THE PRETTIEST
"Day Six:
Far too dark in Mines of Moria to brush hair properly. Am very afraid I am developing a tangle.
Orcs so silly.
Still the prettiest."--Legolas, son of Weenus
You are determined to become the prettiest member of your party, no matter what the cost!
BECOMING THE PRETTIESTAny character dedicated enough to their cause can become the prettiest. It's not easy, though...
ENTRY REQUIREMENTSRace: Any other than elf.
Special: Must own both
boots of elvenkind and
cloak of elvenkind.
Class SkillsThe Prettiest's class skills (and the key ability for each skill) are Bluff (Cha), Craft (Int), Diplomacy (Cha), Disguise (Cha), Gather Information (Cha), Perform (Cha), Profession (Wis), Sense Motive (Wis), Sleight of Hand (Dex), and Use Magic Device (Cha).
Skills Points at Each Level: 2 + Int
Hit Dice: d8
Level | Base
Attack
Bonus |
Fort
Save |
Ref
Save |
Will
Save |
Special |
Spellcasting |
| 1st | +0 | +0 | +2 | +0 | Naturally slender, violet eyes | — |
| 2nd | +1 | +0 | +3 | +0 | Defense of the ego | +1 level of Wizard |
| 3rd | +2 | +1 | +3 | +1 | Near the mirror | — |
| 4th | +3 | +1 | +4 | +1 | Light as air | +1 level of Wizard |
| 5th | +3 | +1 | +4 | +1 | Definitely the prettiest | — |
Weapon Proficiencies: The Prettiest is proficient with all simple weapons, as well as the longsword, rapier, longbow (including composite longbow), and shortbow (including composite shortbow). The Prettiest is also proficient with light armor. The Prettiest loses these proficiencies whenever he is not wearing both
boots of elvenkind and
cloak of elvenkind.
Naturally slender (Ex): The Prettiest is extra graceful, and takes excellent care of his skin, making sure it is delicate and soft as satin. As long as The Prettiest is wearing both
boots of elvenkind and
cloak of elvenkind, he increases his Dexterity by 1 point and decreases his Constitution by 1 point.
Violet eyes (Ex): As long as The Prettiest is wearing both
boots of elvenkind and
cloak of elvenkind, he gains low-light vision, if he didn't have it already, silly man.
Spellcasting: At 2nd and 4th level, The Prettiest gains new spells known and per day as if he had also gained a level in Wizard. He does not, however, gain any other benefit a character of that class would have gained, except for an increased effective level of spellcasting. Whenever The Prettiest is not wearing both
boots of elvenkind and
cloak of elvenkind, he loses the benefit of these levels.
Defense of the ego (Ex): At 2nd level, The Prettiest knows exactly who and what he is: The Prettiest. As long as The Prettiest is wearing both
boots of elvenkind and
cloak of elvenkind, he is immune to magic
sleep effects, and gains a +2 racial saving throw bonus against enchantment spells or effects.
Near the mirror (Ex): When The Prettiest reaches 3rd level, he spends so much time at the mirror that he gains extra awareness. As long as The Prettiest is wearing both
boots of elvenkind and
cloak of elvenkind, he gains a +2 racial bonus on Listen, Search, and Spot checks, and whenever he merely passes within 5 feet of a secret or concealed door, he is entitled to a Search check to notice it as if he were actively looking for it.
Light as air (Ex): At 4th level, The Prettiest's bone structure improves, becoming finer and more delicate. As long as The Prettiest is wearing both
boots of elvenkind and
cloak of elvenkind, he increases his Dexterity by an additional 1 point and decreases his Constitution by an additional 1 point.
Definitely the prettiest (Ex): Upon reaching 5th level, The Prettiest is undeniably prettier than anything ever ever. Whenever The Prettiest is wearing both
boots of elvenkind and
cloak of elvenkind, his race changes to elf (though he keeps his previous racial traits). He counts as an elf for all purposes except for qualifying for this prestige class.
PLAYING THE PRETTIESTIt's damn hard, being so pretty, but somehow you manage it.
Combat: You will probably spend your time nancing about and shooting things with your beautiful stick. I mean bow.
Advancement: Having reached the height of prettiness, there's not much further to go... but you'll try, won't you? For me?
Resources: Everyone is always trying to get in The Prettiest's good graces. Take advantage of that as much as possible.
THE PRETTIEST IN THE WORLD"Legolas may be hotter than me. I wonder if he would like me if I was King?"--Aragorn, son of Arathorn
Why yes indeed, you are The Prettiest In The World.
Daily Life: There will likely be primping.
Notables: As The Prettiest, you will be following in the footsteps of Legolas son of Weenus, The Prettiest of All Time (at least until you take all the levels in this class).
Organizations: You will be offered lucrative endorsement deals to be the mascot for any number of organizations.
NPC ReactionNPCs are amazed and sometimes insulted by how pretty you are.
THE PRETTIEST IN THE GAMEYou are definitely also The Prettiest In The Game. Other characters may resent this.
Adaptation: The Prettiest is excellent at causing campaigns to adapt around him, so that NPCs can shower him with affection and admiration.
Encounters: Look out if you encounter The Prettiest. He will make you feel jealous of his prettiness, most certainly.
