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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #700 on: January 09, 2016, 08:58:43 PM »
(I'm on a boat.)

Yes but you're on the boat that was moored next to the boat tha bad guys are speaking from, hence you can overhear.

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #701 on: January 09, 2016, 11:55:48 PM »
Ok. I traded Bardic Knowledge for Bardic Knack, so I can make a K. Nature roll!

Rolled 1d20+5 : 15 + 5, total 20
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #702 on: January 09, 2016, 11:59:33 PM »
"Avast!" Wellesley shouts. "Gentlemen, I think I might possibly have the slighst hint of an inkling as to what that might possibly be."
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #703 on: January 10, 2016, 01:13:10 AM »
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #704 on: January 10, 2016, 03:38:14 AM »
"While not a demon, it is definitely what I, and you, and itself might consider evil and plant based, which to me suggests that a good and thorough de-weeding of some sort is needed, perhaps with salt and fire."
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #705 on: January 10, 2016, 04:05:19 AM »
"What are you doing on that boat?!"

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #706 on: January 10, 2016, 04:06:27 AM »
"I am trying to acquire us a means of nautical transportation, of course!"

Wellesley looks down.

"It also appears something is underdeck. Might I obtain some assistance in ferreting it out?"
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #707 on: January 10, 2016, 06:24:34 PM »
"It's whats left of the slaves.  Get off my boat lizardman!"

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #708 on: January 10, 2016, 11:24:43 PM »
Wellesley assesses the person he's talking to. Whom might that be?
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #709 on: January 11, 2016, 12:14:06 AM »
The guy who looks like the expedition leader.  Obvious soldiery type in armor and bristling with weapons.

A tool, in other words.

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #710 on: January 11, 2016, 02:24:46 AM »
Wellesley will look around for the entrance to the lower deck before taking in a deep breath.

"I don't see your name on it!"
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #711 on: January 11, 2016, 04:41:30 AM »
you spot the entrance easily

"If we have to come over there you'll be sorry!"

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #712 on: January 12, 2016, 11:55:14 PM »
"I'm sorry already! What else do you have?"

Wellesley distract them with his theatrics while using his Mage Hand to open the door to the cargo hold.
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #713 on: January 13, 2016, 01:58:16 AM »
"Crossbows and a Priestess."

omg the stench when the door opens...

and now you can hear gibbering...

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #714 on: January 13, 2016, 02:47:37 AM »
"Very well! You win! I will turn this boat over to you."

Wellesley will use Mage Hand to turn the steering wheel, and ready an action to dive over the side if something comes out from below.
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #715 on: January 13, 2016, 06:24:00 PM »
the only things that come out are the horrific stench and the occasional scream

and the laughter of madmen

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #716 on: January 13, 2016, 08:53:48 PM »
Does anyone else (say, from my party) seem like they'll help?
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #717 on: January 13, 2016, 11:59:40 PM »
i would hope so

guys?

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #718 on: January 14, 2016, 01:45:10 AM »
In all this inconsequential back-and-forth between getting jack all from some damned corpse and some scene on a boat with a lizard(?), Shak'ri had kind of zoned out, for the most part, from the going ons around her.

"Oh sorry!" she said as she snapped back to reality, "Did somebody need something? I'm still sitting here waiting to be told if we're okay with killing every soldier on this beach or not!"

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #719 on: January 14, 2016, 08:12:24 AM »
From our vantage point, what can we see on the boat with Wesley?
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