A summery of the debates...
ABC: Alright, here are the rules of the debate. You get X amount of time, and Y time to respond. Clinton gets the first word and the last word. We'll star-
Moderators realize the candidates are all talking over each other interrupting.
ABC: Uh... penalty to O'Malley.... uh... penalty to Sanders... uh, O'Malley, uh... um...
Clinton keeps talking. Moderators do nothing. Lay down and proceed to be used as floormats.
ABC: About the Data Leak, are you sorry?
Sanders: Doesn't miss a beat. Yes. Being responsible fills him with DETERMINATION. Clinton looks away, unable to use her attack speech.
ABC: Oh that was short, time for commercial. Here is the break room of a Walmart, where we gave 20 employees Clinton sides and cookies. Please tell us why our chosen god emperess has no competition.
Person cannot answer, mouth is too busy gagging on dick.
ABC: Did we mention they have cookies? Zoom up on that folks.
ABC: Um, next question. ISIS. Gun control. ISIS. Crime rates. ISIS. Economy. Educati- enough of that, ISIS.
O'Malley keeps attacking, goes too far, and Sanders and Clinton both rebuke him.
ABC: Time for commercial. Welcome back to the back of Walmart. Please describe how Clinton is the light, the love, and the way.
ABC: Last question for everyone. What will the roll be for the First Husband?
O'Malley: Bitch, no one tells my wife what to do, she do what she want.
Clinton: Hey guys, did I mention... may the force be with you?
Airhorns, MGL Pro, debate over, ignore all the good you just heard, did you know Clinton saw star wars? OMG to the twatters!
ABC: Oh, right, end of the show. Um, there's a Sanders room too.
An entire restaurant full of people cheering.
ABC: Enough of that, time to go back to our newspeople. Tell us how much you thought Clinton was a golden idol we all should worship...
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tl;dr, holy crap ABC, what the fuck was that.
Thing was made worthy only because the debate itself was excellent, on all sides.