Author Topic: Worst 5 words a DM could say (Read 123746 times)

ariasderros · « **Reply #40 on:** February 26, 2012, 07:00:33 PM »

"Tonight: we plan Bella's wedding"

SleepyShadow · « **Reply #41 on:** February 26, 2012, 07:19:35 PM »

"Who likes Tomb of Horrors?"

"Temple of Elemental Evil rocks!"

"Anyone here remember Candle Cove?"

"You're playing Commoners. Anyone complaining?"

sirpercival · « **Reply #42 on:** February 26, 2012, 07:27:41 PM »

Quote from: ariasderros on February 26, 2012, 07:00:33 PM

"Tonight: we plan Bella's wedding"

"You get minimum hit points."

RobbyPants · « **Reply #43 on:** February 26, 2012, 08:46:34 PM »

"I don't use social Skills."

"I'm more of a storyteller."

Tempest · « **Reply #44 on:** February 27, 2012, 06:43:14 AM »

"Better start rolling new characters."

"That's not a red mountain."

"The skull looks at you."

Prime32 · « **Reply #45 on:** February 27, 2012, 07:14:44 AM »

"It increases realism for fighters."

zugschef · « **Reply #46 on:** February 27, 2012, 07:24:07 AM »

Quote from: sirpercival on February 26, 2012, 07:27:41 PM

"You get minimum hit points."

LOL
my favorite so far xD

Halinn · « **Reply #47 on:** February 27, 2012, 10:30:24 AM »

"Blasting spells are overpowered"

Prime32 · « **Reply #48 on:** February 27, 2012, 10:58:37 AM »

"Disobeying evil rules? Chaotic. Fall."
"Obeying evil rules? Evil. Fall."

bhu · « **Reply #49 on:** February 27, 2012, 11:51:08 AM »

"We're calling Drow 'Darkie Elves'."

sirpercival · « **Reply #50 on:** February 27, 2012, 11:57:23 AM »

"PC: the other white meat."

Libertad · « **Reply #51 on:** February 27, 2012, 02:43:38 PM »

"Elves are better than you."

"I want a realistic game."

"Alignment's determined by a d20."

"Roll to save versus orgasm."

"Women can Barbarian Rage 1/month."
~An actual rule in a 3rd-party supplement. The Greenland Saga: The Lost Norse Colony.

bhu · « **Reply #52 on:** February 27, 2012, 07:52:51 PM »

"I finally killed mom today."

or other optional inserted relative/peer

zugschef · « **Reply #53 on:** February 27, 2012, 09:38:19 PM »

Quote from: Libertad on February 27, 2012, 02:43:38 PM

"Roll to save versus orgasm."

LOOOL

veekie · « **Reply #54 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:22:39 PM »

"Don't worry I'll just improvise."

Prime32 · « **Reply #55 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:28:40 PM »

"No, that is too anime."

ImperatorK · « **Reply #56 on:** February 29, 2012, 08:32:46 PM »

"I'm pregnant with ~~Steve's~~ your baby."

bhu · « **Reply #57 on:** February 29, 2012, 09:18:31 PM »

"I was diagnosed bipolar today."

Alternate two word variant:

"FUCK medication!"

sirpercival · « **Reply #58 on:** February 29, 2012, 09:20:08 PM »

"Porno in character, starring Evard"

veekie · « **Reply #59 on:** February 29, 2012, 10:39:03 PM »

Quote from: sirpercival on February 29, 2012, 09:20:08 PM

"Porno in character, starring Evard"

"Evard and Bigby did that"

News:

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