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Re: Prime32 keep out
« Reply #20 on: January 02, 2015, 07:37:39 AM »
Thank you bhu. Those pictures made me want to try to find more adorable pictures of illithids all cutesied up or even just female illithids or a monster girl variant and ended up running into a very nsfw forum with a bunch of erotic monster girl roleplay. Dirty, misleading google search results D:

That was 3 hours ago. I got stuck reading just one thread there from start to finish for 3 hours. God damn it bhu  :shakefist
It was really well written!  :violin

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« Reply #21 on: January 02, 2015, 01:18:21 PM »
Heh, avoid using the word "tentacle" in your search ;)

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« Reply #22 on: January 02, 2015, 08:13:59 PM »
My search was literally "monster girl mind flayer"

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« Reply #23 on: January 03, 2015, 01:15:07 AM »
My search was literally "monster girl mind flayer"

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cant be worse than "lolita dress  illithid"

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« Reply #24 on: January 03, 2015, 04:38:53 AM »
It was cause I also tried that one lol.

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« Reply #25 on: January 03, 2015, 03:02:29 PM »
 :??? :plotting

On the Irish angle ... Gaelic Football and Gaelic Hurling,
are 2 ridiculously crazy sporting events that I didn't know about til just recently. 
Pure Chaos.  And weirdly awesomely weird.

(reads more of the thread) aw heck i'm'n'a get weenie filtered on this I just know it.



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« Reply #26 on: January 03, 2015, 03:55:50 PM »
ok so a gurly mindflayer who hurls logs that split into hundreds of log bullets?

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« Reply #27 on: January 03, 2015, 07:24:03 PM »
A Mindflayer Monster Girl in a frilly outfit that bludgeons people with a Psionic Shillelagh.

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« Reply #28 on: January 04, 2015, 10:53:39 PM »
Number #2 on the images is my vote!

But you have to remember to make the frilly dress tartan, or else the profane ritual of present-giving fails. FAILS, I SAY!

(This kinda thing is why I'm happy here.)
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« Reply #29 on: January 05, 2015, 01:52:51 AM »
Number #2 on the images is my vote!

But you have to remember to make the frilly dress tartan, or else the profane ritual of present-giving fails. FAILS, I SAY!

(This kinda thing is why I'm happy here.)

Any photoshoppers present  :eh

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« Reply #30 on: January 05, 2015, 09:17:26 AM »
I'll see what I can do.

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« Reply #31 on: January 06, 2015, 02:18:58 AM »
potential ability: can use Widen Power without increasing the powers level or losing psionic focus in order to simulate bullet hell

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« Reply #32 on: January 10, 2015, 06:39:54 PM »
I almost has her ready for posting.  Hows dat photoshop comin'?

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« Reply #33 on: January 10, 2015, 10:11:40 PM »
Tartan is haaard. But I'll give it another try either tonight or tomorrow.
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« Reply #34 on: January 24, 2015, 07:19:28 PM »
How proceeds the en-tartaning?

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« Reply #35 on: January 25, 2015, 01:24:05 PM »
I actually haven't had any time to work on it; I'd suggest going on without the en-tartaning.

Sorry :(
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« Reply #36 on: January 25, 2015, 05:13:34 PM »
Is OK brudda you tried  :hug

Should I post here first so we can review?

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« Reply #37 on: January 25, 2015, 05:28:49 PM »
Yes please.
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« Reply #38 on: January 25, 2015, 06:35:10 PM »
lemme finish tweaking the Danmaku ability and it shall be done.

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« Reply #39 on: January 25, 2015, 06:53:09 PM »
  Carnal Mindflayer, Touhou
                      Medium Aberration
Hit Dice:             8d8+8 (44 hp)
Initiative:           +3
Speed:                30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class:          16 (+3 Dex, +3 Natural), touch 13, flat-footed 13
Base Attack/Grapple:  +6/+6
Attack:               Tentacle +6 melee (1d3)
Full Attack:          4 Tentacles +6 melee (1d3)
Space/Reach:          5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks:      Mind Blast, Improved Grab, Psionics, Extract, Danmaku
Special Qualities:    Telepathy 100', Power Resistance 25
Saves:                Fort +3, Ref +5, Will +9
Abilities:            Str 10, Dex 16, Con 12, Int 19, Wis 17, Cha 15
Skills:               Bluff +10, Concentration +10, Intimidate +11, Knowledge (Psionics) +10, Listen +9, Move Silently +10, Psicraft +10, Spot +10, Use Psionic Device +10
Feats:                Combat Manifestation, Extend Power, Widen Power
Environment:          Underground
Organization:         Solitary
Challenge Rating:    8
Treasure:             Double Standard
Alignment:            Usually Chaotic Evil
Advancement:          By Character Class
Level Adjustment:     +7

"Did you just hit me with a psychic log?"

"Yuppers.  Boys like violent girls."

"You've been hanging around the wrong sorts of boys..."

"Yer gunna hate the rest of da night's plans then." *bats eyes coquettishly*

"When the hell did Mindflayers evolve eyelashes?"

Touhous are a truly odd and rare genetic manifestation among the female Carnal Mindflayers.  They seem to have an affinity for lolita style fashion dresses, particularly frilly ones in a tartan pattern.  Touhous love squabbling over available single males, and their feuds are legendary for the burned out wastelands they leave afterward.  The origin of the term "Touhou" is uncertain, as is it's meaning (though some Illithid scholars swear it means "crazy bitch"). 

Improved Grab (Ex): If the Mindflayer hits a Small, Medium, or Large creature with it's tentacle attack it can make a Grapple Check as a Free Action without provoking an Attack of Opportunity. If successful it can attempt to attach its remaining tentacles with a single Grapple check. The opponent can make a Grapple or Escape Artist Check to escape, but the Mindflayer gets a +2 Circumstance Bonus for every tentacle that was attached at the beginning of the opponents turn.

Extract (Ex): A Mindflayer that begins it's turn with all 4 tentacles attached to an opponent and that makes a successful Grapple Check extracts it's opponents brain killing it instantly. This power is not instantly fatal to creatures with multiple heads, and it does not work on Constructs, Elementals, Oozes, Plants, and Undead.

Psionic Powers: A Carnal Mindflayer Bimbo manifests psionic powers as an 8th level Psion. Save DC's are Intelligence based.

Mind Blast (Su): This Psionic attack is a 60' Line. Anything in it's area of effect takes 6d6 Force damage (DC 18 Willpower Save for half damage) and is automatically knocked Prone and Stunned for 1d4 rounds. The Save DC is Intelligence Based. This power is the equivalent of a 4th level spell.  In appearance the Illithid seems to psionically manifest what appears to be a caber of pure Force, which is then launched at the intended victim while screaming colorful phrases like "Yer arse and parsley!"

Danmaku (Su):  A Touhou may make any Power doing some form of Energy damage, and that has an Area of Effect (Line, Cone, etc) last a full round by expending an additional power point when Manifesting the Power (meaning anything entering that area until the beginning of the Touhou's next turn can take damage).  This may then further be extended by the Extend Power Feat if the individual Mindflayer has it.  Additionally, most area of effect powers that do energy damage have the following augment: For every additional power point you spend, this power’s damage increases by one die (d6). For each extra two dice of damage, this power’s save DC increases by 1.  For the Touhou this should be changed to the following: For every additional power point you spend, this power’s damage increases by one die (d6). For each extra three dice of damage, this power’s save DC increases by 2.

Combat: Touhous usually open with their Mind Blast, and then move on to using Danmaku to carpet the area around them in energy blasts.  Trying to frontally charge one is usually not so good an idea.
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