Author Topic: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk? (Read 27132 times)

bhu · « **Reply #40 on:** December 02, 2018, 12:37:13 AM »

As you walk down a dusty hallway you come to a set of doors engraved with a Devil's Face which animates and says "Password?"

oslecamo · « **Reply #41 on:** December 02, 2018, 01:46:41 AM »

"Mellon."

Vladeshi · « **Reply #42 on:** December 02, 2018, 06:54:03 AM »

"Swordfish."

bhu · « **Reply #43 on:** December 02, 2018, 09:31:33 PM »

"You're new aren't you?"

oslecamo · « **Reply #44 on:** December 02, 2018, 11:50:40 PM »

"Yes. The old owners kinda left without telling us anything about passwords, so maybe we can reset it? I bet you haven't opened in ages. And what's a door that's never opened? I bet you're itching for it."

bhu · « **Reply #45 on:** December 03, 2018, 07:58:22 PM »

"Do you have the authorization code for a password reset?"

oslecamo · « **Reply #46 on:** December 04, 2018, 07:33:34 AM »

Yep, you were made by the devils alright. Look, we can do this nicely or we can find a way to break you down.

RobbyPants · « **Reply #47 on:** December 04, 2018, 10:13:14 AM »

"I always love when people go around the door. They never think to trap the walls..."

Vladeshi · « **Reply #48 on:** December 05, 2018, 06:28:04 PM »

Pat begins examining the walls to see if they look load-bearing.

Knowledge:(Architecture & Engineering) check:

Rolled 1d20+11 : 12 + 11, total 23

bhu · « **Reply #49 on:** December 10, 2018, 09:00:14 PM »

they do indeed

"Breaking me is inadvisable. If there is evidence the original owners are gone the new owners and I can come to some form of agreement. Rumor has it they're Kobolds."

RobbyPants · « **Reply #50 on:** December 11, 2018, 10:13:50 AM »

"They are kobolds. Do you need to meet them?"

bhu · « **Reply #51 on:** December 17, 2018, 07:32:06 PM »

"Indeed I do."

RobbyPants · « **Reply #52 on:** December 18, 2018, 10:17:16 AM »

"We'll be back in a bit."

OOC: I don't remember if we had to teleport to get here, or if we can get back to the kobolds easily.

bhu · « **Reply #53 on:** December 20, 2018, 03:40:14 AM »

it will take some time but you can bring them. They seem to get along with the Mites and oozes ok.

"Is this the head runt in charge?"

RobbyPants · « **Reply #54 on:** December 24, 2018, 10:02:42 AM »

"As much as I can be."

bhu · « **Reply #55 on:** December 25, 2018, 01:56:01 AM »

"No, I meant the Kobold"

Kobold: "Hey now!!"

RobbyPants · « **Reply #56 on:** December 26, 2018, 08:32:00 AM »

"Don't worry, man. I think 'runt' is a term of endearment to these guys."

bhu · « **Reply #57 on:** December 26, 2018, 05:00:08 PM »

"No, it means he's a runt."

"HEY!"

RobbyPants · « **Reply #58 on:** December 27, 2018, 11:24:53 AM »

"So... can you two come to some agreement about getting this door open?"

bhu · « **Reply #59 on:** December 31, 2018, 08:18:09 PM »

"Sure, I'm just waiting for the runt to make an offer"

"LOOK YOU SPECIESIST MOTHERFUCKER, YOU CHILL WITH THAT RUNT BULLSHIT OR I WILL GO FULL DRAGON ON YOUR ASS! I WILL BURN THUS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN!"

"Noted."

"NOW OPEN THAT FUCKIN' DOOR SO I CAN SEE THE MERCHANDISE AND GIVE A QUOTE!"

the door opens quietly

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Author Topic: Campaign Thread IX: Can Gelatinous Cubes Get Drunk? (Read 27132 times)