Author Topic: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day  (Read 246405 times)

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Cusic quickly opens the door

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Cusic quickly opens the door

There's a crowd of varying people, most of them with scowls.  Some of them have signs protesting ghosts rights.  Some of them are protesting for ghosts rights.  Some of them are protesting for or against hookers.  Some of them look like would-be adventurers.  One is a catgirl waving at you spastically with a huge grin.   One is an angry older woman holding a "FREE HIPPOS NOW!" sign.

"We'd like to speak to the owner of this shithole brothel."

"Hi nice lady!"

"Are you guys hiring?"

"I'd like something in a non-ghost prostitute willing to do awful things to me with a bath towel."

"YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!!"

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"I am sorry if you are bothered by my presence, ladies, but I assure you that I am a scholar and wizard by trade. Well... was. It's complicated."

Bigsley attempts to hunch down a bit to appear less menacing, though at his height, it's not very effective.

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"Why, do angry mobs always seem to form where ever I am?" Joseph says acting confused at all the different people

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"Why, do angry mobs always seem to form where ever I am?" Joseph says acting confused at all the different people

"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME ANGRY!! THAT'S RACIST!"

It's an orc...

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"I am sorry if you are bothered by my presence, ladies, but I assure you that I am a scholar and wizard by trade. Well... was. It's complicated."

Bigsley attempts to hunch down a bit to appear less menacing, though at his height, it's not very effective.

"You aren't the proposed mate are you?"

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"Why, do angry mobs always seem to form where ever I am?" Joseph says acting confused at all the different people

"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME ANGRY!! THAT'S RACIST!"

It's an orc...
"ummm...... well you see....." Joseph says not really understanding how it is racist

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The elder sackbiter leans out a window

"FUCK YOU GREENSKIN!  GET OFFA MAH PORCH OR I'LL PUT THIS ACORN THROUGH YOUR LEFT NUT!"

His children quickly pull him back imside...