Author Topic: Worst 5 words a DM can hear (Read 43349 times)

Endarire · « **Reply #40 on:** May 21, 2012, 05:37:31 AM »

Planar Shepherd of Mechanus: Allowed?

ariasderros · « **Reply #41 on:** May 21, 2012, 09:29:31 PM »

Quote from: Endarire on May 21, 2012, 05:37:31 AM

Planar Shepherd of Mechanus: Allowed?

Having a "dur" moment. How exactly is this even as bad as Fernia/Fire or Dal Quor/Dream?

Wrex · « **Reply #42 on:** May 21, 2012, 09:32:12 PM »

"Can I play a Kobold?"

Is probably worse.

InnaBinder · « **Reply #43 on:** May 21, 2012, 10:35:16 PM »

"My other DM approves this" - said in a whining tone.

Monotremeancer · « **Reply #44 on:** May 22, 2012, 05:08:35 AM »

Quote from: Wrex on May 21, 2012, 09:32:12 PM

"Can I play a Kobold?"

Is probably worse.

I have a DWK Warmage in my group. One Roper (read: STR Damage) later and he and the Warblade were lying in a pool of acid and they would've stayed there unless the Archivist had Plane Shift'ed them out of there.

Jackinthegreen · « **Reply #45 on:** July 19, 2012, 05:40:50 AM »

I'm not wearing any pants.

The_Laughing_Man · « **Reply #46 on:** July 20, 2012, 05:35:43 AM »

^^ Well, that's good for you.

RobbyPants · « **Reply #47 on:** August 15, 2012, 07:36:34 AM »

"Can I use Lightning Warrior?"

bhu · « **Reply #48 on:** August 16, 2012, 02:43:09 PM »

"Can I be a Were-Penis?"

ariasderros · « **Reply #49 on:** August 16, 2012, 03:25:15 PM »

"I rolled up strait eighteens!"

Halinn · « **Reply #50 on:** August 16, 2012, 07:02:43 PM »

Quote from: bhu on August 16, 2012, 02:43:09 PM

"Can I be a Were-Penis?"

You can't say that you were a dick when you're still one

bhu · « **Reply #51 on:** August 21, 2012, 07:53:00 PM »

"Have you accepted Jesus brother?"

Lord Slasher · « **Reply #52 on:** August 27, 2012, 05:04:14 PM »

Freelic jumps into the pit

Nedz · « **Reply #53 on:** October 04, 2012, 10:33:20 PM »

"My character is a mute", so much for the RP then

Monotremeancer · « **Reply #54 on:** October 05, 2012, 04:32:40 AM »

Quote from: Nedz on October 04, 2012, 10:33:20 PM

"My character is a mute", so much for the RP then

You, good sir, have obviously never played with a boumman in your party.

InnaBinder · « **Reply #55 on:** October 05, 2012, 12:41:30 PM »

Quote from: Monotremeancer on October 05, 2012, 04:32:40 AM

Quote from: Nedz on October 04, 2012, 10:33:20 PM
"My character is a mute", so much for the RP then
You, good sir, have obviously never played with a boumman in your party.

I have. "What's that, Chewie? You want to go investigate that long, dark corridor, where the screams were coming from, all by yourself? Well, okay, if you think that's wise." Good times.

RobbyPants · « **Reply #56 on:** October 18, 2012, 08:06:06 AM »

Remember? I cast Shrink Item.

awaken_D_M_golem · « **Reply #57 on:** October 19, 2012, 04:09:09 PM »

Why'd you eat your Miniature ?!

phaedrusxy · « **Reply #58 on:** October 19, 2012, 04:11:32 PM »

"That's what your Mom said."

Nytemare3701 · « **Reply #59 on:** October 23, 2012, 09:54:12 PM »

Quote from: littha on March 11, 2012, 06:23:39 PM

"Is BoEF an allowed Source?"

To be fair, Metaphysical Spellshaper is kickass PrC

My turn!

"I kick in the door"
-A player who solves EVERYTHING this way. He even carries a door on his back just in case the entrance has no door.

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Author Topic: Worst 5 words a DM can hear (Read 43349 times)