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« on: July 16, 2012, 08:26:41 PM »
Hi, my name's Gnorman. You may remember me from such handbooks as Practical Demonkeeping and Rising Above. I've been away from the BG boards for a while - when they shut down, I moved my work over to GITP and focused mainly on homebrewing, hanging up my handbook-writing spurs for what I thought would be good. While Googling myself one day, I ran across an old request for my past work to be ported to the new boards, so I figured, hey, why not do it myself? Besides the obvious smug self-satisfaction and ego boosts that motivated 95% of my efforts, I thought maybe, just maybe someone might get a kick out of it, and perhaps an educational kick at that.

I also have a relatively new (and at this point, fairly expansive) E6 project to offer up to the boards. I've designed classes, races, and also some more classes. I'll probably port the whole thing over here.

A few personal notes: I'm a writer by trade (mostly self-professed) in my mid-twenties. I live in that grand mecca of gaming, Seattle. I drink a lot. That last one I mention mostly as a way to handwave various nonsensical posts or grammatical and spelling mistakes, so that if I ever get in an argument, rather than admit I was mistaken, I can just say I was drunk.

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« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2012, 09:39:56 PM »
Name the Gnorman hello. You are my Dave might remember that it is a practical guide to maintain altitude. I thought the oldest GITP to cook at home is practical, it is closed, I cut the Spurs, will do so writing, and the director - and I will guarantee the paint. Google is your day, I meet the requirements of the end, it was moved to the new council, I am a little, I thought why? In addition, your satisfaction is 95% of my efforts, I think, you can probably, there is a possibility to affect human learning maybe, you can launch, is the observation of self-stimulation.

I (at this point, a major enhancement to) a relatively new project to quote the E6 board. Some lessons design class, and race. Here, I need to spray it.

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« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2012, 10:12:44 PM »
I like yours better.

But:

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"Perhaps I came on all ports" is the best.
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« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2012, 12:09:37 PM »
 :lol :lmao Welcome back, Gnorman.
I don't pee messages into the snow often , but when I do , it's in Cyrillic with Fake Viagra.  Stay frosty my friends.

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« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2012, 12:28:55 PM »
"Perhaps I came on all ports" is the best.
Why?

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« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2012, 06:44:59 PM »
"Perhaps I came on all ports" is the best.
Why?

'cuz its funny and sounds dirty.

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« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2012, 08:37:16 PM »
"Perhaps I came on all ports" is the best.
Why?

'cuz its funny and sounds dirty.

I think, you can probably, there is a possibility to affect human learning maybe, you can launch, is the observation of self-stimulation.

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« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2012, 08:57:31 PM »
Don't forget: "Your satisfaction is 95% of my efforts." or "Here, I need to spray it."