Author Topic: Worst 5 words a DM could say (Read 123748 times)

JohnnyMayHymn · « **Reply #100 on:** March 24, 2012, 02:18:03 PM »

PrC's cost 400 wizard points

ariasderros · « **Reply #101 on:** March 24, 2012, 02:20:40 PM »

Quote from: JohnnyMayHymn on March 24, 2012, 02:18:03 PM

PrC's cost 400 wizard points

Funny, but I'd wait until we find out, officially, what that is talking about.

"But, the errata says that..."

Endarire · « **Reply #102 on:** May 21, 2012, 05:47:24 AM »

"It's from the D&D Wiki."

linklord231 · « **Reply #103 on:** May 28, 2012, 06:14:25 AM »

"I enforce multiclassing penalties."

"So I didn't plan anything..."

"Nine Hells adventure. No casters."

"Random encounter! Rolled the Tarrasque." <-- This one happened to me when the party was level 7.

Balmas · « **Reply #104 on:** June 25, 2012, 06:11:43 AM »

Everyone, roll vs. Death effect.

sirpercival · « **Reply #105 on:** June 25, 2012, 06:15:58 AM »

Quote from: linklord231 on May 28, 2012, 06:14:25 AM

"Random encounter! Rolled the Tarrasque." <-- This one happened to me when the party was level 7.

Oh, you guys were probably fine. Did you have a Druid or a Totemist? Wild Empathy all the way!

betrayor · « **Reply #106 on:** June 25, 2012, 06:20:39 AM »

Or fly and pelt it from safe distance...

bhu · « **Reply #107 on:** June 26, 2012, 06:31:28 PM »

"Fuck it. I'm gettin' nekkid."

sirpercival · « **Reply #108 on:** June 26, 2012, 06:38:38 PM »

Quote from: bhu on June 26, 2012, 06:31:28 PM

"Fuck it. I'm gettin' nekkid."

This could be good or bad, depending on the DM.

Wrex · « **Reply #109 on:** June 26, 2012, 06:46:14 PM »

Im more of a storyteller.

Bozwevial · « **Reply #110 on:** June 26, 2012, 06:48:01 PM »

"I was reading GNS theory..."

JohnnyMayHymn · « **Reply #111 on:** June 27, 2012, 01:45:36 AM »

"Campaign cessation for Fantasy Football..."

linklord231 · « **Reply #112 on:** June 27, 2012, 01:46:43 PM »

Quote from: sirpercival on June 25, 2012, 06:15:58 AM

Quote from: linklord231 on May 28, 2012, 06:14:25 AM
"Random encounter! Rolled the Tarrasque." <-- This one happened to me when the party was level 7.

Oh, you guys were probably fine. Did you have a Druid or a Totemist? Wild Empathy all the way!

Nope. We had a Cleric. Everybody else was a non caster. We hid.

"Core books only, splats are overpowered"
"No, you can't do that"
"How do attack rolls work?"
"Crit fumble? Lemme check the chart"

Pencil · « **Reply #113 on:** June 27, 2012, 03:35:20 PM »

" we normally don`t use dices" (6 words but w/e...)

RobbyPants · « **Reply #114 on:** June 28, 2012, 01:37:53 PM »

Quote from: Bozwevial on June 26, 2012, 06:48:01 PM

"I was reading GNS theory..."

Wins thread.

Quote from: Pencil on June 27, 2012, 03:35:20 PM

" we normally don`t use dices" (6 words but w/e...)

Looks like five to me.

Pencil · « **Reply #115 on:** June 28, 2012, 02:48:11 PM »

don`t = do not

linklord231 · « **Reply #116 on:** June 28, 2012, 03:01:35 PM »

Pshh, half of mine are 6 words. Unless you don't count things like "the" or "of" as real words.

brujon · « **Reply #117 on:** August 07, 2012, 02:34:27 PM »

"I was reading BOEF today and..."

Libertad · « **Reply #118 on:** August 07, 2012, 06:53:51 PM »

"PCs must all be catgirls."

"Big boobs give +4 Charisma."

Shadeseraph · « **Reply #119 on:** August 09, 2012, 03:34:14 PM »

"I've got some new ideas..."

After watching Bokurano. For me, most memorable game ever. For my players too, though not for the same reasons.

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