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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #640 on: August 11, 2014, 01:42:24 PM »
C-cold...

Why is it so cold?

Why cold why?

I'm dyin' here.

The cold never brother me anyway  :P

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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #641 on: August 11, 2014, 02:18:02 PM »
For crying out loud, why can't people just let that go already?
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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #642 on: August 11, 2014, 04:43:31 PM »
Because Frozen had some of the blandest music to come out of a Disney movie.  :D

I mean it; the musical style didn't mesh with the setting at all, unlike the more memorable songs. And it lacked a villain song (unless you want to count Let It Go, which sounds kinda bland and "avoiding my problems" to me.) They also avoided teaching kids a valuable lesson! (that relationships are about compromise and affection, not true love.)

Frozen was just... meh.

But anyway, I just want to come in and say that LotusScript is a whore. Not a high-class one, either; no, the kind that can't do fucking basic operations like logging someone out even though it has access to the fucking Session object, which handles the cocksucking logout process.

That felt good to let out.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #643 on: August 11, 2014, 04:45:10 PM »
So basically LOTUS is a whore that gives head like a pencil sharpener?

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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #644 on: August 11, 2014, 04:52:40 PM »
Yes. If that pencil sharpener was rusty.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #645 on: August 11, 2014, 07:02:28 PM »
I carried Pepper Spray while driving cab.  I may have needed it one time, but didn't use it and regretted Not using it.


I was pepper sprayed once, though I wasn't the target.
There was a riot going on, and my buddy looked like charles manson on steroids (really to a T) and I had on my Smiley The Psychotic Button t-shirt which made me scarier.  We managed to keep a store we liked from being totally ransacked.  Cops charged at everyone, asking questions way later.  I had no problem with it.  That's my service to my country, but I ain't doing that again.  Made a friend of an overnight hotel manager, while getting the spray out of my eyes.  Fast forward 3 years.  Cindy Blackman (pre-Santana) comes to town.  I'm wearing the same Smiley t-shirt.  Hotel manager remembers me, so I get to meet her.  She's awesome.  I gave her a card with a Tyne Daly X-ray cover. 


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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #646 on: August 11, 2014, 07:44:16 PM »
http://www.pepper-spray-store.com/pages/antitdote  Whole milk is your friend in case of pepper spray.  It's also best for toning down the burning if you eat peppers (mostly cause you cant gargle detergent).  chocolate helps too.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #647 on: August 11, 2014, 08:56:09 PM »
If the world was ever in need of a raise dead...

I hear he played a mean game of D&D. Time to head on down to 1619 Pine Street and pour out a bag of d20s on the street.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #648 on: August 11, 2014, 10:12:01 PM »
If the world was ever in need of a raise dead...

I hear he played a mean game of D&D. Time to head on down to 1619 Pine Street and pour out a bag of d20s on the street.

He named his duaghter Zelda  :blink :sobbing

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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #649 on: August 12, 2014, 04:11:02 AM »
The apathy is back, codified in a rant to my girlfriend.  :sobbing
That... that did not go well.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #650 on: August 12, 2014, 04:13:27 AM »
The apathy is back, codified in a rant to my girlfriend.  :sobbing
That... that did not go well.

Goodnight everyone.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #651 on: August 12, 2014, 08:29:38 AM »
The apathy is back, codified in a rant to my girlfriend.  :sobbing
That... that did not go well.

Goodnight everyone.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #652 on: August 12, 2014, 03:34:17 PM »
The apathy is back, codified in a rant to my girlfriend.  :sobbing
That... that did not go well.

Goodnight everyone.

 :hug :hug :hug :hug

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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #653 on: August 12, 2014, 04:36:21 PM »
 :hug

In other news: I am pissed off.

I just got another letter from the hospital that fixed my pinkie up; I already gave you all pertinent information, ya goofs!
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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #654 on: August 13, 2014, 04:29:58 PM »
If the world was ever in need of a raise dead...

I hear he played a mean game of D&D. Time to head on down to 1619 Pine Street and pour out a bag of d20s on the street.

He named his duaghter Zelda  :blink :sobbing

Robin Williams a d&d guy = that much more awesome ; and now sad.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #655 on: August 14, 2014, 03:50:39 AM »
A pity the world is suddenyl treating his daughter like shit  :shakefist

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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #656 on: August 14, 2014, 08:09:57 AM »
A pity the world is suddenyl treating his daughter like shit  :shakefist

Beyond the death of her father? How so?
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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #657 on: August 14, 2014, 03:04:34 PM »
I'm starting to get the feeling that a forum i belong to and helped get the ball rolling on is not going in a direction I like, but I don't want to be seen as a jerk who is taking his toys and going home.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #658 on: August 14, 2014, 04:04:25 PM »
Which one would be worse?  Watching the forum go to crap, or leaving before it does?

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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #659 on: August 14, 2014, 04:19:13 PM »
I'm starting to get the feeling that a forum i belong to and helped get the ball rolling on is not going in a direction I like, but I don't want to be seen as a jerk who is taking his toys and going home.
Do you host it or something?
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