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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #920 on: November 05, 2015, 09:54:35 PM »
Quote from: Libertad on November 05, 2015, 09:14:53 PM
So I created some photographic proof of the LifeSavers from Hell.

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Mmmmm!!!!  TEMMIE FLAKES!
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #921 on: November 05, 2015, 10:04:06 PM »
Yup, Isomalt.  Isomalt is bad juju unless used in moderation.  Which is one piece of candy every 8-12 hours.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #922 on: November 06, 2015, 01:15:47 AM »
It'll save your life by being the most delicious of laxatives in your time of need.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #923 on: November 06, 2015, 04:18:05 PM »
I think it was the Atkins Diet guys that popularized the "Sugar Alcohol" in foods stuff.

Doing a strict Atkins works great, but people hate not having their favorite sugar-goodies.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #924 on: November 06, 2015, 04:41:15 PM »
I swear, if this country actually elects a young earth fundamentalist stupid enough to believe his own rhetoric, I'm leaving.  Or organizing the revolt.  Personally.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #925 on: November 08, 2015, 03:20:38 AM »
Damn emotions...  But I suppose I'm doing alright since I still manage to get out and about every now and then and I haven't turned to something like alcohol for numbing my depression and other emotions.

Oh, and my aunt's a dumb fat bitch but that fact is pretty set in stone.  Or lard as the case might as well be.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #926 on: November 08, 2015, 08:38:15 AM »
Quote from: KellKheraptis on November 06, 2015, 04:41:15 PM
I swear, if this country actually elects a young earth fundamentalist stupid enough to believe his own rhetoric, I'm leaving.  Or organizing the revolt.  Personally.
maybe we should just settle a remote, secret island. Who is John Galt?
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #927 on: November 08, 2015, 04:51:16 PM »
Quote from: phaedrusxy on November 08, 2015, 08:38:15 AM
Quote from: KellKheraptis on November 06, 2015, 04:41:15 PM
I swear, if this country actually elects a young earth fundamentalist stupid enough to believe his own rhetoric, I'm leaving.  Or organizing the revolt.  Personally.
maybe we should just settle a remote, secret island. Who is John Galt?

And that wins the internetz for the day, folks.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #928 on: November 08, 2015, 05:01:01 PM »
Quote from: phaedrusxy on November 08, 2015, 08:38:15 AM
Quote from: KellKheraptis on November 06, 2015, 04:41:15 PM
I swear, if this country actually elects a young earth fundamentalist stupid enough to believe his own rhetoric, I'm leaving.  Or organizing the revolt.  Personally.
maybe we should just settle a remote, secret island. Who is John Galt?

I believe he's a peanut rapist who lives in West Philadelphia.  I could be wrong though.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #929 on: November 08, 2015, 11:37:58 PM »
Right now i'm in one of those moments where i'm seriously considering going into the woods and just camping out for a couple weeks, in serious meditation, contemplating what the fuck is going on in my life.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #930 on: November 09, 2015, 03:37:44 PM »
Quote from: bhu on November 08, 2015, 05:01:01 PM
Quote from: phaedrusxy on November 08, 2015, 08:38:15 AM
Quote from: KellKheraptis on November 06, 2015, 04:41:15 PM
I swear, if this country actually elects a young earth fundamentalist stupid enough to believe his own rhetoric, I'm leaving.  Or organizing the revolt.  Personally.
maybe we should just settle a remote, secret island. Who is John Galt?

I believe he's a peanut rapist who lives in West Philadelphia.  I could be wrong though.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #931 on: November 09, 2015, 05:37:26 PM »
Save ... The ... Peanuts ...  :puppy
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #932 on: November 10, 2015, 03:09:58 AM »
Interestingly, the WotC forum's shutdown seems to have broken the url for a_DM_g's avatar.  Is that picture hosted anywhere else?
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #933 on: November 10, 2015, 05:48:56 PM »
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I should feel flattered, that my avatar itself has been crawled 100 times, just on the wayback.


I should also feel violated , but I'm so used to my kitty avatar's Tail  that ...  :o  :whistle
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #934 on: November 11, 2015, 10:36:49 PM »
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #935 on: November 12, 2015, 05:34:16 PM »
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Hugs man, ride that vicious tiger.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #936 on: November 12, 2015, 05:53:43 PM »
Not only i don't have a SINGLE PENNY to my name until the 1st of next month, i'm R$ 200 in debt with the bank, which is my credit limit, so even that's out of the window. I have exactly 4 packs of cigarrettes, and that's about it. Perhaps i can scrounge some coins and maybe get a fifth pack, but then it's all up to the good will of my parents.

Maybe a good time to consider stopping smoking? And drinking? And partying? And mostly everything else?

If only my bike wasn't stolen i might start using that to go from A to B... Sigh...
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #937 on: November 13, 2015, 08:45:52 AM »
I've really hurt my father.

On my end, I'm practically missing a month - school is taking up enough attention that I'm only vaguely aware that it's already November.

So I didn't really realize that my last contact with my dad was in August... and I contact him to ask for money.

Yeah. It doesn't help that he's very lonely, on account of essentially being disowned by my aunt and grandmother, who are the only family he has that live in the same country as he does. Heck, the same continent, if you don't count the British Isles.

Due to how our family works, I found out that I'd been that big of an asshole just this morning in an email from my sister... so I sent my dad an apology and a promise to contact him more often.

I feel kinda sick about this, actually.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #938 on: November 13, 2015, 04:42:36 PM »
bad Amechra ... umm why can't he call you?


I have an old Uncle who send letters with
more of a crazy cat lady licking stamps
to subvert the gummint addressing technique. 
Sometimes his letters show up and sometimes
they don't.  Yet he wants to reserve the "right"
to be upset toward my mom his sister, who
also happens to do the same thing.

FamBly  :debate
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #939 on: November 13, 2015, 08:25:29 PM »
International phone things, mostly.

Plus... Fambly. As you said.
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