The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'

[Amechra]

I mean, cold water+hot plate....

Actually, I accidentally stuck a cold plate on a burner.

That I didn't notice was on.

[Raineh Daze]

Things like that is why I never stick plates on hobs at all. Especially because the ones here are crappy electric things that don't cool down in a reasonable time.

[MrWolfe]

>Nevermind. Self-pity moment over.<

Hey, no fair! That's what this thread is for.

Don't worry, given the trajectory of my life I'm sure I'll be back with more soon enough.

[Amechra]

Things like that is why I never stick plates on hobs at all. Especially because the ones here are crappy electric things that don't cool down in a reasonable time.

In my defense, I don't have a lot of counter space in my apartment.

[awaken_D_M_golem]

I actually managed to make one of my dinner plates explode.

You are awesome ...
when grizzled you'll look back on this episode fondly.


edit --- HEY !!  How dare you.  That dinner plate could be some warforge's mother.
 

[stanprollyright]

Ran into my cheating ex today and her boyfriend who used to be a good friend of mine 

[bhu]

hugs for all 

[brujon]

Ran into my cheating ex today and her boyfriend who used to be a good friend of mine 

Don't even acknowledge their existence, it's for the best.

[stanprollyright]

Ran into my cheating ex today and her boyfriend who used to be a good friend of mine 

Don't even acknowledge their existence, it's for the best.

I tried to do that, but she waved and I waved back.  That was the extent of our exchange but now I'm paranoid every time I go out that I'll run into them.

[brujon]

I think i might've broken my foot, or at least sprained my ankle REALLY badly. It's swollen as hell and it won't go away. Going to the hospital in a bit.

[altpersona]

since april this year my neighborhood has had 5 consecutive houses with deaths.

this morning the guy beside us, whom iv known since we were teenagers decided to od.

this is not really bitchin, i just figured better here than Fun Finds

[SolEiji]

since april this year my neighborhood has had 5 consecutive houses with deaths.

this morning the guy beside us, whom iv known since we were teenagers decided to od.

this is not really bitchin, i just figured better here than Fun Finds

They weren't accidents.

You're in a Final Destination film.

Run, run!  Before it's too late!

Run!  Before it's too late!

Before it's too late!

It's too late!

It's too late!

[altpersona]

since april this year my neighborhood has had 5 consecutive houses with deaths.

this morning the guy beside us, whom iv known since we were teenagers decided to od.

this is not really bitchin, i just figured better here than Fun Finds

They weren't accidents.

You're in a Final Destination film.

Run, run!  Before it's too late!

Run!  Before it's too late!

Before it's too late!

It's too late!

It's too late!

Nice:p

[awaken_D_M_golem]

I think i might've broken my foot, or at least sprained my ankle REALLY badly. It's swollen as hell and it won't go away. Going to the hospital in a bit.

Party your @ss off = good.
Party your ankle off = I actually did that myself, during my fake freshman year.

Hey cute Nurse, I was out celebrating my Law Degree and look how much fun I was having ... 

[brujon]

Yeah, i'm a bit out of control recently...

[MrWolfe]

Me too. I keep posting here when I should be working on my story for NaNoWriMo...

...and getting the house ready for company.

Who will be here in a few hours.

Send Help! 

[Kuroimaken]

I'm beat, and I still have AT LEAST one more test before the semester is over...

...because I'm bad at maths, and I was 0.55 points away from the minimum grade to pass this one course. CURSES!

[brujon]

I'm building a little castle out of beer cans and contemplating downing an entire bottle of vodka, because i'm bored. Definitely an alcoholic at this point, yet too drunk to care. Here's to hoping in two weeks i sober up enough for my son.

[awaken_D_M_golem]

I have a secret Thanksgiving routine.

I can't tell you about it, because then
my kitty avatar would have to resurrect itself
soley for the purpose of killing you.
My kitty avatar's Tail  would twitch away
with the Ghost touch modifier.

[bhu]

I'm building a little castle out of beer cans and contemplating downing an entire bottle of vodka, because i'm bored. Definitely an alcoholic at this point, yet too drunk to care. Here's to hoping in two weeks i sober up enough for my son.

As someone who has watched many relatives expire due to alcoholism, allow me to stress this is not the way you want to die.