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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #840 on: December 25, 2013, 01:23:03 AM »
El Cangrejo continues showing his opponent the true meaning of pain!

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #841 on: December 25, 2013, 02:39:34 AM »
He spits on you like a man, but you can tell he is uncomfortable!

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #842 on: December 25, 2013, 08:18:51 PM »
Mustave looks for a group of guys in a 10'-radius circle that he can get without hitting any allies. If he can, he casts Glitterdust to blind them (DC 14). If not, he produces a scroll of Grease and hits a 10x10 foot square, trying to capture the most heavily armored guy(s) that won't affect any allies (DC 11 from a scroll?).
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #843 on: December 25, 2013, 10:58:10 PM »
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One of the three is blinded!

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #844 on: December 25, 2013, 11:41:16 PM »
Shifting towards the center of the priests outside, Talupadeson manifests a Blade of Energy and targets a priest at random.
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #845 on: December 26, 2013, 02:33:36 AM »
whats the reach on the glaive? 10'?

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #846 on: December 26, 2013, 04:24:21 AM »
I think it's 10 ft. Unless it's really weird because of fine spider. I'll dig around in the srd to try and find something.

Srd says reach weapons double my natural reach. Of 0 ft.
And eldritch glaive has range of "as a reach weapon".
I guess I get to smack them if they move through my square.
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #847 on: December 26, 2013, 04:59:18 PM »
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4343736/ Venn you need to beat an 11 to prevent the high priest from escaping

The others scream out a few words of Arcane Power and a whole bunch of these suddenly poof into existence

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #848 on: December 26, 2013, 07:09:44 PM »
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #849 on: December 27, 2013, 02:50:55 AM »
Round 3

Radmelon, NPC Guild Members 17
Sir Shadow 14
Assassins 13
Robby, Venn 11
Jojo 10
Clerics 8

Teo gets an AoO from last round and is first up this round.  You have your choice of whackadoodle or bearded devil :D

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #850 on: December 27, 2013, 08:08:04 AM »
(OOC: How many are left, and where are they relative to us?)
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #851 on: December 27, 2013, 01:40:13 PM »
1 is being choked by el cangrejo

one is getting waffled by teo

5 more are at a distance with 6 devils in between them and you

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #852 on: December 27, 2013, 03:19:51 PM »
Bartholomeow attempts to identify the devils, since he only just remembered he took that class in school!


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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #853 on: December 27, 2013, 04:35:21 PM »
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #854 on: December 27, 2013, 07:12:02 PM »
edit: Oh yea and another buy being choked out by a Balor.  I totally forgot him.

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #855 on: December 30, 2013, 07:37:57 PM »
Radmelon: yo ufinish off round 2 with an AoO, and start of round 3

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #856 on: January 01, 2014, 04:04:53 PM »
Teo smacks the whackadoodle.
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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #857 on: January 01, 2014, 04:58:43 PM »
Teo realizes from his opponents expression he has made an enemy for life (depending on how this goes down anyway).

The Balor tosses aside the CLeric and smiles evilly at the Devils.  Those with Knowledge Religion can make rolls

The assassins renew calls for those in the doorway to move alongside so they can unleash hell.

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #858 on: January 01, 2014, 11:24:26 PM »
Who's still in the doorway?

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Re: Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...
« Reply #859 on: January 02, 2014, 02:45:17 AM »
Teo, El Cangrejo and the Balor are blocking view for the most part to those inside.