I am disappointed in the lack of fancy hats.
What, you think I sleep in them? I'm in my pajamas and a blue fluffy blanket, you fool!
Is there any particular reason the writing is backwards on that t-shirt?
Because Photo Booth is a strange and arcane program. For those who can't read backwards, it says "DON'T MAKE ME GO ZELDA ON YOU." Truly, I am a nerd. Then again, I
have written several hundred pages of D&D homebrew, so we already knew that.