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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #100 on: September 08, 2020, 09:46:25 PM »
Both the wolf and arrow fail to penetrate the creatures hide and it seems shocked.

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #101 on: September 08, 2020, 09:47:34 PM »
2 other animated chairs box in the wolf

Rolled 1d20 : 2, total 2

Rolled 1d20 : 15, total 15

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #102 on: September 08, 2020, 09:49:49 PM »
Rolled 1d4 : 2, total 2


The wolf takes some minor damage as one chair hts it, and Nan is up

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #103 on: October 07, 2020, 10:13:12 PM »
Ashgar punches a chair.  This is not a particularly unusual occurrence.

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #104 on: October 14, 2020, 05:42:09 PM »
Ashgar totally splodes a chair, must to the chagrin of the remaining two chairs, who are startled as much as the rest of you when a nearby lamp animates and begins screaming in horror(?).

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #105 on: October 15, 2020, 08:36:24 AM »
The wolf attacks one of the chairs on it:

Attack = 1d20+5
Rolled 1d20+5 : 14 + 5, total 19


Damage = 1d6+3
Rolled 1d6+3 : 3 + 3, total 6


Trip roll, if attack hits (opposed by Str or Dex) = 1d20+3
Rolled 1d20+3 : 1 + 3, total 4




Knowing it's a longshot, Yylris takes a shot at the chair:
Attack = 1d20+6-4 (for no Precise Shot)
Rolled 1d20+2 : 17 + 2, total 19


Damage = 1d8+2
Rolled 1d8+2 : 8 + 2, total 10
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #106 on: October 21, 2020, 06:54:08 PM »
Between wolf and arrow, the chair falls.

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #107 on: October 21, 2020, 06:55:09 PM »
Rolled 1d20+1 : 13 + 1, total 14
  The last chair goes for the wolf.

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #108 on: October 21, 2020, 06:56:20 PM »
and the wolf is subsequently headbutted by the chair for
Rolled 1d4 : 1, total 1
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #109 on: October 21, 2020, 06:56:50 PM »
Nan is up.

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #110 on: October 22, 2020, 09:55:39 AM »
Ashgar goes after the last chair.

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #111 on: October 28, 2020, 05:32:57 PM »
The chair explodes as the bed suddenly roars to life and the reptile flies towards the window.

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #112 on: October 29, 2020, 08:58:35 AM »
Yylris tells the wolf to attack the bed:

Attack = 1d20+5 (add +2 if there is 10' space for the wolf to charge)
Rolled 1d20+5 : 10 + 5, total 15



Damage = 1d6+3
Rolled 1d6+3 : 1 + 3, total 4



Trip roll, if attack hits (opposed by Str or Dex) = 1d20+3
Rolled 1d20+3 : 17 + 3, total 20


"I'll try and cut it off!"
He then runs down the stairs to get to the street to see the window, and tells his riding dog to come with. With Longstrider cast, Yylris has a speed of 40' and the dog has a speed of 50'
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #113 on: November 05, 2020, 12:57:21 AM »
Rolled 1d20+7 : 8 + 7, total 15

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #114 on: November 05, 2020, 12:59:45 AM »
Against all odds the bed falls down, and it looks positively shocked.  Even more bizarrely the lamp does a flying headbutt to the wolf   
Rolled 1d20+1 : 5 + 1, total 6

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #115 on: November 05, 2020, 01:01:03 AM »
And misses.  Spectacularly.  It is now in front of Nan looking up at him stupefied.  Nan is up to bat.

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #116 on: November 20, 2020, 12:01:49 PM »
Ashgar tries to tumble to the red lizard to punch it.  Clearly it is the reason furniture is attacking him.

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #117 on: November 25, 2020, 05:01:21 PM »
Your tumble is successful, alas your punch is not.  The window animates as the reptile passes through, and were over to Robby and the wolves.

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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #118 on: November 26, 2020, 08:54:33 AM »
We're heading down to the streets (Yylris at 40' and wolf and dog at 50') to try and head off the creature as it goes to the window.
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Re: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine
« Reply #119 on: December 02, 2020, 07:22:07 PM »
The bed stands up (?), and the lamp hops off the dresser and begins heading towards Nan (whose turn it is).