Anime & Manga 4: Brotherhood

[Agita]

Was Caster this awesome in the original novels too?

The novel was much more graphic about caster/ryuunosuke. It looks like the censors are being a little heavier this season too.

By quite a lot, yes. They didn't even show the organ organ. Though I wonder if that is/will be in the uncensored DVD versions...

[Prime32]

Fate/Zero 2.2

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EKKUSU... KALIBAAAAAA!!!

That's the same wrecked boat which Shirou comments on in FSN. Also, yay Ruler.

[veekie]

Nanoha ViVid 26

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Ooo, a barrier mage. Looks like she takes after Yuuno, only with more bondage.

[Prime32]

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"Written on her back in glyphs of another world"
At least ViVid seems to be realising that it made Midchildia about twice as Japanese as it was in the anime...

[veekie]

That barrier jacket and device are really...something.

[ImperatorK]

Kill Me Baby - everyday high-school life of an assassin, a ninja and a goodhearted masochistidiot.

[SorO_Lost]

Naruto

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{580}
Helmet: White Snake spitting white stuff technique!
Sucks: Oh god you really do go blind from this!
Helmet: Biting you.
Itachi: *bitch slap*, I knew you'd do that.
Helmet: *runs off on an over thinking things tangent while we all get bored*
Sucks: The audience is bored, I'm going to try an attack with lightning stab. *fails miserably*
Itachi: Try not calling out your attacks before you use them. Like remember that one big story no one cared about?
Helmet: Ahh my tail, oh your rushing me *stabs*
Itachi: Genjutsu bitch, *stabs back*
{581}
Helmet: You guys are getting along and kicking my ass, is there anything I can say that'll split you up?
Sucks: I love my brother.
Itachi: Don't care.
Helmet: But Sucks is now a homicidal murderer!
Itachi: Don't care and we're going to talk after we kill you anyway.
Helmet: But Sucks, I'm just like you. We both nobodies that want to destroy Leaf for revenge.
Sucks: No, I'm crushing Leaf for the lulz.
Helmet: But, but, I am...
Itachi: *ding* Plot demands another super power from our eyes, let's interrupt you and mention it as a cliffhanger.
{582}
Sucks: Ok we're back, use the ability.
Itachi: What ability?
Helmet: Earthstab! Oooh, I'm happy I nailed Itachi while he protected his brother.
Itachi: I'm undead and self heal, seriously do you not understand your own technique? I could have jumped onto your sword in the last chapter and just grabbed you while Sucks set us both on plot-fire or something.
Helmet: Why didn't you do that then?
Itachi: Do what?
Helmet: Oh I understand. Just being near Sucks makes you stupid. I'm a Sage and you're slowly becoming retarded. I'm going to win!
Itachi: NPCs die first and we already interrupted your chance for backstory.
Helmet: do over!
{583}
*stupid flash back that reveals Snakeman is a dick to Helmet and reminds us Danzo is still evil*

Bleach

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{486}
Whiny Kid: Whaaa
Jar Jar Binks: Whaaa *smash*
*cut away*
Renji: Old Fencer was weak.
Captain BetterthanU: Old Fencer mastered Bankai but had a gay crush. I'm sure Captain PwnzU misses him.
Renji: You mean the guy that was going to burn all of us alive with needless collateral damage? Doubt it.
*cut away*
Ichigo: ...and to shut them up I'm going to Mexico. Avengers assemble!
The Qunicy: Nope.
Sandal Man: Dibs.
*cut away*
Mook: This Bankai stealing device failed.
Guy who clearly doesn't give a fuck: I guess we'll use plan B or something, don't really care.
{487}
All: Weeee.
Nazi Camp: Did you hear that?
Jar Jar Binks: WE'RE OVER HERE!
*cut away*
Hollows you forgot about: In the name of justice I demand you pay attention to me! *bleeds all over the ground*
Other Hollows you forgot about: Oh yeah? What about us?
{488}
Nazi Captain: You guys live in a strong rules society where the weaker are food, why do you think we're the bad guys?
*cut away*
Whiny Kid: Whaaa
*cut away*
Other Hollows you forgot about: *bleeds all over the ground*
Nazi Captain: Ok, we've established I'm strong now right?
Bleeding mess on the ground: Did we even use Fusion?
*cut way*
Captain Face Paint: ...And they are Qunicys judging by the excessive bow use.
*cuts away*
Whiny Kid: Whaaa
{489 and cut away again}
Kira: Bunch of people died mysterious deaths and we don't know why.
Rukia: And can't Kira kill by knowing your name and face?
Kira: ....
*cut away*
Nazi Captain: I know you.
Ichigo: Shocking!
*Mooks use ze Quincy step*
Ichigo: Shocking!
Nazi Captain: Idiot. *draws a sword*
Ichigo: Well I wasn't sure. Quncys up until this point were Englishmen, like we even had a Van Helsing flash back where they used cross bows to hunt bad stuff in the woods at night. Heck they haven has that church thing going for them.
Nazi Captain: We retconned into Germans, burned the jew hallows, and are invading your country. Oh, and we have teh crhuch thing favoring us too.
Catholics: We already apologized and that makes things better!
*cut away*
Mook: Ichigo is invading us!
Guy who clearly doesn't give a fuck: It's the perfect time to invade Soul Society!
*cut away*
Captain Traitor: And so I'm a traitor acting without your command and killing innocent people.
Captain PwnzU: I'm pissed and we know what happens then don't we?
Captain Traitor: I got black mail.
*cut away*
Kira: ...Who the hell is writing this crap now anyway? I feel like we all developed ADD and can't remain on-
*cut away*

[Prime32]

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[Risada]

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LOL 

[oslecamo]

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I think I remember a time when friendship wasn't the main power source in shonen. Was it all a dream?

