And let's not forget the insights it gives us into how people think!
Just imagine! An ad that goes something like this:
"Are you selling organs to keep up your coke habit? Have your nostrils flared up permanently from snorting so much of it?
Your problems are over!
Scientists have discovered that expressing hatred for something gives you the same high as cocaine! HATE(tm) is free and readily available. All it takes is a little fear or anger!
"Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. (...)" Dr. Yoda, P.h.D
You can turn any minor annoyance into HATE(tm)! Got any black acquaintances? HATE(tm) 'em! Those terrible religious minorities who refuse to hate pork? HATE(tm) is older than their so-called words of salvation.
And it's free, free, FREE!
Unlike coke, HATE(tm) does not cause loss of hair or teeth nor does it make you look like a washed-up celebrity! PLUS IT'S LEGAL! No longer do you have to fear police raids - why, they may well be just as full of HATE(tm) as you are! You can't overdose on it either!
HATE(tm) is great for parties, political or otherwise! It brings like-minded individuals together in their bigotry! And if someone tells you it's forbidden by law to be intolerant, you can tell them to suck it! If you're arrested, you can claim it's a violation of your right to free speech!
HATE(tm) is also great for working out! You can use it as fuel to go out and bash gay people and hippies in the head! I mean, you're white, right? No one's really going to convict you for it. And if you're black you can argue self-defense from someone else filled with HATE(tm)!
So what are you waiting for, get full of HATE(tm) now!
HATE(tm) is a naturally occurring human emotion. May cause imprisonment, stupidity-induced injuries or cause you to believe someone gives a fuck about what your bigoted mind thinks. Avoid HATE(tm) if you have a heart condition. Mother Nature is not responsible for you being a dick."
