Author Topic: Worst 5 words a DM can hear (Read 43378 times)

Balmas · « **on:** March 10, 2012, 01:46:22 AM »

This is a sister thread to this thread, but from the other side of the screen. What are the absolutely worst words a DM can hear coming from his players? Whether they be scary, inventive, or just plain wierd, let's see 'em.

I'll kick this off...

"Okay everybody, let's split up!"

"I have a brilliant plan!"

"I'm playing a barbarian/wizard!"

Jackinthegreen · « **Reply #1 on:** March 10, 2012, 02:49:04 AM »

"Toughness is a worthwhile feat."

Balmas · « **Reply #2 on:** March 10, 2012, 04:27:33 AM »

"Yes, I'm a munchkin. And?"

InnaBinder · « **Reply #3 on:** March 10, 2012, 08:36:37 AM »

"I made a Kender Paladin!"

Prime32 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 10, 2012, 09:13:10 AM »

^
"I made a kobold paladin."

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veekie · « **Reply #5 on:** March 10, 2012, 09:20:02 AM »

"Nudge me when its combat"

Objectively worst.

ariasderros · « **Reply #6 on:** March 10, 2012, 09:31:16 AM »

Quote from: Balmas on March 10, 2012, 01:46:22 AM

"Okay everybody, let's split up!"
"I have a brilliant plan!"

Oh, is he in your campaign too?

Quote from: Balmas on March 10, 2012, 04:27:33 AM

"Yes, I'm a munchkin. And?"

Oh, he does get around.

(referring to someone IRL)

"I take off my shirt"
"She drunkenly says 'who-hoo, PARTY!'"

Both were from an actual game.

RobbyPants · « **Reply #7 on:** March 10, 2012, 10:07:18 AM »

"My character doesn't speak common"

(this lead to a game breaking up for me)

ariasderros · « **Reply #8 on:** March 10, 2012, 10:30:34 AM »

"Can I just Ret-con that?"
(From the player referenced above, at least twice a session)

bhu · « **Reply #9 on:** March 10, 2012, 12:00:16 PM »

"Fighters are obviously more powerful."

ariasderros · « **Reply #10 on:** March 10, 2012, 12:07:14 PM »

I'm going to say this in both threads.

Anything on Mr. Welch's list.

(It is 5 words, just not a quote in and of itself.)

sirpercival · « **Reply #11 on:** March 10, 2012, 12:16:51 PM »

"My guy is half Cthulhu"

ariasderros · « **Reply #12 on:** March 10, 2012, 12:25:54 PM »

"So I read this thread..."
(Can go well, which it usually does for one of my players. Can go very, very bad, which it does for the rest of my players.)

ariasderros · « **Reply #13 on:** March 10, 2012, 12:30:26 PM »

The one that pissed me off the most.
"It's your fault I died"
"You should have nerfed it"
- after his character died, because he went off on his own in a site-based adventure, after having been warned by me many times, and by the other players too. Is the same one that has now resorted to being a munchkin.

Balmas · « **Reply #14 on:** March 10, 2012, 03:36:00 PM »

Quote from: ariasderros on March 10, 2012, 09:31:16 AM

Quote from: Balmas on March 10, 2012, 01:46:22 AM
"Okay everybody, let's split up!"
"I have a brilliant plan!"

Oh, is he in your campaign too?

Heck, that describes all of the PCs in my game.

Actual in game comment, said to another friend talking:
"Stop ruining the flavor text!"

awaken_D_M_golem · « **Reply #15 on:** March 10, 2012, 03:57:25 PM »

Pseudonatural Cat drank Confusion Potion ...

ariasderros · « **Reply #16 on:** March 11, 2012, 03:26:34 AM »

Quote from: awaken_D_M_golem on March 10, 2012, 03:57:25 PM

Pseudonatural Cat drank Confusion Potion ...

bhu?

"What's my attack bonus again?"
- one of my players who is bad at remembering the basics.

bhu · « **Reply #17 on:** March 11, 2012, 05:30:33 PM »

"I'm playing a gay Paladin."

littha · « **Reply #18 on:** March 11, 2012, 06:23:39 PM »

"Is BoEF an allowed Source?"

RobbyPants · « **Reply #19 on:** March 11, 2012, 08:55:18 PM »

"I'm gonna play another monk."

(this player believed that monks were the best.)

Quote from: bhu on March 11, 2012, 05:30:33 PM

"I'm playing a gay Paladin."

I had a player do this once.

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Author Topic: Worst 5 words a DM can hear (Read 43378 times)