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Offline RobbyPants

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #320 on: April 02, 2015, 01:13:44 PM »
Quote from: Captnq on April 01, 2015, 09:47:12 PM
Quote from: RobbyPants on March 31, 2015, 11:00:25 PM
"You find five ethereal felchers."

You win.
Thread over.
Thank you.

I live in a city that has a Felch Street. I had an old job where my bosses were from out of town, and they were flabbergasted by this. They couldn't believe it was a real street.

Consequently, every time I see those guys in the MM, I can't help but think "Heh. Felcher.".
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #321 on: April 02, 2015, 07:54:51 PM »
Quote from: RobbyPants on March 31, 2015, 11:00:25 PM
"You find five ethereal felchers."

Santorum breathweapon. Reflex for half.
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #322 on: May 10, 2015, 07:41:10 PM »
"Say hello to Mike Huckabee."
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #323 on: June 04, 2015, 10:47:57 PM »
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #324 on: June 04, 2015, 10:54:39 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyMayHymn on February 25, 2012, 07:27:54 PM
"No multiclassing, we'll get confused"

"My girlfriend wants to play"

"My little pony rule-34 campaign"
I'm cool with pony campaigns and I'm okay with rule-34 campaigns, but not both. *shudders*
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #325 on: June 12, 2015, 01:04:23 PM »
A tarrasque enters the room.
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #326 on: June 19, 2015, 06:46:55 PM »
"The dog has explosive diarrhea."
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #327 on: June 19, 2015, 07:17:53 PM »
Quote from: Michael7123 on June 12, 2015, 01:04:23 PM
A tarrasque enters the room.
Quote from: bhu on June 19, 2015, 06:46:55 PM
"The dog has explosive diarrhea."

"The tarrasque has explosive diarrhea."
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #328 on: June 19, 2015, 07:26:10 PM »
Quote from: Leviathan on June 19, 2015, 07:17:53 PM
Quote from: Michael7123 on June 12, 2015, 01:04:23 PM
A tarrasque enters the room.
Quote from: bhu on June 19, 2015, 06:46:55 PM
"The dog has explosive diarrhea."

"The tarrasque has explosive diarrhea."

The tarrasque explodes into diarrhea.
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #329 on: June 19, 2015, 07:40:24 PM »
The diarrhea explodes into tarrasques
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #330 on: June 19, 2015, 09:13:31 PM »
Quote from: Raineh Daze on June 19, 2015, 07:40:24 PM
The diarrhea explodes into tarrasques
Quote from: SolEiji on June 19, 2015, 07:26:10 PM
Quote from: Leviathan on June 19, 2015, 07:17:53 PM
Quote from: Michael7123 on June 12, 2015, 01:04:23 PM
A tarrasque enters the room.
Quote from: bhu on June 19, 2015, 06:46:55 PM
"The dog has explosive diarrhea."

"The tarrasque has explosive diarrhea."

The tarrasque explodes into diarrhea.
No more diarrhea please!  The room's full!
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #331 on: June 19, 2015, 09:15:53 PM »
Quote from: Psysama on June 19, 2015, 09:13:31 PM
Quote from: Raineh Daze on June 19, 2015, 07:40:24 PM
The diarrhea explodes into tarrasques
Quote from: SolEiji on June 19, 2015, 07:26:10 PM
Quote from: Leviathan on June 19, 2015, 07:17:53 PM
Quote from: Michael7123 on June 12, 2015, 01:04:23 PM
A tarrasque enters the room.
Quote from: bhu on June 19, 2015, 06:46:55 PM
"The dog has explosive diarrhea."

"The tarrasque has explosive diarrhea."

The tarrasque explodes into diarrhea.
No more diarrhea please!  The room's full!

The room's full of diarrhea.
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Offline Jackinthegreen

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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #332 on: June 19, 2015, 09:25:17 PM »
Quote from: SolEiji on June 19, 2015, 09:15:53 PM
Quote from: Psysama on June 19, 2015, 09:13:31 PM
Quote from: Raineh Daze on June 19, 2015, 07:40:24 PM
The diarrhea explodes into tarrasques
Quote from: SolEiji on June 19, 2015, 07:26:10 PM
Quote from: Leviathan on June 19, 2015, 07:17:53 PM
Quote from: Michael7123 on June 12, 2015, 01:04:23 PM
A tarrasque enters the room.
Quote from: bhu on June 19, 2015, 06:46:55 PM
"The dog has explosive diarrhea."

"The tarrasque has explosive diarrhea."

The tarrasque explodes into diarrhea.
No more diarrhea please!  The room's full!

The room's full of diarrhea.

The diarrhea's full of tarrasque-lings.

