omg that is awesome! WHat is that site?
Are you not familiar with the SCP Foundation? It's a faux "secret government site" of the Foundation, an MIB-esque shadow organization keeping various things away from human eyes from the merely magical like an infinite pizza box, to mind-shattering world ending threats at bay. The latter which usually have a very lovecraftian "we've only delayed it, the stars will be right and nothing can stop it" feel. A few of them are famous, such as the "poopy bloody baby" SCP -173 (which was the first I think). Good site. Much creepypaste.
Actually, I've been running (for years now actually) an entire D&D campaign setting originally inspired from it, Witch U. It's what happens when Madoka Magica meets the SCP Foundation meets comics.