Author Topic: Campaign Thread VIII: In Which we learn MMIII has shitty balance issues... (Read 173898 times)

bhu · « **Reply #920 on:** May 13, 2018, 12:59:28 AM »

no one seems to object so the skellys shoulder on

reflex saves plz

bhu · « **Reply #921 on:** May 20, 2018, 12:37:14 AM »

os you out there?

Risada · « **Reply #922 on:** May 30, 2018, 03:21:29 PM »

"I just hope those guys from the undead rights can't find out what we are doing here.... I don't want to be charged for undead mistreatment or whatever..."

bhu · « **Reply #923 on:** June 01, 2018, 03:42:42 AM »

A few more skelly's splode and you seem to be out of traps. You have cleared a 50 ft hallway leading to some sort of chamber. The Kobolds are mightily impressed at the sheer layering of traps present.

oslecamo · « **Reply #924 on:** June 01, 2018, 03:52:19 AM »

Morte wakes up from her ~~short nap~~ meditation.
"What, finished already? No need to thank me. So dibs on first pick on whatever shinies are inside that room."

To be ~~lazy~~ cautious, Morte sends one of the remaining expendable skeletons inside the chamber first and if it doesn't explode or anything, she'll follow next.

bhu · « **Reply #925 on:** June 03, 2018, 07:00:24 PM »

There are many loud noises, an explosion included.

oslecamo · « **Reply #926 on:** June 04, 2018, 01:26:26 AM »

Morte tries to recall the skeleton

"Come back here doll number five. Five? FFIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

bhu · « **Reply #927 on:** June 04, 2018, 02:55:20 AM »

A few ash covered, smoking skellies stumble out.

oslecamo · « **Reply #928 on:** June 04, 2018, 03:44:09 AM »

I'm pretty sure I had sent just one in... Stop right where you are, dolls!-commands Morte.

bhu · « **Reply #929 on:** June 05, 2018, 01:18:28 AM »

(oop my bad)

The Kobolds pipe up again: "Guys, seriously, Couple dozen chickens on a rope."

RobbyPants · « **Reply #930 on:** June 05, 2018, 09:57:44 AM »

"Good thinking! You could animate the chickens and use them again if they die..."

bhu · « **Reply #931 on:** June 10, 2018, 04:43:32 PM »

"We'll even give you a discount."

RobbyPants · « **Reply #932 on:** June 11, 2018, 12:47:08 PM »

Can we see what's through the door? How far out are we?

bhu · « **Reply #933 on:** June 11, 2018, 11:00:26 PM »

The hall is clear up to the door, so you can get close enough to see a raging fire set off by the last trap.

"won't even charge you for cookin' em'."

oslecamo · « **Reply #934 on:** June 12, 2018, 12:01:17 AM »

I'll give you a copper piece per chicken then, two packs of twelve.

Morte carefully approaches and looks for a safe spot to teleport to behind the raging fire while presenting her offer, pulling off the coins.

bhu · « **Reply #935 on:** June 12, 2018, 12:53:12 AM »

"Deal! Yipyap, go scare up some chikins and fire retardant rope."

You now have chikin servants. Scraggly, hard worn chikins who look like they've lived a life of poverty and warfare.

RobbyPants · « **Reply #936 on:** June 12, 2018, 01:26:28 PM »

"Poor little guys. Working for Morte might be some small mercy..."

bhu · « **Reply #937 on:** June 13, 2018, 01:28:47 AM »

the chikins appear fire retardant as well

It's as if they're staring the fire down and daring it to burn them, and somehow winning...

RobbyPants · « **Reply #938 on:** June 13, 2018, 08:04:02 AM »

"...or not. These guys are fighters!"

Does the fire keep burning, or does it go out after a while? Mustave wants to peek in if the flames burn down.

oslecamo · « **Reply #939 on:** June 13, 2018, 10:38:41 PM »

Morte takes some rice from her rations and feeds it to her new chickens while grinning to herself.

My army grows stronger.

If the fire isn't looking like it's going down after the chickens ate their fill, Morte will tie the fire-retardant rope to one of them and send them accross, hoping they know what to do in the other side. If the fire is still burning after 1 minute she'll pull back the rope.

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