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New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« on: February 18, 2020, 09:28:14 PM »
I'll be adding info on the Alfheim state iin the Campaign world thread soon.

Yyrlis is walking the streets of Alfheim Town, the only really traditional city, and where most of the non-Elven population of the country of similar name.  It's also the contact point for outsiders wishing to do business with the nation.  You're kind of bored, and between jobs, and you've heard a local merchant may be hiring for help in dealing with herbs and mushroom procurement.  Lo and behold he sees an old acquaintance in the road on the way there.

Ashgar is a new arrival in town, looking to escape trouble on the flying city that was his home to recently.  Being of orcish descent has gotten him a lot of stares, and as he begins to question his decision he sees an elf who can vouch for him to the locals.

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2020, 08:29:29 AM »
Yylris and his dog Tyri walk over to Ashgar. He speaks in common with a thick elvish accent.

"Greetings, Ashgar! Back so soon? What brings you hear? I just heard rumor some merchant is hiring help to get some herbs and mushrooms. I was about to check on how much it pays."

Yylris is a lanky wild elf with deep green eyes and long black hair pulled back in a ponytail. His skin is a deep tan color and any exposed skin on his arms shows a myriad of scars from years of brambles, thorns, branches, claws, and teeth. His clothes are all made of leather, fur, or wool and are dyed green or very dark brown. The only jewelry he wears is a necklace of plain wooden beads.

He is wearing near-black leather armor. He is walking with a quarterstaff, but has a longbow and spear on his back.

His dog Tyri is a large mastiff-sized dog with Rottweiler coloring. He is pretty adept at tackling and chewing on opponents and is a good tracker.

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2020, 10:46:15 PM »
Ashgar is a tall, wide, shirtless orc wearing goggles.  His shirtlessness is less about showing off how well-muscled he is and more about the difficulty he has in finding shirts that can accommodate all four of his arms (and also his wings). 

He walks up to Yylris and picks him up in a rib-crunching four-armed hug.  "Yylris my friend, is good to see you!  People here give me funny looks, not want to give me job.  Maybe your merchant pay me too!"

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2020, 08:17:51 AM »
"I think if we bring what he wants, he will pay. Come. Let us go see."

Yylris goes to track down this merchant with Ashgar.
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2020, 04:00:45 PM »

... Chickens on Cocaine ...


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I lol'd.
I got shushed.
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2020, 03:23:06 AM »
You come upon a typically modest two story merchants shop.  Most of them have their business downstairs and their sleeping quarters upstairs.  This one is named Breezy's.  Seems like a nice place.

While you're admiring it, an elf Kool-Aid man's his way through the front door from the inside and runs down the street screaming, covered in jaggedy bits of door.

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2020, 09:19:13 PM »
Before decided to give chase, Yylris peeks inside with one eyebrow raised.
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2020, 02:51:51 PM »
Ashgar scowls. Whenever he does that he gets yelled at but elves can just do whatever they want!

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2020, 02:22:37 AM »
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2020, 08:02:09 AM »
Knowledge Nature = 1d20+4

Rolled 1d20+4 : 13 + 4, total 17

Rolled 1d20+4 : 10 + 4, total 14



OOC: I think I know exactly what this is...
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2020, 05:49:21 PM »
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2020, 08:41:00 AM »
Yylris leans back and holds out his hand to make sure Ashgar doesn't go too near the hole.

"There are several cockatrices loose in there and at least one person was turned to stone. We should have a plan before going in; the peck of those beasts is deadly. I'm pretty good with a bow, but we'll want to keep them from getting out."

OOC: Are there any plants in there that could be affected by Entangle?

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2020, 05:06:48 PM »
"How many cockathings?" Ashgar asks.

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2020, 08:04:57 AM »
OOC: Also, how many cockatrices?
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2020, 01:22:14 PM »
2 cockatrices, nno plants

shelves though

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #15 on: February 29, 2020, 12:12:18 PM »
To Ashgar: "I count two of them? How are you thinking of dealing with them?"

Yylris draws out his bow and casts Longstrider on himself (and his dog via Share Spells). He tells Tyri to stay (one of his tricks) so he doesn't try to fight the dangerous bird/lizards.
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #16 on: March 02, 2020, 09:26:51 PM »
".....punching?" he says hopefully.

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2020, 10:04:37 AM »
Before going in, Yylris summons 1d3 wolves with Summon Nature’s Ally II since he knows summoned animals don’t truly die.

Rolled 1d3 : 3, total 3
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #18 on: March 04, 2020, 09:45:07 PM »
who's going in first?

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2020, 12:26:56 AM »
Not hearing any arguments against his punching plan, Ashgar sneaks in.

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