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Offline bhu

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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #600 on: December 10, 2014, 11:01:24 PM »
Well OSU's psychology clinic turned me down (apparently they're patient load is huge), but they've asked me to participate in a depression study involving CBT that could lead to other things if I'm accepted. 

I'm tempted to tell them I just went through 3 years of CBT and it was absolute horseshit, but my prior clinic has, shall we say, a competency problem.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #601 on: December 11, 2014, 01:16:48 AM »
I'm not allowed to have honey at my desk any more.

I was exceedingly careful:  I made absolutely sure no honey got anywhere other than the mug of tea.  And yet still, my desk is covered in sticky sweetness, and I have a thin drizzle of honey all down my front.  I don't know how this happened.  Clearly the bottle is defective. 
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #602 on: December 11, 2014, 01:23:57 AM »
What you just described, I am picturing someone left a bottle of honey at your desk, and looked away.  You hear a rustling, then they turn back and there's a lamp swinging and everything's a mess and you have that honey dripping down your face.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #603 on: December 11, 2014, 01:49:08 AM »
Sorry Link, I was testing out my new teleportation spell.  Turns out, I can only teleport into sources of high sweetness.  I ruined 2 cakes and a bottle of soda before I caught on.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #604 on: December 11, 2014, 11:29:30 AM »
Quote from: SolEiji on December 11, 2014, 01:49:08 AM
Sorry Link, I was testing out my new teleportation spell.  Turns out, I can only teleport into sources of high sweetness.  I ruined 2 cakes and a bottle of soda before I caught on.

I knew it was you!  :shakefist
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #605 on: December 11, 2014, 07:55:44 PM »
Abdominal pains, some vomiting, anxiety, and depression...  Fuck today.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #606 on: December 11, 2014, 08:00:52 PM »
Quote from: Jackinthegreen on December 11, 2014, 07:55:44 PM
Abdominal pains, some vomiting, anxiety, and depression...  Fuck today.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #607 on: December 12, 2014, 04:10:24 PM »
Quote from: Jackinthegreen on December 11, 2014, 07:55:44 PM
Abdominal pains, some vomiting, anxiety, and depression...  Fuck today.
<insert tasteless sexist joke>
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(sorry, that's just the way I react to bad things)
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #608 on: December 12, 2014, 04:36:14 PM »
I must've eaten something radioactive over last weekend.

I've had the runs for five days now.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #609 on: December 12, 2014, 05:05:10 PM »
I keep coming on here to rant about something then getting distracted and forgetting. :shakefist
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #610 on: December 13, 2014, 03:31:30 PM »
Eh, that happens when you behold the power of Kuroimaken ...

Quote from: Kuroimaken on December 12, 2014, 04:36:14 PM

I must've eaten something radioactive over last weekend.

I've had the runs for five days now.

Nu'kyu'lar waste from Fukushima, is like moldy cheese.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #611 on: December 13, 2014, 08:46:12 PM »
Quote from: SolEiji on December 11, 2014, 01:49:08 AM
Sorry Link, I was testing out my new teleportation spell.  Turns out, I can only teleport into sources of high sweetness.  I ruined 2 cakes and a bottle of soda before I caught on.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #612 on: December 14, 2014, 01:36:42 AM »
There wasn't enough room over on "It's Time to Sports" to contain all my rage -- sorry about the spill-over.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #613 on: December 15, 2014, 05:45:11 PM »
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #614 on: December 15, 2014, 05:48:41 PM »
Hey man, Chat programs are hard.

I should know; I've had to integrate one (dear god the 90s html scrub it off me SCRUB IT OFF ME).
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #615 on: December 15, 2014, 07:48:50 PM »
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just 'finished' that chat, they disconnected me...  :shakefist
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #616 on: December 15, 2014, 11:53:45 PM »
Quote from: altpersona on December 15, 2014, 07:48:50 PM
Quote from: altpersona on December 15, 2014, 05:45:11 PM
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 :shakefist

just 'finished' that chat, they disconnected me...  :shakefist
I think that's code for "go away, we don't want your business".
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #617 on: December 15, 2014, 11:56:55 PM »
Quote from: wotmaniac on December 15, 2014, 11:53:45 PM
Quote from: altpersona on December 15, 2014, 07:48:50 PM
Quote from: altpersona on December 15, 2014, 05:45:11 PM
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 :shakefist

just 'finished' that chat, they disconnected me...  :shakefist
I think that's code for "go away, we don't want your business".

I think it's code for "have a lawyer call them and make them shit their pants in terror".
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #618 on: December 16, 2014, 06:52:53 AM »
once i finally got to the supervisor level (wtf is so hard about handing off to a super) we came to an 'understanding' they have 3 hours left to tell me its shipped.

i have several other companies lined up for alternates..
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Re: The Small Rants Thread IX: Leaping into the Well of Darkness
« Reply #619 on: December 16, 2014, 06:06:00 PM »
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