Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day

[bhu]

dwarf restaurant crew: "And will the rest of you be having ale?  Would you like to hear the specials?  We have a sale on hard tack biscuits."

[Monotremeancer]

Just water for drinks, but have you got any meat? I feel like eating something

[RobbyPants]

"Just ale."

[radmelon]

"Ale, a bunch've em, please."

[Sir Shadow]

@ Zombie Crew:

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"Wraiths are difficult to deal with. Their touch can drain your life and they have no physical form, meaning only certain weapons and magic can affect them. The most troubling thing is that if they suck away your life, you rise as a new one under their control."

[bhu]

Just water for drinks, but have you got any meat? I feel like eating something

"Sure do.  We have some nice mutton, some lamb stew, and today's special is a Serranian Death Crab we managed to get hold of.  It's pricy though."


They bring the Dryad a large watermelon.  She extends her fangs, bites down, and begins noisily sucking it dry before handing it to a waiter and saying "Here, burn this."

[Monotremeancer]

I think I'll go for the mutton.

[bhu]

I think I'll go for the mutton.

"Mutton for the rest of you?  Maybe oil for the metal man?"

[bhu]

@ Zombie Crew:

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"Wraiths are difficult to deal with. Their touch can drain your life and they have no physical form, meaning only certain weapons and magic can affect them. The most troubling thing is that if they suck away your life, you rise as a new one under their control."

tem zombeh

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"So how many good clerics do you have access to?"

[Flay Crimsonwind]

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"Which means I can't do a damn thing to them. Great." The samurai lean back, looking frustrated. He might have to learn new skills if his sword was this useless against so many of his new foes.

[RobbyPants]

"I'll try some mutton."

[radmelon]

"Sure, I'll have the mutton thingy."

[VennDygrem]

"I'm not hungry. Nor am I thirsty.... I haven't been for some time, now that I think about it..."

[RobbyPants]

"I'm not hungry. Nor am I thirsty.... I haven't been for some time, now that I think about it..."

"Probably a good thing. I don't know how you'd go to the bathroom."

[Nanshork]

"Meat is good!"

[bhu]

"Meat is good!"

"Aww you have a kitty!  I think we have some fish stew left over if you want some." *pets*

[bhu]

Your all served ale and mutton (except kintal who gets a nice fish stew), and the looming metal figure who is occasionally asked if he needs polishing or something out of nervous politeness for his not eating food.  The Dryad continues draining melons with her fangs before handing them to a waiter and reminding them to 'burn this'.

She looks at you "So how big is your Guild?  You got anything lined up?"

[bhu]

team zombie

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"So you have one necromancer and one cleric...not the greatest of odds."

He points out spots o nthe map

"Avoid here, here, and here and you should avoid the worst of it.  Now we just need you a guide.  Have you met 'Nervous Bob?'

[Sir Shadow]

Team Zombie

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Bartholomeow pulls out a certain crossbow bolt and waves it like a want, "Oh yes, we've met."

[Flay Crimsonwind]

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"Actually, he'd be excellent. Nervous though he may be, we've worked with him before, and come out on top. I'd trust him, and he'd already be aware of our various idiosyncrasies. Do we think someone might wish to see if the rest of the guild is finished with the housing issues, since we have a more set course? I don't know whether we want a small band or the strength of the guild..."