Author Topic: Worst 5 words a DM could say (Read 123743 times)

sirpercival · « **on:** February 24, 2012, 07:17:06 PM »

I think I might win the thread already:

"Let's all LARP with FATAL."

X-Codes · « **Reply #1 on:** February 24, 2012, 07:21:43 PM »

Worse:

"Let's all LARP with sirpercival!"

bhu · « **Reply #2 on:** February 24, 2012, 07:30:26 PM »

"My Mom just got naked."

Nicklance · « **Reply #3 on:** February 24, 2012, 07:33:31 PM »

"I am sleep deprived"

sirpercival · « **Reply #4 on:** February 24, 2012, 08:18:06 PM »

Quote from: X-Codes on February 24, 2012, 07:21:43 PM

Worse:

"Let's all LARP with sirpercival!"

Hey!

littha · « **Reply #5 on:** February 24, 2012, 08:24:50 PM »

"Monks are too strong. Banned"

Prime32 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 24, 2012, 09:25:55 PM »

"Only I use these dice."

sirpercival · « **Reply #7 on:** February 24, 2012, 09:31:42 PM »

"You're facing a Cheetos Elemental"

bhu · « **Reply #8 on:** February 24, 2012, 09:40:40 PM »

"My Penis is named Hugo."

Prime32 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 24, 2012, 09:55:31 PM »

"We're testing my fumble rules."

Jackinthegreen · « **Reply #10 on:** February 24, 2012, 09:58:49 PM »

Quote from: sirpercival on February 24, 2012, 07:17:06 PM

I think I might win the thread already:

"Let's all LARP with FATAL."

"Let's LARP with BOEF."

ariasderros · « **Reply #11 on:** February 24, 2012, 10:04:04 PM »

Savage Species is not banned.

I've made some new monsters.

Meet my new favorite DMPC.

My SO will be joining.

Tonight: "Bunnies and burrows / Paranoia Crossover" (Okay, could be really cool.)

(not 5 words, but I've had this happen, it went as bad as you'd imagine)
"Hey, we're going to have these three guys join us I met at a LA Vampire game"
(*shudder*, the emo potheads.)

xaotiq1 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 24, 2012, 10:07:47 PM »

"25 point buy, no casters"

bhu · « **Reply #13 on:** February 24, 2012, 10:07:59 PM »

"My poop has gained sentience."

ariasderros · « **Reply #14 on:** February 24, 2012, 10:26:00 PM »

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"Everyone must take the VoP"

"It's an all-monk campaign"

"Tonight: Spelljammer gets to Eberron"

"let's do a mixed OWoD"

sirpercival · « **Reply #15 on:** February 24, 2012, 10:29:31 PM »

"Then Nerull starts the striptease..."

ariasderros · « **Reply #16 on:** February 24, 2012, 10:39:32 PM »

Quote from: sirpercival on February 24, 2012, 10:29:31 PM

"Then Nerull starts the striptease..."

"... and Vecna joins the dance..."

"... With Orcus as the DJ"

(note do Club Villain in game at some point)

bhu · « **Reply #17 on:** February 24, 2012, 11:22:16 PM »

Quote from: ariasderros on February 24, 2012, 10:26:00 PM

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@bhu
please stop. One of my groups members reads a lot of your stuff, and may quote you on this stuff. Might even name his penis Hugo.
(yes kitteh has fans)

Seriously?

"Vow of Poverty is Mandatory."

ariasderros · « **Reply #18 on:** February 24, 2012, 11:59:35 PM »

@ bhu

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Quote from: ariasderros on February 24, 2012, 10:26:00 PM

"Everyone must take the VoP"

Quote from: bhu on February 24, 2012, 11:22:16 PM

"Vow of Poverty is Mandatory."

First

"Because I am the DM"

"Rocks fall, you all die"

"It is called fiat guys"

Tonight: "Adventures designed by Ed Greenwood"

muktidata · « **Reply #19 on:** February 25, 2012, 12:00:02 AM »

"Tome of Battle is banned."

News:

Author Topic: Worst 5 words a DM could say (Read 123743 times)