Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day

[RobbyPants]

You look to your left and see a translucent naked halfling chick floating in the air next to you.  She says "yup".

"Waoh! Are you my guardian angel, or just a hawt ghost!?"

Mustave tries really hard to stay focused on the spiders.

[Nanshork]

As none of the spiders have come close to him, Kintal deigns to pay attention to them and looks bored.

[bhu]

You look to your left and see a translucent naked halfling chick floating in the air next to you.  She says "yup".

"Waoh! Are you my guardian angel, or just a hawt ghost!?"

Mustave tries really hard to stay focused on the spiders.

"Guardian Angels dont get burned at teh stake for being able to sing "Nearer Mah Gawd to Thee" from their butthole."

[bhu]

As none of the spiders have come close to him, Kintal deigns to pay attention to them and looks bored.

Random crazwed old woman:

"OMG WHO LEFT HIS POOR KITTY IN THE PATH OF  THESE SPIDERS?"

Begins beating nearest PC to Kintal with her purse.

[RobbyPants]

"Guardian Angels dont get burned at teh stake for being able to sing "Nearer Mah Gawd to Thee" from their butthole."

"That's awesome! I'm a joker myself, and I've never perfected anal singing! What's your secret?

Oh, if the spiders that vowed revenge come back as ghosts, can you give me a warning, or something?"

Mustave remembers to glance back at the spiders (which are probably still 3 rounds away, assuming nothing's changed).

[bhu]

"Guardian Angels dont get burned at teh stake for being able to sing "Nearer Mah Gawd to Thee" from their butthole."

"That's awesome! I'm a joker myself, and I've never perfected anal singing! What's your secret?

Oh, if the spiders that vowed revenge come back as ghosts, can you give me a warning, or something?"

Mustave remembers to glance back at the spiders (which are probably still 3 rounds away, assuming nothing's changed).

ooc: you guys are the only ones I know who could play this campaign without constant spit takes...

"Magic mos'ly.  I don't think spiders come back as ghosts cept there's an evil mage type to do it.  Well maybe some of the smart ones."

A lone spider breaks from the  pack and coughs heavily before it's eyes center on the pC's


"DEATH!!! DEATH TO ALL WHO OPPOSE US!!! KILL THE CATS AND THE OLD PEOPLE FIRST!!!"

and then it dies

the spiders are now in a 10'x15' area

[bhu]

Also, again, where are you zombie fightin team members headed?

[littha]

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No idea, I thought there was a destination that included zombies.

[RobbyPants]

the spiders are now in a 10'x15' area

How far are they from me? I can close 40 feet if needed (and if there's roof space) and throw an acid flask trying to avoid any friendlies. It will hit one square and then do 1 spash damage to all adjacent areas.

In case I can reach the area:

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Touch attack: 1d20+10 (not counting any range increments, +1 if within 30 feet), Damage: 1d6 (add 1 if within 30 feet)

This dice roll has been tampered with!
Rolled 1d20+10 : 3 + 10, total 13
Rolled 1d6 : 3, total 3

[Flay Crimsonwind]

To the undead group:

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Zach's been looking at a scroll he pulled from an inner pocket. "Alright, we've got a few addresses for the union that the zombie's been hoping to take over. We could start there, hope to find him. The only issue there is we can't attack him without getting attacked. In fact, we can't even be spotted without the possibility of him using the people he's obtained there to kill us where it's convenient.

Our next option is the sewers, where he's supposedly set up shop. That would be more of a needle-in-the-haystack scenario, but we might take him by surprise. Thoughts?"

[bhu]

you am successfuls RObby

you other onlookers violating the sanctity of the arthropod species?

[Monotremeancer]

"OMG WHO LEFT HIS POOR KITTY IN THE PATH OF  THESE SPIDERS?"

I'm assuming this is Bill. He will shield his face and bill but remain still unless the woman starts to damage him.

Ouch! Lady, ouch! He is ouch far from ouch defenceless ouch. This 'fella is ouch more capable of taking ouch care of ouch himself than he is ouch fluffy.

[Nanshork]

Kintal watches the beating with glee.  "I don't know what you're talking about.  I'm not a little demon kitty, no sir!"

[RobbyPants]

you am successfuls RObby

Did any actually die? If so, just the spider attacked, or did any die from the splash damage?

[bhu]

a few crumble from the combo of poison and acid

there is a loud hissing sound as they begin moving your way

[konnerthefirst]

To the undead group

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"A needle in a hay sack scenario should work out to our adventure knowing our luck" Joseph says

[RobbyPants]

a few crumble from the combo of poison and acid

there is a loud hissing sound as they begin moving your way

When my next round comes up, I'll throw another flask:

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Ranged touch d20+10, acid 1d6

Rolled 1d20+10 : 18 + 10, total 28
Rolled 1d6 : 1, total 1

[bhu]

Undead Group: You guys just looking for a random manhole or asking about?

Spider Group: the Dryad, the large metal guy, and robby seem to be doing bad things to the spiders along with the dwarves.

The old lady flees in terror as the spiders get closer

many of them seem to be dropping dead

[Flay Crimsonwind]

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I was hoping some of the others would be posting. I know a few turned back to have spidery fun, but we should still have four or five. This should give them a bit of time.

[konnerthefirst]

"I guess I will go down first" Joseph says "  Hopefully we don't drop in the middle of them eh?'

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You guys okay with me heading down first just in case?