Campaign Thread VI: Hippos are cute until you realize they poop...

[Sir Shadow]

Bartholomeow will delay until just before the clerics.

[bhu]

We're over to Robby and Venn then

[RobbyPants]

Mustave throws three acid vials at the guy he blinded the round prior. If he can do so without endangering himself, he steps five-feet closer, if it will reduce the range penalties.

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The blinded guy is flat-footed, and these are all touch attacks. I am not including any range penalties (10' increment), since I don't know how far away I am.


1st attack
To hit: = 1d20+6 touch attack (-2 for every 10 feet of range, +1 if within 30 feet)

Rolled 1d20+6 : 18 + 6, total 24

Acid damage: 1d6 (+1 if within 30 feet)

Rolled 1d6 : 6, total 6

Sneak Attack (if within 30 feet): 3d6

Rolled 3d6 : 6, 6, 5, total 17

2nd attack
To hit: = 1d20+6 touch attack (-2 for every 10 feet of range, +1 if within 30 feet)

Rolled 1d20+6 : 7 + 6, total 13

Acid damage: 1d6 (+1 if within 30 feet)

Rolled 1d6 : 3, total 3

Sneak Attack (if within 30 feet): 3d6

Rolled 3d6 : 3, 1, 1, total 5

3rd attack
To hit: = 1d20+6 touch attack (-2 for every 10 feet of range, +1 if within 30 feet)

Rolled 1d20+6 : 18 + 6, total 24

Acid damage: 1d6 (+1 if within 30 feet)

Rolled 1d6 : 1, total 1

Sneak Attack (if within 30 feet): 3d6

Rolled 3d6 : 4, 5, 4, total 13

Note: 1 point of splash damage for all withing 5 feet of the target for each flask.

[bhu]

There is burning and unhappiness among the Clerics of Death...


we now return to Venn...doing bad stuff...

[VennDygrem]

El Cangrejo finally acquiesces to the shouts, dragging his opponent away from the door.

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Grapple check to move at half-speed, bringing any others involved in the grapple with me:
1d20(17)+18=35

[bhu]

He's not gonna beat that roll...

over to jojo

[jojolagger]

Flying straight at on of the cultists, the spider seems to go for the face. While on fire.

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If golden ice had a better save dc, I'd just fly down a summoned Devil's throat. Oh well. Cleanse with holy fire.
Flying into the square of an uninjured cultist (or least injured), probably provoking an AoO that will miss horribly.
Then spending all of my spellfire charges on damage.
Touch Attack

Rolled 1d20+18 : 17 + 18, total 35

Fire/Pure Damage

Rolled 16d6 : 5, 1, 6, 3, 1, 4, 6, 5, 1, 1, 2, 1, 5, 2, 2, 1, total 46

(half fire, half pure magic)
Reflex save DC 20 for half.

[bhu]

His AoO does miss, and you've really fucked up his day! (re-up your character sheet in the PC thread it seems to has gone missing)

The Devils work themselves into a fury and charge

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4354772/
http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4354772/

El Cangrejo is hit for 15 points and an infernal wound

Mustave is hit for 13 points and an infernal wound

Teo is missed

The three on the Balor miss horribly

Once of the clerics casts Cure Blindness on his comrade

Two of them Cure Wounds on the one messed up by our friendly neighborhood spider

the other three cast Summons and suddenly there are three huge and terrifying wasps hovering nearby

And so we enter round 4


Round 3

Radmelon, NPC Guild Members 17
Sir Shadow 14
Assassins 13
Robby, Venn 11
Jojo 10
Clerics 8


and Teo starts us off

[Sir Shadow]

<_< You skipped me...

Bartholomeow casts some spookity magical words on one of the priests and he suddenly feel like all his bones are mush!

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Casting Sobering Skeletal Stillness. DC 14 Fort of become Immobile and Helpless.

[bhu]

Shite

Sorry about that SS.  Make a roll to overcome sell resistance.

edit: nevah mind he saved http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4355526/


http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4355530/  Venn, your guy makes his save too.

and once again Teo is up, with a choice of spookity priest or spookity debbil, and I also forgot your AoO from the end of last round

jeeze im havin' a sucky new year..

[radmelon]

The pernicious amphibian presently prefers to pummel the perfectly prat-like priest.

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Attack:

Rolled 1d20+7 : 8 + 7, total 15

Damage:

Rolled 1d10+4 : 7 + 4, total 11

[bhu]

you get another attack too, that was your aoo from last round

[radmelon]

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MOAR PUNCHEE

Rolled 1d20+7 : 19 + 7, total 26

Rolled 1d10+4 : 1 + 4, total 5

[bhu]

The more magically inclined npc guild members send a few spells wafting precariously close to Mustave and Teo before they explode in the street followed by some missile fire you dodge well enough.  They fuck up a few wasps pretty bad.

It is time for sir shadow

[Sir Shadow]

Considering there is a house full of assassins, Bartholomeow isn't so concerned with unleashing vast amounts of firepower. Particularly because the sleet storm outside is still raging. He targets another priest and casts the same spell as before!

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Sober Skeletal Stillness fort DC 14 or become immobile and helpless.

[bhu]

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4364257/ alas he saves

With more of an opening in the door the Assassins unleash Hell, killing a pair of Devils, a Wasp, and turning what was left of the Cleric on Teo to stone.

Robby and Venn, you're up

[RobbyPants]

If Mustave still has a devil next to him, he takes a five-foot step back, and focuses on it. If not, he focuses on any other devils near by.

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Mustave casts Glitterdust, avoiding any allies (DC 14, no SR)

[bhu]

http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4365232/
He's damn lucky that devil

over to Venn

[VennDygrem]

Now that he's out of the other houseguests' way, El Cangrejo crushes his opponent into submission!

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So, first I will make a claw attack as per the grapple rules, then I will Constrict.

Attack: 1d20(10)+6=16
damage: 1d8(8)+7=15

Constrict: 1d20(11)+6=17
damage: 1d8(8)+7=15

[bhu]

He grimly hangs on to life

we're over to jojo