Author Topic: Campaign Thread V: Boobies in the Basement Make up for an Otherwise Dull Day (Read 246396 times)

RobbyPants · « **Reply #200 on:** December 08, 2011, 09:38:01 PM »

Quote from: bhu on December 08, 2011, 05:51:13 PM

She looks at you "So how big is your Guild? You got anything lined up?"

"I'm not sure. I was too busy paying attention to naked orcs and elves and killing spiders."

Mustave looks toward everyone else to see if someone more responsible will answer.

radmelon · « **Reply #201 on:** December 09, 2011, 10:06:26 AM »

Teo seems too entranced with his meal to notice.

Nanshork · « **Reply #202 on:** December 09, 2011, 02:05:31 PM »

Kintal laps up his delicious fish soup!

VennDygrem · « **Reply #203 on:** December 10, 2011, 01:48:51 PM »

Bigsley dozes off briefly before snapping back awake. He looks over at the closest dwarf and says, "Jorvar! Why, Jorvar Irongut, how are you m'boy? It's been ages, how is the clan doing?"

Of course, he couldn't quite tell that this couldn't be the dwarf he knew, seeing as how this was a completely different world.

bhu · « **Reply #204 on:** December 10, 2011, 04:32:13 PM »

"Do I know you? My name isn't Jorvan. Nice work on the Golem body. Did I overhear Boobs say you guys were an Adventuring Guild? You hiring?"

bhu · « **Reply #205 on:** December 13, 2011, 05:06:35 AM »

At this point much of the restaurant goes a lil quiet and looks at you, while you can over hear several of them muttering:

"A new Adventurer's Guild..."

"They don't know who I am..."

"A possible fresh start..."

"OMG I CAN KILL THINGS AGAIN!"

spurious stares at the aforementioned individual

"Ahem...uh you know...legally..."

bhu · « **Reply #206 on:** December 13, 2011, 05:07:16 AM »

team zombeh: You heading back to get more members, or heading into sewers?

Flay Crimsonwind · « **Reply #207 on:** December 13, 2011, 06:39:55 AM »

Zach will politely excuse himself to find the others, asking that Bob meet them by the new guildhouse whenever he's free. He runs back to the guildhouse, hoping that someone will still be there. He finds himself inexplicably angry. "Eleven...." he mutters, under his breath.

VennDygrem · « **Reply #208 on:** December 13, 2011, 10:19:52 AM »

"No, no, you must be Jorvar! You're the spitting image! Why, Jorvar, what have you been doing with yourself these days?"

Bigsley clearly isn't paying attention to the excitement awakening in the bar.

RobbyPants · « **Reply #209 on:** December 13, 2011, 01:24:12 PM »

Mustave is keeping an eye on the sociopath who wants to kill people legally.

Nanshork · « **Reply #210 on:** December 13, 2011, 01:30:49 PM »

Kintal is keeping an eye on everyone, wondering if he'll have to maim someone to get them to calm down.

bhu · « **Reply #211 on:** December 13, 2011, 04:33:47 PM »

Quote from: VennDygrem on December 13, 2011, 10:19:52 AM

"No, no, you must be Jorvar! You're the spitting image! Why, Jorvar, what have you been doing with yourself these days?"

Bigsley clearly isn't paying attention to the excitement awakening in the bar.

"Bartending. Chatting with Golems who think I'm someone else. The usual."

The Dryad looks at the restaurant "They've barely got papers and no secretary yet people, calm down you'll have your chance."

A busboy runs by, chased by a fanged melon rind

"Dammit I thought I told you to burn those? Scuse me for a sec.."

RobbyPants · « **Reply #212 on:** December 13, 2011, 09:47:32 PM »

Mustave throws one of his returning daggers at the rind:

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bhu · « **Reply #213 on:** December 14, 2011, 01:31:02 AM »

It hits to virtually no effect. Boobs catches it, and eventually it is disposed of in a proper hearthfire while the staff receives a lecture on the burning of dead watermelons. Your dagger is promptly returned, while a young dwarf matron scolds you about throwing pointy things in the restaurant.

konnerthefirst · « **Reply #214 on:** December 14, 2011, 01:51:13 AM »

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RobbyPants · « **Reply #215 on:** December 14, 2011, 08:04:41 AM »

Quote from: bhu on December 14, 2011, 01:31:02 AM

Your dagger is promptly returned, while a young dwarf matron scolds you about throwing pointy things in the restaurant.

"That's the last time I do any good deeds."

Mustave returns to his ale and mutton, still keeping an eye on the sociopath.

bhu · « **Reply #216 on:** December 14, 2011, 03:50:05 PM »

Quote from: RobbyPants on December 14, 2011, 08:04:41 AM

Quote from: bhu on December 14, 2011, 01:31:02 AM
Your dagger is promptly returned, while a young dwarf matron scolds you about throwing pointy things in the restaurant.
"That's the last time I do any good deeds."

Mustave returns to his ale and mutton, still keeping an eye on the sociopath.

"No, you can do good deeds, but there's kids here. Think of what would happen if you missed."

"Now heres a nice mug of hot dwarf ale for saving the busboy from the vampire melon."

bhu · « **Reply #217 on:** December 14, 2011, 03:50:32 PM »

Quote from: Flay Crimsonwind on December 13, 2011, 06:39:55 AM

Zach will politely excuse himself to find the others, asking that Bob meet them by the new guildhouse whenever he's free. He runs back to the guildhouse, hoping that someone will still be there. He finds himself inexplicably angry. "Eleven...." he mutters, under his breath.

Your new digs are leaking poison fog and surrounded by dwarves in the feudal equivalent of hazmat suits.

Theyre sweeping up about 4 tons of dead spiders

RobbyPants · « **Reply #218 on:** December 15, 2011, 07:45:54 AM »

Quote from: bhu on December 14, 2011, 03:50:05 PM

"No, you can do good deeds, but there's kids here. Think of what would happen if you missed."

"I never miss.

But okay. I won't throw pointy things or acid in here anymore."

bhu · « **Reply #219 on:** December 16, 2011, 02:05:51 AM »

"WHEN WERE YOU THROWING ACID?"

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