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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #980 on: November 20, 2015, 04:43:30 AM »
I mean, cold water+hot plate....

Actually, I accidentally stuck a cold plate on a burner.

That I didn't notice was on.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #981 on: November 20, 2015, 08:20:34 AM »
Things like that is why I never stick plates on hobs at all. Especially because the ones here are crappy electric things that don't cool down in a reasonable time.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #982 on: November 20, 2015, 12:10:16 PM »
>Nevermind. Self-pity moment over.<

Hey, no fair! That's what this thread is for.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #983 on: November 20, 2015, 12:37:21 PM »
Things like that is why I never stick plates on hobs at all. Especially because the ones here are crappy electric things that don't cool down in a reasonable time.

In my defense, I don't have a lot of counter space in my apartment.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #984 on: November 20, 2015, 03:42:35 PM »

I actually managed to make one of my dinner plates explode.

You are awesome ... :bow
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #985 on: November 21, 2015, 12:13:03 AM »
Ran into my cheating ex today and her boyfriend who used to be a good friend of mine  :hide
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #986 on: November 21, 2015, 12:40:32 AM »
hugs for all  :hug

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #987 on: November 21, 2015, 08:27:01 AM »
Ran into my cheating ex today and her boyfriend who used to be a good friend of mine  :hide

Don't even acknowledge their existence, it's for the best.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #988 on: November 22, 2015, 04:17:18 AM »
Ran into my cheating ex today and her boyfriend who used to be a good friend of mine  :hide

Don't even acknowledge their existence, it's for the best.

I tried to do that, but she waved and I waved back.  That was the extent of our exchange but now I'm paranoid every time I go out that I'll run into them.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #989 on: November 22, 2015, 11:25:50 AM »
I think i might've broken my foot, or at least sprained my ankle REALLY badly. It's swollen as hell and it won't go away. Going to the hospital in a bit.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #990 on: November 22, 2015, 01:06:18 PM »
since april this year my neighborhood has had 5 consecutive houses with deaths.

this morning the guy beside us, whom iv known since we were teenagers decided to od.

this is not really bitchin, i just figured better here than Fun Finds :D

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #991 on: November 22, 2015, 03:30:28 PM »
since april this year my neighborhood has had 5 consecutive houses with deaths.

this morning the guy beside us, whom iv known since we were teenagers decided to od.

this is not really bitchin, i just figured better here than Fun Finds :D

They weren't accidents.

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Run, run!  Before it's too late!

Run!  Before it's too late!

Before it's too late!

It's too late!

It's too late!
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #992 on: November 22, 2015, 04:14:27 PM »
since april this year my neighborhood has had 5 consecutive houses with deaths.

this morning the guy beside us, whom iv known since we were teenagers decided to od.

this is not really bitchin, i just figured better here than Fun Finds :D

They weren't accidents.

You're in a Final Destination film.

Run, run!  Before it's too late!

Run!  Before it's too late!

Before it's too late!

It's too late!

It's too late!

Nice:p
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #993 on: November 23, 2015, 04:29:27 PM »

I think i might've broken my foot, or at least sprained my ankle REALLY badly. It's swollen as hell and it won't go away. Going to the hospital in a bit.

Party your @ss off = good.
Party your ankle off = I actually did that myself, during my fake freshman year.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #994 on: November 23, 2015, 08:48:56 PM »
Yeah, i'm a bit out of control recently...
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #995 on: November 24, 2015, 02:46:37 PM »
Me too. I keep posting here when I should be working on my story for NaNoWriMo...

...and getting the house ready for company.

Who will be here in a few hours.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #996 on: November 24, 2015, 07:16:26 PM »
I'm beat, and I still have AT LEAST one more test before the semester is over...

...because I'm bad at maths, and I was 0.55 points away from the minimum grade to pass this one course. CURSES!
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #997 on: November 24, 2015, 07:47:06 PM »
I'm building a little castle out of beer cans and contemplating downing an entire bottle of vodka, because i'm bored. Definitely an alcoholic at this point, yet too drunk to care. Here's to hoping in two weeks i sober up enough for my son.
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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #998 on: November 25, 2015, 04:03:36 PM »
I have a secret Thanksgiving routine.

I can't tell you about it, because then
my kitty avatar would have to resurrect itself
soley for the purpose of killing you.
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with the Ghost touch modifier.

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Re: The Small Rants Thread X: Turn Down for Bitchin'
« Reply #999 on: November 25, 2015, 07:21:26 PM »
I'm building a little castle out of beer cans and contemplating downing an entire bottle of vodka, because i'm bored. Definitely an alcoholic at this point, yet too drunk to care. Here's to hoping in two weeks i sober up enough for my son.

As someone who has watched many relatives expire due to alcoholism, allow me to stress this is not the way you want to die.