Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day

[Nanshork]

Kintal wanders around looking for something more interesting to do.

You stare upawrds into the eyes of a nekkid female ghost halfling

  'Kity!' 

[bhu]

Apparently all of you go before the spiders so give em your all

Team ZOmbie following the deputy?

[konnerthefirst]

joseph follows the sheriff

[Nanshork]

Deciding that this city must be a land of succulent breasts and wondering if he needs to spend more time in humanoid form to take advantage of said breasts Kintal says, "Well aren't you a pretty dead lady!"  He walks over to her and purrs, ignoring the spiders.  This is much more interesting.

[bhu]

Deciding that this city must be a land of succulent breasts and wondering if he needs to spend more time in humanoid form to take advantage of said breasts Kintal says, "Well aren't you a pretty dead lady!"  He walks over to her and purrs, ignoring the spiders.  This is much more interesting.

"Aw yer one'a tha magical talkin' kitties!"

*scoops*
petpetpetpetpetpet

[bhu]

Assuming th rest of team zombie follow Joseph and the Deputy back to a nearby post, he sits everyone down and asks for maps.  "Now then explain where you intended to go and we'll tell you whats in your way."

[Nanshork]

Kintal purrs.  "I'm a magical talking demon kitty to be more specific."

[RobbyPants]

Apparently all of you go before the spiders so give em your all

Sorry. I didn't roll Initiative yet, as I was on the roof.

Rolled 1d20+4 : 3 + 4, total 7

[radmelon]

Teo decides to jump into the buggy mass and start stomping.

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Rolled 1d20+7 : 10 + 7, total 17

Rolled 1d10+4 : 5 + 4, total 9

[bhu]

While squishing spiders Teo might be startled if he succeeds in a Spot Check

Everyone else joinin in the squishing?

Anyone responding to the deputies question about the sewers?

[Monotremeancer]

Bill will help with the squishing by taking care of any individual that may escape the mini-genocide that his teammates are causing to go after bystanders.

[RobbyPants]

Assuming he gets another chance, Mustave throws another vial of acid, being careful to not hit any allies.

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Ranged touch, damage:

Rolled 1d20+10 : 10 + 10, total 20
Rolled 1d6 : 2, total 2

[radmelon]

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Spot check.
This dice roll has been tampered with!
Rolled 1d20+4 : 20 + 4, total 24

Like a boss.

<edit> goddamn it, sorry, didn't mean to do that. I swear I didn't cahnge it, that was a natural 20. Want me to redo it? 

[konnerthefirst]

"So mister Deputy are you gonna help us find this group of zombies?" Joseph says eagerly

[Nanshork]

Seeing how much fun everybody is having with the spider squishing, Kintal goes to squish some spiders!

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Claw: 7 Damage: 5
Claw: 18 Damage: 6
Bite: 16 Damage: 5 + 2 Electric
Tail slap: 8 Damage: 4

[bhu]

Kintal purrs.  "I'm a magical talking demon kitty to be more specific."

"I'm Bert.  Whatcha' doin'?  Sides squishin'."

[bhu]

rad

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Every roll I've seen using that roller has that, im wondering if its a typo 

While squishing you notice a man in a chicken suit staring at you from a nearby alley.

Staring uncomfortably.

Sense motive roll

[bhu]

"So mister Deputy are you gonna help us find this group of zombies?" Joseph says eagerly

At the moment my assistants are verifying your credentials.  If they check out we help you.  If not we arrest you.

[Nanshork]

Kintal looks confused.  "Your name is Bert?"

[bhu]

Kintal looks confused.  "Your name is Bert?"

"Mom always called me that.  I think it might be short fer Berta.  Onstage I was always called Analstasia cause of my act."

At which point she whips around, bends over, and begins singing the following from her anal cavity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnAWEP1_kkw

a good many spiders are finally overwhelmed between shock and poison