Author Topic: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine (Read 64656 times)

RobbyPants · « **Reply #580 on:** August 29, 2023, 09:15:31 PM »

"I guess he wants to... scare you off?"

To the spider: "What's going on, bud? Why are you trying to spook these guys?"

bhu · « **Reply #581 on:** August 31, 2023, 09:03:57 PM »

"Boss is paying me to."

RobbyPants · « **Reply #582 on:** August 31, 2023, 09:20:52 PM »

Yylris shrugs, "Makes enough sense. Who's your boss?"

bhu · « **Reply #583 on:** September 02, 2023, 09:01:49 PM »

"Oh, I'm not 'sposed ta say that."

RobbyPants · « **Reply #584 on:** September 03, 2023, 07:47:42 AM »

"Oh. I guess that makes sense, too. So, why does your boss want everyone to leave?"

bhu · « **Reply #585 on:** September 03, 2023, 05:17:32 PM »

"Dunno. Has something to do with the fields I think."

THe elves pipe up

"So uh...we good or what?"

"You run away now! Boogity!"

The elves look at you with a wtf expression

RobbyPants · « **Reply #586 on:** September 04, 2023, 08:16:11 PM »

"So, guy, are they trespassing in your boss' fields, or something?"

bhu · « **Reply #587 on:** September 05, 2023, 07:26:12 PM »

Quote from: RobbyPants on September 04, 2023, 08:16:11 PM

"So, guy, are they trespassing in your boss' fields, or something?"

"Dunno. Todd not ask many questions. Todd just take moneys and do jobs. Todd was hoping this easy job, and it could be done without the usual violence. Most peoples scream and run away when they see me."

RobbyPants · « **Reply #588 on:** September 05, 2023, 09:18:07 PM »

"Oh, yeah, that makes things tricky. Maybe you don't need to use violence, though, Todd. Maybe what these guys want and what your boss wants aren't actually at odds.

I think they're just doing farming, or something."

bhu · « **Reply #589 on:** September 06, 2023, 08:41:35 PM »

"Farming powderleaf. Powderleaf bad."

RobbyPants · « **Reply #590 on:** September 07, 2023, 11:57:16 AM »

"Oh. I didn't know."

Yylris looks at the others and shrugs. How are they reacting?

bhu · « **Reply #591 on:** September 07, 2023, 07:52:57 PM »

it can be summed up as

RobbyPants · « **Reply #592 on:** September 08, 2023, 09:39:26 AM »

"I think they wanna keep doing the whole powderleaf thing, though, you know?"

Yylris readies an action to cast Entangle, should Todd decide to resort to violence.

Nanshork · « **Reply #593 on:** September 08, 2023, 06:50:29 PM »

Ashgar finally arrives and looks even more confused than before.

bhu · « **Reply #594 on:** September 08, 2023, 09:28:05 PM »

"If I'm not scary enough they'll send others. Lots of scary guys up in the mountains."

RobbyPants · « **Reply #595 on:** September 10, 2023, 01:38:57 PM »

"That does sound scary. You mean guys even bigger than you, or just a lot of guys like you? How many guys?"

bhu · « **Reply #596 on:** September 10, 2023, 03:50:58 PM »

"Lots of both. As many as the trees."

RobbyPants · « **Reply #597 on:** September 10, 2023, 10:13:37 PM »

Yylris tries Sense Motive to see if he believes Todd.

1d20+3

Rolled 1d20+3 : 7 + 3, total 10

bhu · « **Reply #598 on:** September 11, 2023, 08:39:04 PM »

Todd doesn't seem bright enough to lie.

RobbyPants · « **Reply #599 on:** September 12, 2023, 09:16:33 AM »

Looking at the others: "You all might have a bit of a location problem..."

To Todd: "I'm new to this whole powderleaf thing. Why is it bad? Maybe there's a way they can get a harvest and then move along?"

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Author Topic: New Campaign Thread: Chickens on Cocaine (Read 64656 times)