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Re: Shrieker: WTF?
« Reply #40 on: March 07, 2012, 06:09:57 PM »
The DM giveth and the rogue taketh away.
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Re: Best Uses for a Shrieker
« Reply #41 on: March 07, 2012, 06:42:08 PM »
So far we have:

~trigger an avalanche
~backup vocals for a heavy metal band
~dildo for frost giants

I'd like to add:
~ingredients for an evil hibachi restaurant.  "Even the food screams!"

And now we can add:
~trolling a party almost as well as a flumph
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Re: Shrieker: WTF?
« Reply #42 on: March 07, 2012, 11:43:20 PM »
dildos with a template... weird stuff...

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Re: Shrieker: WTF?
« Reply #43 on: March 07, 2012, 11:59:13 PM »
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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Re: Shrieker: WTF?
« Reply #44 on: March 08, 2012, 01:38:48 PM »
dildos with a template... weird stuff...

"You'll wanna 'void dat Shrieker Frost Giantess Ma'am, dat's a +2 Shrieker of Unholy Smiting..."



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Re: Shrieker: WTF?
« Reply #45 on: March 08, 2012, 01:48:21 PM »
dildos with a template... weird stuff...
"You'll wanna 'void dat Shrieker Frost Giantess Ma'am, dat's a +2 Shrieker of Unholy Smiting..."
*highfive*

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Re: Shrieker: WTF?
« Reply #46 on: March 08, 2012, 09:05:46 PM »
I'm going ta hell for this thread :D

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Re: Shrieker: WTF?
« Reply #47 on: March 08, 2012, 09:29:21 PM »
Shrieker: What To Fuck?
Everything is edible. Just that there are things only edible once per lifetime.
It's a god-eat-god world.

Procrastination is the thief of time; Year after year it steals, till all are fled,
And to the mercies of a moment leaves; The vast concerns of an eternal scene.

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Re: Shrieker: WTF?
« Reply #48 on: March 08, 2012, 09:30:44 PM »
I'm going ta hell for this thread :D
Oh, don't worry. You were heading there way before this.

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Re: Shrieker: WTF?
« Reply #49 on: March 08, 2012, 10:49:52 PM »
If THIS THREAD is the reason you're going to hell, then you have led a very dull and sheltered life.
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Re: Shrieker: WTF?
« Reply #50 on: March 08, 2012, 11:16:20 PM »
I wish that were true lol

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Re: Shrieker: WTF?
« Reply #51 on: March 09, 2012, 04:14:52 AM »
I wish that were true lol
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