Author Topic: Burning Hate (Read 10926 times)

linklord231 · « **on:** February 15, 2012, 07:49:42 PM »

Can someone explain the reasoning behind the whole Pelor/Burning Hate heresy thing? I remember reading a thread a long time ago, but can't remember exactly what the arguments were.
Oh, and is this "official", or is it more of a thing someone noticed?

zook1shoe · « **Reply #1 on:** February 15, 2012, 08:22:15 PM »

Here you go...

http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75882/19558798/Pelor_the_Burning_Hate

phaedrusxy · « **Reply #2 on:** February 15, 2012, 08:30:56 PM »

A classic and probably my favorite thread of all time. It's right up there with the uranium katana thread.

Necrosnoop110 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 15, 2012, 09:03:56 PM »

Quote from: phaedrusxy on February 15, 2012, 08:30:56 PM

It's right up there with the uranium katana thread.

linklord231 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 15, 2012, 10:16:22 PM »

Ok now I have to ask... Uranium Katana thread?

Prime32 · « **Reply #5 on:** February 16, 2012, 08:23:58 AM »

Quote from: phaedrusxy on February 15, 2012, 08:30:56 PM

A classic and probably my favorite thread of all time. It's right up there with the uranium katana thread.

Can elves wield greatswords?

RobbyPants · « **Reply #6 on:** February 16, 2012, 09:19:33 AM »

Quote from: Prime32 on February 16, 2012, 08:23:58 AM

Quote from: phaedrusxy on February 15, 2012, 08:30:56 PM
A classic and probably my favorite thread of all time. It's right up there with the uranium katana thread.
Can elves wield greatswords?

Oh, I forgot about that one! I seem to remember Vestigial Thumb being rather crude in there, and the thing devolving into werewolves and dwarves (or was it orcs?) being more manly than elves and vampires, and it being impossible for the first two to wield a rapier and impossible for the last two to wield a greatsword. So, a dwarf (orc?) werewolf would be the epitome of manliness, and elven vampires would be the opposite. That thread was further made funny by someone replying to the OP 11 pages in without looking at the current topic. So, amid the discussion of elves, werewolves, and the nature of manliness, there'd be a lone post along the lines of "Of course an elf can wield a greatsword! What kind of stupid question is this? What's next? Can gnomes wield greatswords?"

I'm also rather fond of the Fluffy vs Steve thread (I wrote a program to simulate this!) and the weapon thread where people photoshopped a bunch of stupid weapons (three daggers on a stick for 3d4 damage, or two greatsword blades on one handle for 4d6 damage).

Lol. 2007 was a good year!

snakeman830 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 16, 2012, 09:30:40 AM »

Does anyone have a link to the "can elves wield greatswords?" thread? My google-fu is failing me.

zook1shoe · « **Reply #8 on:** February 16, 2012, 12:56:26 PM »

same with the uranium katana

sirpercival · « **Reply #9 on:** February 16, 2012, 04:19:14 PM »

I just read through the photoshopped weapons thread... besides the fact that half the links are dead, that thread is epic. My favorite is the Dire Elminster-Chucks.

bruceleeroy · « **Reply #10 on:** February 16, 2012, 07:27:22 PM »

Please provide a link to the photoshopped weapons thread. That was possibly the best discussion on the interwebs since, well, ever.

sirpercival · « **Reply #11 on:** February 16, 2012, 07:34:21 PM »

http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75882/19565390/3d4_damage!_Ill_buy_that_for_a_feat!?pg=1

There you go.

zook1shoe · « **Reply #12 on:** February 17, 2012, 03:08:04 AM »

Quote from: phaedrusxy on February 15, 2012, 08:30:56 PM

A classic and probably my favorite thread of all time. It's right up there with the uranium katana thread.

The 4e thread?

Agita · « **Reply #13 on:** February 17, 2012, 07:55:41 AM »

Quote from: sirpercival on February 16, 2012, 07:34:21 PM

http://community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/75882/19565390/3d4_damage!_Ill_buy_that_for_a_feat!?pg=1

There you go.

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Fractal Spiked Chain

This needs to be made happen.

RobbyPants · « **Reply #14 on:** February 17, 2012, 08:09:45 AM »

Ha! My three original shops are still up there. I was reasonably certain I hadn't taken them down from Photobucket.

I tried to find the elves and greatswords thread too, and all I could find was a four-year-old comment about it by me in the 3d4 damage thread. Lame.

bhu · « **Reply #15 on:** February 17, 2012, 09:22:54 PM »

Quote from: RobbyPants on February 16, 2012, 09:19:33 AM

I'm also rather fond of the Fluffy vs Steve thread (I wrote a program to simulate this!) and the weapon thread where people photoshopped a bunch of stupid weapons (three daggers on a stick for 3d4 damage, or two greatsword blades on one handle for 4d6 damage).

Lol. 2007 was a good year!

Heil Fluffy!

dipolartech · « **Reply #16 on:** February 18, 2012, 05:51:19 PM »

Really RobbyPants? A nun-chuck bow? Nun-chucks are already dangerous enough to the wielder, now you want to add tension reflex to the speed of the chucks?

TenaciousJ · « **Reply #17 on:** February 18, 2012, 08:39:25 PM »

You comment on that weapon and not the crossbow that shoots a bugbear dual wielding purple worms?

bruceleeroy · « **Reply #18 on:** February 18, 2012, 08:45:30 PM »

That crossbow is going to be appearing in my campaign very soon.

TenaciousJ · « **Reply #19 on:** February 18, 2012, 08:56:41 PM »

I believe I'm going to describe a Ragewalker's spiked chain as the fractal version when I get around to using it.

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Author Topic: Burning Hate (Read 10926 times)