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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #160 on: October 23, 2014, 01:52:53 AM »
Headlights wont work unless car is running.


So I guess I have a short somewhere near them draining the battery...

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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #161 on: October 23, 2014, 02:35:23 AM »
*Quitely installs a chunk of refined plutonium in each headlight with phosphor backing* There we go, instant nuclear headlights.  Never needs power, always on, and as long as you don't hit a bump the control rods will keep it shining for 300 years.  May have a slight chance of meltdown in a crash.  Also, absolutely no shielding.  We want it to shine after all.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #162 on: October 23, 2014, 12:32:37 PM »
If you can see the radiation there's no danger.  But the stuff it gives off you can't see?  yeah the lack of shielding will mean you give every driver coming towards you cancer.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #163 on: October 23, 2014, 12:50:10 PM »
If you can see the radiation there's no danger.  But the stuff it gives off you can't see?  yeah the lack of shielding will mean you give every driver coming towards you cancer.
You won't actually give him cancer; you'll just give him a higher chance of cancer.

I suppose you may give him radiation  poisoning, but that's different.  :smirk

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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #164 on: October 23, 2014, 04:35:05 PM »
 :D ... but but, your headlights will last longer than the Junkyard !!


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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #165 on: October 23, 2014, 08:40:55 PM »
I haven't been active on Reddit long, and i'm already pissed off at all the Karma Whores giving bad advice on /r/relationships and all the circlejerking going on in other subs. It really seems most or all of the advice that gets upvoted is just confirmation of what the OP has already said on his post, and when anyone tries to spill the truth it just gets downvoted into oblivion.

Argh
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #166 on: October 23, 2014, 08:48:34 PM »
FOund another Neurologist medicaid will accept.  They can see me in April.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #167 on: October 23, 2014, 09:10:29 PM »
FOund another Neurologist medicaid will accept.  They can see me in April.

That's great. Hope everything works out.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #168 on: October 24, 2014, 12:47:10 AM »
FOund another Neurologist medicaid will accept.  They can see me in April.

That's great. Hope everything works out.

It's not a problem that should wait 6 months  :(

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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #169 on: October 24, 2014, 09:25:15 AM »
I was trying to be positive...
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #170 on: October 24, 2014, 03:32:16 PM »
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #171 on: October 24, 2014, 08:08:46 PM »
If any of you aren't yet completely convinced that there is something wrong with at least some branches of modern feminism...

What if i said to you that Paternity Tests are bad for feminism?

Because sometimes, the guy who has the good genetics isn't also father material.

Because it takes power away from women.

O RLY?

So, it's alright to LIE to guy, for his whole LIFE, and basically deny him the right to have his genes carried on to the future? How this is any different from fraud, i don't even know. People are sent to JAIL for smaller scams...

And there are people who defend it. As this site shows...

Thankfully, the woman who wrote the article is against this particular train of thought. But it goes to show that there's some crazy stuff being said on the internet, and impressionable young girls are being exposed to it.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #172 on: October 24, 2014, 09:08:23 PM »
^ stupid people say stupid things on the internet, news at 11.  And, the short article notes that the original might not even be genuine, as in she might be taking the piss out of feminism, but the source is behind a paywall and I don't care that much.

Any "-ism" is going to have some batshit crazy people involved in it, especially one as charged as feminism.  You don't need to look hard, actually, for that one, viz. Andrea Dworkin.  So, I don't really know what you're trying to convince us of.  Hell, you don't even have to look further than Jezebel for a pretty regular helping of craziness.  Although I also don't even know what feminism means at this point in time.

By the by, I'm pretty sure you can prove your point, or nearly any point really, without resorting to a version "what about the impressionable children?" argument. 

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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #173 on: October 24, 2014, 09:15:49 PM »
Although I also don't even know what feminism means at this point in time.
Read this article, then this one.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #174 on: October 24, 2014, 09:32:35 PM »
^ stupid people say stupid things on the internet, news at 11.  And, the short article notes that the original might not even be genuine, as in she might be taking the piss out of feminism, but the source is behind a paywall and I don't care that much.

Any "-ism" is going to have some batshit crazy people involved in it, especially one as charged as feminism.  You don't need to look hard, actually, for that one, viz. Andrea Dworkin.  So, I don't really know what you're trying to convince us of.  Hell, you don't even have to look further than Jezebel for a pretty regular helping of craziness.  Although I also don't even know what feminism means at this point in time.

By the by, I'm pretty sure you can prove your point, or nearly any point really, without resorting to a version "what about the impressionable children?" argument.

It's less of an argument and more of a statement on what's happening... Young females are being exposed regularly to this brand of feminism, which spreads like wildfire especially on social medias. This is systematically deconstructing everything about real feminism and transforming it into a gender-war, in females vs males.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #175 on: October 24, 2014, 09:54:11 PM »
I see it as a much smaller part of the claimed "feminists".  I don't think that it's a significant portion of the claimed "feminists".  I know a lot of outspoken feminists.  And none of them hate men.  I've met a few "feminists" as well, and they all seemed to have a few things in common.  They tend to be online, and don't really act out on their beliefs.  Much like the majority of those on the other side.  Don't let it become a war.  And it won't.  Don't associate with those who hate a specific gender, and they lose power.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #176 on: October 24, 2014, 10:43:54 PM »
Dude, you have GOT to let this go. The internet is full of crazy, stupid people. You're going to go batshit insane if you stop to consider what it does to other crazy, stupid people.

It sounds worse than it is because we used to need soapboxes to spread our ideas. The internet changed that, for better or for worse.

To quote an internet axiom: winning a discussion on the internet is like winning the special olympics. Sure you've won, but you're still retarded.

Yes, I am aware of how offensive that is, but I can't find a substitute that illustrates this point better.

I used to actually stress myself out over this. Now I just don't give a flying fuck.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #177 on: October 24, 2014, 10:56:47 PM »
+1 Kuroi.

Whenever I see someone spouting that sort of nonsense, I laugh, then block them.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #178 on: October 25, 2014, 02:54:32 PM »
Old-ish woman, who hasn't talked to me once in 5+ years, starts complaining at me about Ebola.
I say:  Have you exchanged bodily fluids with anyone who has visited West Africa with the last 20 days.

She looks confused for a moment ... like a bolt of logic has interrupted her joyous death fantasy.
Then immediately she gets a slightly different confused look on her face.

I decide I want to end this non-versation as soon as possible, and have as few future repeats as possible.
I say:  You know they say "bodily fluids" , as a polite way of saying sexually transmitted disease.

There is no smiley face that imitates her response, but she catches herself short and starts complaining about the Electrical company.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #179 on: October 25, 2014, 11:13:35 PM »
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