curtains @shole.
I saw a sorority girl today ...
(oh noes, not another aDMg saw a sorority girl story)
... she was anorexic bad thin.
She was wearing Daisy Dukes cut all the way up to the crotch.
Except her legs were so sticksmall it was functioning
like a prawn-micromini meets a 1800s hoop dress ?!
And it's 40
o out.
You go girl, that's the way to get a frat boy.
(and yeah she needs counseling)
I'd trick the 60-something cab drivers, and ask them
how annoying the weekend was. They'd talk.
Then I'd ask them, when was the last time you found
one of those "women" to be attractive.
60 something goes full deer-in-headlights look.
Oh snap. I haven't found a barely dressed hoochie
attractive in years. What did you just do to me?!