!!!*

[Amechra]

I have served as the model for a sketch of Gendou.

Bring. It.

(That Gendou on Fluttershy that's my avatar? I was the model for Gendou.)

[SolEiji]

I have served as the model for a sketch of Gendou.

Bring. It.

(That Gendou on Fluttershy that's my avatar? I was the model for Gendou.)

Your icon is smaller than my thumb!  Clearly this means you are a tiny tiny man!  Who sends children to beard fight?!  AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Kuroimaken]

* Strokes luxurious, masculine beard. *

I bet you can guess which side I'm on!

(Beards are awesome; they are pretty much the one thing guys get to style.)

*strokes evil Lincoln/Gendou beard*

It's a shame my face skin is so darned thin, I can't style my beard properly.

I see you studied the art of Gendo Beard No Longhair as well.  Very well then, we shall test whose beard is more Gendo-like.  En garde!

*Grunts and charges up his beard.  Behold as it grows... very.... slowly.... right..... at...... yoouuuu!!!!!!*

If I shave at eight AM, I have a five o'clock shadow by ten.

This is not an adversary you should consider.

I have served as the model for a sketch of Gendou.

Bring. It.

(That Gendou on Fluttershy that's my avatar? I was the model for Gendou.)

And I totally envy you for it, especially since my skin tone is too dark for just about every anime character with a beard ever. 

Which reminds me, I really should update my costume.

[SolEiji]

If I shave at eight AM, I have a five o'clock shadow by ten.
...
And I totally envy you for it, especially since my skin tone is too dark for just about every anime character with a beard ever. 

>.>

<.<

Are... are you sure you're not me?  You appear to be describing m-

 

MY GOOD TWIN BROTHER!  It can't be!!!!

[Kuroimaken]

That depends. What's your opinion on the God of War and GTA franchises?

[SolEiji]

That depends. What's your opinion on the God of War and GTA franchises?

Good games, but ultimately mindless.  Not that there's anything wrong with mindless, it's just a delicious and unhealthy Whopper that is most AAA titles.

Of course, GTA has kind of fallen out of my favor lately.  SR3 and 4 filled its void.

[Kuroimaken]

You're probably the evil twin. I lack the gentleness to call them 'good' by any of my standards.

And everyone knows the best good guys are completely insensitive, so.

[SolEiji]

You're probably the evil twin. I lack the gentleness to call them 'good' by any of my standards.

And everyone knows the best good guys are completely insensitive, so.

YES!  Evil for the win!  Time to go make some fiendish plots.  Maybe I'll make a muffin....

and drop it on the floor!

[Kuroimaken]

I will take no pleasure in defeating you.

[Raineh Daze]

This has gotten so very out of hand. @_@

[Captnq]

Hey! I was your bearded evil twin before being your evil twin was cool.

(I didn't said IDENTICAL twin)

[Kuroimaken]

I believe this is relevant to the discussion.

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