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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #720 on: January 14, 2016, 03:51:36 PM »
Absolutely nothing.  Just some random lizardman  :smirk

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #721 on: January 14, 2016, 10:29:42 PM »
If I can hear them, they can hear me.

And if they can hear me, they can recognize my voice...
"I am the Black Mage! I cast the spells that makes the peoples fall down."

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #722 on: January 15, 2016, 03:35:04 AM »
I know, I'm just teasin...

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #723 on: January 15, 2016, 07:58:26 AM »
"Are we done? Let's get going then." Kulgan moves towards Shak'ri and waits with her.

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #724 on: January 15, 2016, 08:03:10 AM »
If I can hear them, they can hear me.

And if they can hear me, they can recognize my voice...
"Dude! What's going on over there!?"
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #725 on: January 17, 2016, 07:01:17 AM »
Seeing Mustave trying to understand what's going on, Kulgan decides to help.

"That's right! What's happening on your side? Can we go in and kill stuff?"

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #726 on: January 17, 2016, 01:44:10 PM »
"These soldiers are being huge jerks and want the slaves on this boat I liberated."
"I am the Black Mage! I cast the spells that makes the peoples fall down."

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #727 on: January 17, 2016, 02:24:52 PM »
"Liberated as in free to go away or liberated from their lives?"

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #728 on: January 17, 2016, 06:12:19 PM »
"The boat... I liberated the boat. And the slaves by proxy. And they'd be free to go, but I suspect they're much the worse for the wear..."
"I am the Black Mage! I cast the spells that makes the peoples fall down."

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #729 on: January 17, 2016, 09:06:19 PM »
"Being upset over property theft is hardly being a jerk, it's self preservation."

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #730 on: January 18, 2016, 08:06:59 AM »
"Why would they be worse for the wear if they were let go?"
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #731 on: January 18, 2016, 05:59:46 PM »
"They're all pirates, the enablers of pirates, or the family of pirates.  Criminals one and all.  Slavery is the just punishment for piracy in Florida.  Plus, if you unchain them before  we kill the monster, they'll either start killing themselves again or marching up the hill to be eaten."

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #732 on: January 18, 2016, 09:56:10 PM »
*sigh* "I hate Florida.

Wesley, are you returning the boat?"
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #733 on: January 19, 2016, 02:53:41 AM »
"Well, I suppose it could be arranged in a show of good faith..."
"I am the Black Mage! I cast the spells that makes the peoples fall down."

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #734 on: January 19, 2016, 03:09:20 AM »
a lone voice from below decks screams "CASTRATE THE WOMEN FIRST!" in a hideous , croaking voice before expiring in a phlegmy cough.

Your opponents look non-plused

"Were ah...were hoping killing this thing returns them to normalcy..."

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #735 on: January 19, 2016, 08:38:35 AM »
"The thing in the cave or the thing in the boat?"
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #736 on: January 19, 2016, 11:53:48 AM »
"The thing in the cave or the thing in the boat?"

"Hopefully it will be D, all of the above."
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #737 on: January 19, 2016, 07:04:03 PM »
"The thing in the old watchtower."

Your employer leans over and whispers

"Yeah, the uh,,,thing in the boat sounds like Loud Bob.  He's...special."

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #738 on: January 20, 2016, 10:00:31 AM »
"Well, shall we go and do what we do best? Or rather, should we go and kill that thing?"

Mustave gets ready to head to the tower.
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #739 on: January 21, 2016, 07:00:33 AM »
"Well, shall we go and do what we do best? Or rather, should we go and kill that thing?"

"Yes, yes we should." Kulgan stands at Mustave's side.