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« Reply #40 on: February 16, 2012, 02:04:08 PM »
Ooh!  Speaking of bacon: take dates, fill with a hard cheese (dubliner works well, parmesan and variants also), wrap in a half-strip of bacon, bake until bacon's done (hard, but not quite crispy).  It's really simple, and really, really good.  Also with dates: take date, put roasted almond in it.  That's it, and it's great.
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« Reply #41 on: February 16, 2012, 02:32:38 PM »

Make sure to wrap everything in bacon before eating. Yes, that means you are to wrap your bacon in bacon before eating it.

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« Reply #42 on: February 16, 2012, 10:18:00 PM »
It's a bacon within a bacon.

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« Reply #44 on: February 17, 2012, 02:00:21 AM »
I actually wove a mat of bacon yesterday. It was for my own take on this recipe
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« Reply #45 on: February 17, 2012, 11:15:22 PM »
It's a bacon within a bacon.

Baception.

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« Reply #46 on: July 11, 2012, 10:00:57 PM »
Necro time, but talking about rice and Bobby Flay failing at it.

Anyways, rice is really easy to make, but it's so versatile that it's one of my favorite grains (almost....almost more than wheat.....but not quite).  Basically, the only thing you need to do to make sure you don't screw up is not open the lid.  At all.  Never open the lid during cooking.  This is one of the most basic things cooks know about anything with cooking.  What does one of the most prominent and famous chefs in the world do during a rice dish cook off?  He opens the lid.  All the time.  And he wonders why his rice went undercooked.  Another basic thing about rice: bring it to a boil, then kill the heat.  Little or no direct heat when cooking rice.  What does he do?  Cranks it to finish it fast.

For those who don't know, rice cooking is incredibly easy: 1 part rice to 2 parts water (it takes less water at higher rice amounts, note), bring to boil, then lower heat to minimum and cover.  That simple.  When it's done, THEN you open.  It takes time, just experiment.  There's no real set way to do it, it's, well, it's rice.

Anyways, rice I made tonight: rice/water as normal, add in spices as follows: paprika, turmeric, cayenne, cumin.  I eyeball, but it's about a teaspoon each.  Chop carrots fine (about 1/4 cup), add to pot.  This is all as it starts heating.  When done cooking, kill heat completely and add about 1/3 cup peas, stir in.  Let sit for not too long, peas will be heated through, and dish will be a little spicy, a little sweet, and delicious.  I should probably add onions next time, I think about 1/4 cup, sweated before you add the rice and water.
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« Reply #47 on: July 11, 2012, 10:11:54 PM »
So whats hard about scallops?  Mine always turn out ok

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« Reply #48 on: July 11, 2012, 11:20:35 PM »
It's really easy to cook them too long, and they end up rubbery and disgusting.  And since it takes so little to overcook them, it's also easy to undercook them.  Not only that, but you can't let them sit, or they get rubbery.  I'm not too fond of them, mostly because they just take too much work and don't taste good enough to warrant that work.
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« Reply #49 on: July 12, 2012, 01:04:54 AM »
the smaller ones can be pretty good in seafood stews

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« Reply #50 on: July 12, 2012, 01:10:10 AM »
One of the easiest things I know I'm going to do is tacos.  Cook a pound or so of hamburger with taco seasoning to taste, heat up refried beans, then add olives, cheese, tomatoes, onions, lettuce, etc and roll it up in a tortilla.  Do some cooking on Sunday and have "leftovers" for the rest of the week.

Dammit, I'm hungry for a taco now.  lol

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« Reply #51 on: July 12, 2012, 07:27:02 AM »
What, really?  You like them all rubbery?  You can't cook scallops in water, or else they will turn out rubbery.  Maybe if cooked right they'll turn out like crab or lobster, but I always cook them in a pan with nothing but oil for a brief amount of time shortly before serving.  Either that or grilled.
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« Reply #52 on: July 12, 2012, 12:30:34 PM »
What, really?  You like them all rubbery?  You can't cook scallops in water, or else they will turn out rubbery.  Maybe if cooked right they'll turn out like crab or lobster, but I always cook them in a pan with nothing but oil for a brief amount of time shortly before serving.  Either that or grilled.

there's no water.

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« Reply #53 on: July 12, 2012, 07:14:08 PM »
I make deliscious cookies, if anyone wants the recipe.

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« Reply #54 on: July 12, 2012, 11:03:24 PM »
that will always be a yes

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« Reply #55 on: July 13, 2012, 05:13:58 AM »
Can anyone offer a good recipe for dumplings? I love the stuff, but they are hard to find in Sweden, so I decided to try and make my own.
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« Reply #56 on: July 13, 2012, 06:08:06 AM »
Can anyone offer a good recipe for dumplings? I love the stuff, but they are hard to find in Sweden, so I decided to try and make my own.
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« Reply #57 on: July 13, 2012, 09:49:34 AM »
Can anyone offer a good recipe for dumplings? I love the stuff, but they are hard to find in Sweden, so I decided to try and make my own.

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« Reply #58 on: July 13, 2012, 09:15:36 PM »
Can anyone offer a good recipe for dumplings? I love the stuff, but they are hard to find in Sweden, so I decided to try and make my own.

what kind of dumplings?

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« Reply #59 on: July 13, 2012, 11:31:58 PM »
Yeah, there's one from the south US, one from the north US, one from northern China, one from southern China, one from Japan, one from England, one from eastern Europe, one from.....you get the idea.

I do want to learn how to make southern China dumplings.  My old friend from Iowa still hasn't given me the recipe.
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