Author Topic: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.  (Read 170216 times)

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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #800 on: September 18, 2014, 11:23:02 AM »
Dang, if it weren't for number 3, I could be doing that.  :P
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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #801 on: September 18, 2014, 11:43:52 AM »
Dang, if it weren't for number 3, I could be doing that.  :P
When I read it, I was thinking "lawyer", but I think that's what you get when you leave out #3. :P
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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #802 on: September 18, 2014, 11:58:40 AM »
Dang, if it weren't for number 3, I could be doing that.  :P
When I read it, I was thinking "lawyer", but I think that's what you get when you leave out #3. :P

Generally speaking, lawyer precludes #1, plus lawyers can do nothing but ASK for things. They have no real power. Lawyering is like playing the Justice game on Hard.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #803 on: September 18, 2014, 04:21:44 PM »
Crashed my car, and my life is sucking ever more so. Thoughts of suicide keep crossing my mind while i try and distract myself from them.

I need a good vacation, some time well spent, something to make life worth it again.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #804 on: September 18, 2014, 04:50:26 PM »
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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #805 on: September 18, 2014, 07:37:26 PM »
Crashed my car, and my life is sucking ever more so. Thoughts of suicide keep crossing my mind while i try and distract myself from them.

I need a good vacation, some time well spent, something to make life worth it again.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #806 on: September 18, 2014, 07:58:54 PM »
Crashed my car, and my life is sucking ever more so. Thoughts of suicide keep crossing my mind while i try and distract myself from them.

I need a good vacation, some time well spent, something to make life worth it again.

BHU! WE NEED 1200 CC OF KITTENS HERE, STAT!
1200 CC is an awful small kitten...

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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #807 on: September 18, 2014, 08:26:25 PM »
EACH CC IS A KITTEN!
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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #808 on: September 18, 2014, 08:43:19 PM »
EACH CC IS A KITTEN!
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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #809 on: September 18, 2014, 11:51:51 PM »
Crashed my car, and my life is sucking ever more so. Thoughts of suicide keep crossing my mind while i try and distract myself from them.

I need a good vacation, some time well spent, something to make life worth it again.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #810 on: September 18, 2014, 11:53:08 PM »
Brujon...

We're here if you want to talk.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #811 on: September 19, 2014, 01:01:38 AM »
I am confronted with the fact that I enjoy screwing with the fact that people seem to (almost instinctively) extend me a certain amount of trust.

It's not exactly my fault that I don't show emotion properly when I'm near people I'm not entirely comfortable with, and that my voice is naturally imbued with a certain conviction.

Yeah... I don't inflect my voice for sarcasm. Which has led to people questioning my sanity before ("What? You really believe she's going to tear our arms off?" No, you idiot, I was making a joke.)

I do feel kind of guilty for making my friend think that she missed two sessions over the last two weekends that didn't happen because I was sick, though.

Usually it doesn't make me feel guilty.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #812 on: September 19, 2014, 01:21:10 AM »
Was feverish, didn't get any sleep. Hum.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #813 on: September 19, 2014, 03:29:22 AM »
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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #814 on: September 19, 2014, 08:08:42 AM »
Now my mouse is broken. Really, now?

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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #815 on: September 19, 2014, 05:07:09 PM »
Wrecking a car, used to be a teenage Rite Of Passage*.
Hopefully you (the more important part) -'ve got just bumps and bruises.
Buy the way, wrecking an intentionally cheap car, costs the least amount of invested money.


* now it's texting, while helicopter mom drives.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #816 on: September 19, 2014, 07:15:11 PM »
Wrecking a car, used to be a teenage Rite Of Passage*.
Hopefully you (the more important part) -'ve got just bumps and bruises.
Buy the way, wrecking an intentionally cheap car, costs the least amount of invested money.


* now it's texting, while helicopter mom drives.
This is probably past its expiration date, but I remember wrecking my car when I was sixteen. I rear ended someone (totally my fault, honestly, even though the exact circumstance involved the guy in front of me suddenly braking last minute at a yellow light. I thought I'd have another 20 feet to pull forward and tapped him from behind.

No injuries, thankfully. My car: detached/broken bumper, fan was destroyed, hood and windshield replaced, radiator cracked and replaced. His car: not even a scratch. Seriously, not even a scratch.

That's what happens when a nineties Toyota meets a seventies Buick.

My first accident nearly totaled my car (Another 2 grand and the insurance company wouldn't have paid for the repairs), and I got no satisfaction at all.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #817 on: September 19, 2014, 09:56:35 PM »
Just a car, man.

Seriously. Hate to play the "it could be worse" card, but it's not that big of a deal. Got beat into a coma, had my face and jaw re-attached, 40% of my face is still paralyzed and for some reason bad luck just follows me around. After a while you get so used to getting back up that you don't know how to stay down anymore.

One thing I learned is, it's not that bad. Trust me. It's not. No matter how bad you think it is, It's not that bad. If you need a solution, PM me. I'll provide you with a solution. It might take up to three years, but trust me, I can solve almost anything. Almost. Somethings I can't fix. My mom's cancer. Couldn't fix that. I could have, but she wouldn't listen to me.

That's the other part. You have to WANT my help, and you have to give up your pride. I can't help you if your pride is more important then success. I gave up my pride years ago. Pride is a useless thing. It's pointless and only of importance to other people who I just don't care about. But if your pride isn't that important to you, you are willing to flirt with the grey area of the law, and you WANT help, I can help just about anyone with just about anything.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #818 on: September 20, 2014, 01:46:56 AM »
When it comes to homebrew, there is good homebrew.  There is bad homebrew.  There is misguided homebrew and accidentally broken homebrew.  And then there have been the recent articles by a certain person on D&D-wiki.

*Smokes.  He doesn't even smoke....*

Damn man.  I've seen some things.  I'm witnessing the disgusting runoff of danddwiki dribbling its fetid pus onto our recent changes.  My god...
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Re: The Small Rants Thread VIII: Now more bitchin' than ever.
« Reply #819 on: September 20, 2014, 02:12:11 AM »
When it comes to homebrew, there is good homebrew.  There is bad homebrew.  There is misguided homebrew and accidentally broken homebrew.  And then there have been the recent articles by a certain person on D&D-wiki.

*Smokes.  He doesn't even smoke....*

Damn man.  I've seen some things.  I'm witnessing the disgusting runoff of danddwiki dribbling its fetid pus onto our recent changes.  My god...

Had to go check it out. Bionic Commando? Oh my gawd I love this review you wrote  :lmao