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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #740 on: January 21, 2016, 10:41:20 PM »
Morte, who had started to doze off on her feet, using her scythe as a support, suddenly wakes up:

"YAWN Oh, what? I wasn't sleeping on the job, I was just meditating. So we're killing whatever's in that tower? Sounds good to me, as long as we get paid. Just need to prepare a bit."

Morte takes some time to recharge her maneuvers, regroups with her dress disguised skeletons, and then starts heading for the tower, one of her undead dolls thirty feet ahead for bait, hopefully the rest of the team tags along.

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #741 on: January 22, 2016, 01:45:43 AM »
Wellesley will tag along with the group posthaste to avoid any further misunderstandings about property ownership.
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #742 on: January 22, 2016, 03:25:40 AM »
The slavers leave a pitiable force of 4 men behind to guard the boats and everything else goes with you.  You come to a steep 150 foot tall hill covered in broken, jagged rock, with one lone path winding it's way upwards.  Unusually steep.  You will quite literally be climbing it as opposed to walking up the path. 

I'll let y'all work out climbing order with the NPC's and the skill checks can begin.  :D

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #743 on: January 22, 2016, 04:31:38 AM »
Pat turns to Mustave and taps his broom.
"So boss, you want a ride?"
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #744 on: January 22, 2016, 07:50:40 AM »
Pat turns to Mustave and taps his broom.
"So boss, you want a ride?"
Mustave starts cracking his knuckles, psyching himself up for what will surely end in his death, then he hears Pat's offer.

"I would love a ride. Thank you."

Mustave climbs onto the broom, holding on with one hand, keeping the other free for casting.
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #745 on: January 22, 2016, 09:34:13 AM »
Climbing? Please. We're professionals.

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #746 on: January 22, 2016, 10:51:37 AM »
".......Right. I guess that's something I'll have to deal with if I'm going to be in this profession?" Shak'ri comments mostly to herself as she glances down at her lack of feet, then looks back up at the steep, rocky climb ahead. "Siiiigh..."

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Rolled 1d20+7 : 19 + 7, total 26

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #747 on: January 22, 2016, 11:42:25 AM »
"I hope you guys don't mind if I dig my way through." The draconic man's claws cracking in anticipation. "But before that, let me get ready."

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #748 on: January 22, 2016, 04:24:28 PM »
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #749 on: January 23, 2016, 12:36:56 AM »
"I think I will climb alongside you, Shak'ri."

Wellesly stretches and grabs onto a crack in the cliff.
"I am the Black Mage! I cast the spells that makes the peoples fall down."

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #750 on: January 23, 2016, 01:11:55 AM »
climb check plz

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #751 on: January 23, 2016, 01:39:27 PM »
Rolled 1d20+4 : 4 + 4, total 8
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #752 on: January 25, 2016, 01:20:13 AM »
and now for the bad guys

the 4 dumbasses
Rolled 1d20-3 : 9 - 3, total 6
Rolled 1d20-3 : 16 - 3, total 13
Rolled 1d20-3 : 18 - 3, total 15
Rolled 1d20-3 : 15 - 3, total 12


the head dumbass in charge
Rolled 1d20+7 : 13 + 7, total 20


his spiffy cleric
Rolled 1d20 : 7, total 7


her spiffy robot minions
Rolled 1d20+6 : 15 + 6, total 21
Rolled 1d20+6 : 7 + 6, total 13


the satyr is too drunk to climb

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #753 on: January 25, 2016, 01:24:00 AM »
Solo, one of the slavers and the cleric are stuck at the bottom, everyone else gets their movement distance.  Can anyone actually make the 150 ft distance?

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #754 on: January 25, 2016, 07:20:56 PM »
Maybe they could lower a rope.
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #755 on: January 25, 2016, 07:38:12 PM »
You can retry, your just stuck this round.  Apparently parts of the super steep hill are crumbly.

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #756 on: January 26, 2016, 05:19:56 PM »
Climb:
Rolled 1d20+4 : 15 + 4, total 19

Rolled 1d20+4 : 13 + 4, total 17

Rolled 1d20+4 : 3 + 4, total 7

Rolled 1d20+4 : 16 + 4, total 20
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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #757 on: January 26, 2016, 05:48:49 PM »
Round 2, solo makes his way up

the 4 dumbasses
Rolled 1d20-3 : 18 - 3, total 15

Rolled 1d20-3 : 1 - 3, total -2

Rolled 1d20-3 : 4 - 3, total 1

Rolled 1d20-3 : 17 - 3, total 14


their dumbass leader
Rolled 1d20+7 : 14 + 7, total 21


the cleric
Rolled 1d20 : 17, total 17


and her minions
Rolled 1d20+6 : 16 + 6, total 22

Rolled 1d20+6 : 10 + 6, total 16

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #758 on: January 26, 2016, 05:50:49 PM »
Okay everyoe makes it this time except two of the marines who slide down broken rock to slam into the ground below

need round 2 check from Ketaro

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Re: Campaign Thread VII: F___ Marriage...
« Reply #759 on: January 26, 2016, 06:27:27 PM »
"Look, I don't mean to be rude, but this is not as easy as it looks, so I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me."
"I am the Black Mage! I cast the spells that makes the peoples fall down."