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Offline Nanshork

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #120 on: November 25, 2011, 06:06:24 PM »
Kintal wanders around looking for something more interesting to do.

You stare upawrds into the eyes of a nekkid female ghost halfling

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #121 on: November 25, 2011, 07:46:26 PM »
Apparently all of you go before the spiders so give em your all

Team ZOmbie following the deputy?
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #122 on: November 26, 2011, 02:42:18 AM »
joseph follows the sheriff
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #123 on: November 26, 2011, 02:46:21 AM »
Deciding that this city must be a land of succulent breasts and wondering if he needs to spend more time in humanoid form to take advantage of said breasts Kintal says, "Well aren't you a pretty dead lady!"  He walks over to her and purrs, ignoring the spiders.  This is much more interesting.
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #124 on: November 26, 2011, 04:33:05 AM »
Quote from: Nanshork on November 26, 2011, 02:46:21 AM
Deciding that this city must be a land of succulent breasts and wondering if he needs to spend more time in humanoid form to take advantage of said breasts Kintal says, "Well aren't you a pretty dead lady!"  He walks over to her and purrs, ignoring the spiders.  This is much more interesting.

"Aw yer one'a tha magical talkin' kitties!"

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #125 on: November 26, 2011, 04:34:29 AM »
Assuming th rest of team zombie follow Joseph and the Deputy back to a nearby post, he sits everyone down and asks for maps.  "Now then explain where you intended to go and we'll tell you whats in your way."
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #126 on: November 26, 2011, 05:11:59 AM »
Kintal purrs.  "I'm a magical talking demon kitty to be more specific."

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #127 on: November 26, 2011, 01:29:48 PM »
Quote from: bhu on November 25, 2011, 07:46:26 PM
Apparently all of you go before the spiders so give em your all
Sorry. I didn't roll Initiative yet, as I was on the roof.

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #128 on: November 26, 2011, 02:13:46 PM »
Teo decides to jump into the buggy mass and start stomping.
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #129 on: November 28, 2011, 04:26:05 AM »
While squishing spiders Teo might be startled if he succeeds in a Spot Check

Everyone else joinin in the squishing?

Anyone responding to the deputies question about the sewers?
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #130 on: November 28, 2011, 04:58:42 AM »
Bill will help with the squishing by taking care of any individual that may escape the mini-genocide that his teammates are causing to go after bystanders.
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #131 on: November 28, 2011, 07:28:53 AM »
Assuming he gets another chance, Mustave throws another vial of acid, being careful to not hit any allies.

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #132 on: November 28, 2011, 10:01:28 AM »
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #133 on: November 28, 2011, 11:52:38 AM »
"So mister Deputy are you gonna help us find this group of zombies?" Joseph says eagerly
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #134 on: November 28, 2011, 01:20:40 PM »
Seeing how much fun everybody is having with the spider squishing, Kintal goes to squish some spiders!

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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #135 on: November 28, 2011, 03:31:27 PM »
Quote from: Nanshork on November 26, 2011, 05:11:59 AM
Kintal purrs.  "I'm a magical talking demon kitty to be more specific."



"I'm Bert.  Whatcha' doin'?  Sides squishin'."
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #136 on: November 28, 2011, 03:34:29 PM »
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #137 on: November 28, 2011, 03:35:46 PM »
Quote from: konnerthefirst on November 28, 2011, 11:52:38 AM
"So mister Deputy are you gonna help us find this group of zombies?" Joseph says eagerly

At the moment my assistants are verifying your credentials.  If they check out we help you.  If not we arrest you.
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #138 on: November 28, 2011, 06:34:16 PM »
Kintal looks confused.  "Your name is Bert?"
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Re: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day
« Reply #139 on: November 28, 2011, 06:58:29 PM »
Quote from: Nanshork on November 28, 2011, 06:34:16 PM
Kintal looks confused.  "Your name is Bert?"

"Mom always called me that.  I think it might be short fer Berta.  Onstage I was always called Analstasia cause of my act."

At which point she whips around, bends over, and begins singing the following from her anal cavity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnAWEP1_kkw

a good many spiders are finally overwhelmed between shock and poison
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