[Kuroimaken]

Probably not if before the eighties.

[Prime32]

I'll just leave this here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHcqEQhPang
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfYfQb8FBBk

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[Kuroimaken]

Guys, I'm at my wit's end here. At a local bookstore there's this action figure for sale of someone who's, apparently, a female Uesugi Kenshin (I recognize it mostly from the hat and the first couple of kanji in the box). I want to identify which series she is from but I have little clue - the writing on the box is highly stylized and I can barely read a thing. The most I can make out are the words Sengoku no TENSU (the last part is in katakana, but I can't make out whether there's tenten or not, so it could be DENSU instead).

Help?

[kamikasei]

Is it possible you're misreading ラ as テ - could it be Sengoku Rance?

There's also a genderswapped Uesugi Kenshin in another game.

[Kuroimaken]

Seems like it. I hope there's an anime and/or manga of it, too.

[oslecamo]

Claymore last chapter?

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The evil organization boss simply gets his head chopped off and the bad guys crumble? Well, I dunno if that was anticlimatic or logic. I guess both. In any other action manga, he would've made some desesperate experiment by injecting himself with abyssal cells or something to become some super final-boss, instead he goes down like a regular human.

[Risada]

Claymore last chapter?

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The evil organization boss simply gets his head chopped off and the bad guys crumble? Well, I dunno if that was anticlimatic or logic. I guess both. In any other action manga, he would've made some desesperate experiment by injecting himself with abyssal cells or something to become some super final-boss, instead he goes down like a regular human.

AT THE VERY LEAST I expect the final confrontation between Claire and Priscilla....

[Prime32]

AT THE VERY LEAST I expect the final confrontation between Claire and Priscilla....

The anime adaptation had one.

My response to that ending, though, is "Seriously? "

[veekie]

Huh thats a good fandub

[SorO_Lost]

Bleach

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*text dump amounting to "Ichigo is invading us, let's run like hell" like you forgot what happened*
Nazi Captain: Boom! Head shot.
*Zanbakuto falls*
Nazi Captain: Noob!
*dust clears and Ichigo is totally BA with his Deflect Arrows Feat no one takes*
Whiny Kid: Have I cried yet? Wha-
*Ichigo throws the damn kid away like a yoviller's delete item abortion button*
Nazi Captain: Trying again!
Ichigo: Boom! Head shot.
Nazi Captain: Noob.
Ichigo: Umm, I've been reflecting your attacks.
Nazi Captain: No, that time I was saying I'm the noob.
Ichigo: Don't be so hard on your self. I mean, there was like this year long gap, and then Ishida fired like one arrow in the last arc as mostly a distraction, and not even the author knows what I've been doing the last few months. But I'm pretty sure you're stronger than Ishida.
Nazi Captain: Impossible, Lord Ishida is way stronger than me.
Ichigo: Say what now? What the hell, this shitty recon sucks. Mind explaining what you mean there?
Nazi Captain: Huh? Have you been paying attention? You just spent like a year or whatever with your father but never once brought up the whole why are you stronger than everyone in Soul Society, why are you here on Earth, and what the fuck happened to Kon? Hell he even was sneaking behind your back for awhile there, that kind of behavior would shatter an entire family normally. If none of that got explained, do you really think I'd say anything?
Ichigo: Well that's true. I mean, my badge was reconned into when I am touching it I regain my powers but blocks my powers when I'm no where near it Hence why I never leaked my mad skillz in my human body despite like spending six weeks using drugs and pimp gloves to knock my soul out of my body just fine. No one knows what the fuck is going on, let's just attack each other like the sword porn we used to be.
Nazi Captain: Now you're talking. Quincy digivoles to Quincy: Letzt Stil!
*Nazi Captain gains a poorly rendered digital aura, square wings, Dungeon and Dragon's Online's Artificer's Runearm grafted over what appears to be a broken arm, world's gayist frigging halo, and a messed up Rinnigan from Naruto*
Ichigo: Thought it was "Quincy's Final Form"
Nazi Captain: Recon! And I'm going to win now.
Ichigo: I doubt it. In about a ten seconds you'll seal your powers and be a helpless little noob human and you're still pretty weak. I mean Ishida was sort of kicking ass until the poison got to him, then he used the final form for in an extremely spirit particle heavy area to overpower the weakest captain in Soul Society. I'm catching your attacks with my bare hands, in the middle of a desert, and still have my Bankai.
Nazi Captain: Recon!
Ichigo: Oh goddamn it.

Meanwhile, at the same place but twenty feet away
Sandal Hat: I note recon is the new ass pull, I think I can use this to my advantage.

Naruto

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Helmet: Flashback! Flashback! Flashback! Flashback! Flashback! Flashback! Flashback! Flashback! Flashback! Flashback! Flashback! Flashback! Flashback! Flashback! Flashback! Flashback! Flashback! Flashback! Flashback! Flashback! Flashback! Flashback!
Itachi: Oh good, this means he is about to die.