Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day

[radmelon]

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Sense motive:

Rolled 1d20+2 : 17 + 2, total 19

[bhu]

rad

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It's  a challenging look

you is being challenged

by a devotee of Homosexual Chicken Kung Fu

[radmelon]

rad

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It's  a challenging look

you is being challenged

by a devotee of Homosexual Chicken Kung Fu

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Well crap. This should be terrifying interesting. 

[Flay Crimsonwind]

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"So mister Deputy are you gonna help us find this group of zombies?" Joseph says eagerly

At the moment my assistants are verifying your credentials.  If they check out we help you.  If not we arrest you.

"That'll just take time then. In any case, our only tip is that he'd been causing mischief in the minion guilds, and that his base of operations is in the sewer somewhere. A further tip was that he had quite a bit of gold and magic items around him; knowing his previous masters, we didn't want that flowing to the denizens of the sewers, so we opted to root him out of his hiding hole before he got any further with his plans. Please note that the rest of our guild is currently seeing to our new guild-house; we make up only about half of the founding members. The idea was we could get a head start, hopefully nip this in the bud.

Have there been any reports of particular oddities coming from the sewers? I understand that oddities and the sewer network go hand in hand, and reports since the god's appearance must be a bit chaotic."

[bhu]

team zombeh

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"Reports are coming in from everywhere.  A Gawd manifesting along with a magical war is a complete clusterfuck.  Obviously you haven't seen some of the damage since you returned.  If he's hassling the Minion Guilds the Sheriff will need to know this immediately.  Right now going down alone could be bad.  We're still having problems with those worm things the Dean's nephew unleashed, along with the other problems.  Plus there's a city of wraiths down there so I wouldn't advise running around in the dark without a guide."

an aide approaches and whispers to him

"Looks like you guys check out.  It's an honor to meet the cities rescuers.  Now how do you know about this?"

[littha]

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"I dunno, someone said stuff about zombies and junk... they go splat when you land on them, its funny."
Cusic seems perplexed for a moment but is shortly distracted by some dust floating past her nose.

[Flay Crimsonwind]

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"Someone concerned for their future heard about this pain in the ass. We have past history with the zombie bastard, and wanted to end this once and for all. Since the Sheriff has a lot on his plate already, we figured we'd try and shut this down."

Then with an awkward look, he says, "And yes, we've been unable to view too much of the city. It's been hectic since we finally got back and tried to wrap things up. Wraiths are.... other zombies?" Zach's complete lack of knowledge on the topic led him to wonder what kind of army it might be, and how fun it could be to rout it.

[radmelon]

While stomping bugs, Teo gives the stranger a sign of acknowledgement.

[Monotremeancer]

Bill puts his chin in his palm and nods at Bert Most impressive, I must say.

[bhu]

Bill puts his chin in his palm and nods at Bert Most impressive, I must say.

"Tanks.  I was famous for it before the mob burned me at teh stake for doing it."

[bhu]

team zombeh

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"No wraiths are more like pissed off ghosts that can pull out your soul"

[bhu]

the spider horde appears to be diminishing, and the Dryad appears spectacularly unharmed.  The Dwarves set about airing your place out and scooping up the million strong corpses. 

"We'll have yer place ready in an hour er so.  You had dinner?"

[Nanshork]

Kintal wipes spider goo off of his face.  "I need a bath before eating..."

[bhu]

Kintal wipes spider goo off of his face.  "I need a bath before eating..."

One of the Dwarves says "No problem. Brace yourself, this will be cold."

Apparently the local dwarves have hoses that can shoot high pressure jets of water.

[Nanshork]

Kintal hisses loudly, his hackles raised as lightning arcs between his teeth.  He does not approve.

[Flay Crimsonwind]

team zombeh

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"No wraiths are more like pissed off ghosts that can pull out your soul"

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".........

"Hm.......

".......So how do I kill them?"

[jojolagger]

team zombeh

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"No wraiths are more like pissed off ghosts that can pull out your soul"

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Having experience the later part of their description, I must add I am not eager to repeat the experience. That said, the usual strategy of hitting them until the problem is solved will probably still work, if less effectively. Failing that, I believe Bart had put some thought towards killing of spectral creatures.

[bhu]

Kintal hisses loudly, his hackles raised as lightning arcs between his teeth.  He does not approve.

"Oops!  Sorry critter! Didn't know you was a clockwork!"

[RobbyPants]

"We'll have yer place ready in an hour er so.  You had dinner?"

"Not yet, but I don't want spiders if that's what you're talking about."

[VennDygrem]

Bigsley snaps back to consciousness, and sets about helping to crush some of the remaining spiders.

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Not sure if I even really need to make rolls at this point, but I figure he's got to do something