This is why the tarrasque eats so much: Its digestive and reproductive systems are the same thing.
« Last Edit: June 19, 2015, 09:27:11 PM by Jackinthegreen »
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #333 on: June 20, 2015, 02:13:16 AM »
Quote from: Jackinthegreen on June 19, 2015, 09:25:17 PM
Quote from: SolEiji on June 19, 2015, 09:15:53 PM
Quote from: Psysama on June 19, 2015, 09:13:31 PM
Quote from: Raineh Daze on June 19, 2015, 07:40:24 PM
The diarrhea explodes into tarrasques
Quote from: SolEiji on June 19, 2015, 07:26:10 PM
Quote from: Leviathan on June 19, 2015, 07:17:53 PM
Quote from: Michael7123 on June 12, 2015, 01:04:23 PM
A tarrasque enters the room.
Quote from: bhu on June 19, 2015, 06:46:55 PM
"The dog has explosive diarrhea."

"The tarrasque has explosive diarrhea."

The tarrasque explodes into diarrhea.
No more diarrhea please!  The room's full!

The room's full of diarrhea.

The diarrhea's full of tarrasque-lings.

This is why the tarrasque eats so much: Its digestive and reproductive systems are the same thing.
" ...Tarrasque explodes, raining Diarrhea Elementals..."

"...don't let them touch you"

Edit: added to the pyramid
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #334 on: June 20, 2015, 02:47:14 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyMayHymn on June 20, 2015, 02:13:16 AM
Quote from: Jackinthegreen on June 19, 2015, 09:25:17 PM
Quote from: SolEiji on June 19, 2015, 09:15:53 PM
Quote from: Psysama on June 19, 2015, 09:13:31 PM
Quote from: Raineh Daze on June 19, 2015, 07:40:24 PM
The diarrhea explodes into tarrasques
Quote from: SolEiji on June 19, 2015, 07:26:10 PM
Quote from: Leviathan on June 19, 2015, 07:17:53 PM
Quote from: Michael7123 on June 12, 2015, 01:04:23 PM
A tarrasque enters the room.
Quote from: bhu on June 19, 2015, 06:46:55 PM
"The dog has explosive diarrhea."

"The tarrasque has explosive diarrhea."

The tarrasque explodes into diarrhea.
No more diarrhea please!  The room's full!

The room's full of diarrhea.

The diarrhea's full of tarrasque-lings.

This is why the tarrasque eats so much: Its digestive and reproductive systems are the same thing.
" ...Tarrasque explodes, raining Diarrhea Elementals..."

"...don't let them touch you"

Edit: added to the pyramid

"Fort save, Flesh to Diarrhea."
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #335 on: June 22, 2015, 01:22:24 AM »
Quote from: SolEiji on June 20, 2015, 02:47:14 AM
Quote from: JohnnyMayHymn on June 20, 2015, 02:13:16 AM
Quote from: Jackinthegreen on June 19, 2015, 09:25:17 PM
Quote from: SolEiji on June 19, 2015, 09:15:53 PM
Quote from: Psysama on June 19, 2015, 09:13:31 PM
Quote from: Raineh Daze on June 19, 2015, 07:40:24 PM
The diarrhea explodes into tarrasques
Quote from: SolEiji on June 19, 2015, 07:26:10 PM
Quote from: Leviathan on June 19, 2015, 07:17:53 PM
Quote from: Michael7123 on June 12, 2015, 01:04:23 PM
A tarrasque enters the room.
Quote from: bhu on June 19, 2015, 06:46:55 PM
"The dog has explosive diarrhea."

"The tarrasque has explosive diarrhea."

The tarrasque explodes into diarrhea.
No more diarrhea please!  The room's full!

The room's full of diarrhea.

The diarrhea's full of tarrasque-lings.

This is why the tarrasque eats so much: Its digestive and reproductive systems are the same thing.
" ...Tarrasque explodes, raining Diarrhea Elementals..."

"...don't let them touch you"

Edit: added to the pyramid

"Fort save, Flesh to Diarrhea."
"Son of a f***ing b****!"
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #336 on: June 22, 2015, 03:41:22 AM »
Quote from: Raineh Daze on June 19, 2015, 07:40:24 PM
The diarrhea explodes into tarrasques
Quote from: bhu on May 10, 2015, 07:41:10 PM
"Say hello to Mike Huckabee."

Election explodes into Mike Huckabee.
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #337 on: June 22, 2015, 03:59:57 AM »
Quote from: Fredgerd on June 22, 2015, 03:41:22 AM
Quote from: Raineh Daze on June 19, 2015, 07:40:24 PM
The diarrhea explodes into tarrasques
Quote from: bhu on May 10, 2015, 07:41:10 PM
"Say hello to Mike Huckabee."

Election explodes into Mike Huckabee.

Now you've gone too far, nobody wants that.  At least it's not

"Santorum oozes into the throne."
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #338 on: July 06, 2015, 10:50:10 AM »
Watch me hammer this grenade!
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Re: Worst 5 words a DM could say
« Reply #339 on: July 06, 2015, 11:05:35 AM »
Mind if my kids hangout?

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